Transcripts - Crush
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Transcripts - Crush

Episode Crush
Language English
Type Closed Captioning
Date Written Unknown
Author Hazuki
Author Comments Not Available
Wordcount 2770


Ron: Rufus? Rufus? Here, boy!
Kim: Hey, Ron!

Ron: Ssh, Rufus has gone missing.
Kim: Maybe he's hibernating.
Ron: Not likely, Kim. It's Spirit Week. If the little guy missed
it, he'd be crushed. Rufus! Ho-hey-hey! Ho-ho! Rufus!
Rufus: ( Yawns )

Kim: A naked mole rat. Ron, ever think about getting a normal
Ron: Like what?
Kim: Something not naked.
Rufus: ( Blows raspberry )

Ron: Never be normal! That's the Ron Stoppable motto. Kim?
KP? ( Spanish accent ) Kim Possible?
Ron: Oh, Josh Mankey.
Rufus: ( Retches ) Mankey!

Ron: Amp down, Kim. Someone might think you're crushing on
Rufus: Pah, Mankey!
Ron: Huh? Kim?

Josh: What's this say to you?

Kim: Oh, it's, it's, er, you know. I mean, yeah, totally...
Josh: Hey, you're Kim Possible. You were on the news last week,
saved some ambassador or something?
Kim: Um, yeah, I, uh...
Josh: That was cool.
Kim: ( giggling ) Yeah. Heh, heh. Thanks. Heh, heh. Bye! Heh, heh.

% Bell rings.
Kim: I can't even form a sentence around Josh. How am I gonna ask
him to Friday's dance?
Ron: Ask Mankey? I don't know, Kim, don't you think he might feel
awkward... with us?
Kim: Us?
Ron: Well, we always go together.
Kim: Yeah, but that says, you know, friends. And this time, I was
thinking about lining up a, you know...
Ron: An enemy?

Kim: A date!
Ron: A date, right. Date, like, uh... dating. Date in a date-
like kind of way. Uh-huh, I can do that. The date thing.
Kim: Great. So, who are you going to ask?
Ron: For me to get a date? Who am I not gonna ask?

% Kimmunicator beeps.
Kim: Hey, Wade, what up?

Wade: Meet me at your locker.

Wade: You will not believe how many hits we're getting on this site.
Everyone wants your help.
Ron: Mrs. Giltmore needs someone to feed her cats. For a week.
Kim: Eurgh! Seven days, eight cats.
Ron: One litter box. I know your website says you can do
anything, but you have to draw the line. Hey, long distance.
Tokyo! I love the French.

Wade: That one's an emergency. I'll stream the security cam.

Drakken: Ha-ha!

Kim: Whoa, rewind and freeze, Wade.
Kim: Dr. Drakken.
Ron: Our arch enemy. Well, your arch enemy. I don't think he
knows my name.
Kim: Come on, Ron, let's jet.

Ron: Oh, yeah! Going to Tokyo on a school night. How are we gonna
get there?
Kim: I'll phone a friend.

Ron: Ooh-hoo-hoo, sweet ride.
Kim: Thanks for the lift, Britina.
Britina: Kim, duh, it's the least I could do after you saved my
Chicago show.

Kim: Oh, the backstage fire was no big.
Britina: For you, maybe. Must be so awesome not to be afraid of
Kim: Fearless, I am not.
Ron: Oh, come on! I've seen you wrestle a shark with your bare
Britina: Yeah, what could scare you?

Kim: His name's Josh Mankey.
Britina: Ooh! Crush story.
Kim: I feel so ridiculous around him.
Britina: Just go for it. What's the worst thing that could happen?
Ron: So, Britina, as a pop superstar, I'll bet you miss out on
stuff like school dances with, you know, normal, average

Britina: True.
Ron: Friday. Dance. You. Me. Average guy.
Britina: No.
% Buzzer.
Ron: See? As that so hard?
Kim: Only to watch.

Yoshiko: Thank you for coming, Kim Possible. I am Yoshiko,
translator for Nakasumi-san.
Ron: You know, I'm looking for a lucky someone to go to a dance
with me.
Yoshiko: Er, Nakasumi-san says he's very flattered, but given the
current crisis, he feels it'd be inappropriate to go to the
Ron: No! Ew, no! I meant...
Kim: So, what's the sitch?

Yoshiko: They have taken over our entire factory. The workers are
trapped inside.
Kim: How many?
Yoshiko: Two.
Ron: Hundred?
Yoshiko: No, just two. This is the most automated factory in the world.
% Sirens wail.

Ron: Wait up!
Ron: Aaargh!
Kim: Ron, stop playing around!
Ron: Okay, I'm going.

Ron: Ohh! Are you kidding me?!
Kim: Very funny.
Ron: The third time's the charm.

Kim: What's Drakken doing in a video game factory?
Ron: Duh! Do you know what this factory makes?
Kim: Video games?

Ron: The Z Boy. Only the fastest graphics system ever.
Kim: So? Video games.
Ron: It's not even coming out back home until Christmas. It's the
must-have gift of the holiday season. ( Gasps ) Drakken's
gonna steal Christmas.
Kim: Ron, I know my arch foe. Drakken wants to take over the
Ron: He wants to steal Christmas!

Kim: Take over the world!

Ron: Steal Christmas.
Kim: Take over the world.
Ron: Steal Christmas.

Kim: Take over the world.
Ron: Steal Christmas.

Kim: Ssh! Fine, whatever.
Ron: Kim, Drakken's in the house. Is this really the time to fix
your make-up?
Kim: I see the hostages. ( Gasps ) Oh, no!
Ron: What?!
Kim: Thought I saw a zit. False alarm. Okay, I'll free the
hostages, you take this. Jack it into the video.

Ron: You mean I'm...?
Kim: The distraction.
Ron: Oh, always the distraction.

Computer: Konnichiwa.
Drakken: Cartoons make my eyes itch. Can't you switch that thing
Drakken: Put some greasy elbow into it!

Shego: Dr. Drakken?
Drakken: Aaargh! Shego! Never sneak up on me like that.
Shego: I wasn't sneaking.
Drakken: Ninjas make more noise than you, Shego. Quit it!

Ron: Whassup! Naked Mole Rat TV is on the air!

Drakken: That voice.
Shego: It's Kim Possible's dopey sidekick.
Drakken: I can never remember his name.

Ron: It's Ron Stoppable coming to you totally live. Broadcasting
from... wouldn't you like to know? Yes, evil doers, it's the
Rufus and Ron Show.
Rufus: ( Blows raspberry )

Ron: Aaargh!
Drakken: You're cancelled. ( Cackles )

Kim: Ron!
Shego: Kim Possible!

Drakken: I remember. So, Kim Possible, you think to thwart my
Shego: Don't stop to tell her the plan.
Drakken: I'll handle this, Shego.
Shego: All I know is, every time you stop to blab about your big
plan, she wins.
Drakken: Oh, right.

Shego: Let's go!
Drakken: ( Cackles evilly )

Ron: Quick, where's our helicopter?
Kim: We don't have one.
Ron: Ooh, too bad.

Kim's Dad: I do not believe it. That Dr. Drakken fellow stole a
factory. Seems two employees were rescued by world-famous
teen hero... Hey, Kim Possible. Nice work, honey.
Kim: Sure, until I let Drakken get away. I've gotta figure
out his plan before he tries to take over the world. Oh,
then there's the Josh thing.
Kim's Dad: Josh? Another mad scientist bent on world conquest?
Kim: So not. Josh is this guy I wanna take to the dance.

Kim's Dad: Oh. Don't you and your friend Ronald usually go to
school function together?
Kim: Yeah, but Ron's a friend and Josh is a hottie.
Kim's Dad: ( Clears throat ) I wouldn't just give up without

fight. With Drakken, I mean. Better get back on that
case tout de suite. And Kimmy, let's not talk about
hotties at breakfast any more.
Kim's Mom: Who's a hottie?
Kim's Dad: We are not talking about it.

Kim: Josh Mankey. Ah!
Tweebs: Ooh. ( Chants ) Kim's got a boyfriend!
Kim's got a boyfriend!
Kim: Don't make me hurt you.
Kim's Mom: Eat your cereal, boys.

Kim's Mom: So, this Josh is cute?
Kim: He's golden, mom.
Kim's Mom: Golden? That's good, right?
Kim's Dad: Well, I prefer it over hottie.
Kim: Josh is so cool and smart and really talented and kinda

Jim: ( Burps )
Kim: Excuse you!
Jim: Wanna know what I think?
Kim: No.

Jim: Send an anonymous e-mail.
Kim: I couldn't do that.
Tim: Yes, you can. They, like, route it through Sweden or
some place and it can't be traced.
Kim's Dad: Hmm. Your principal's been getting anonymous e-mails
from Sweden.
Tweebs: Er,... gotta go!

Kim's Mom: Kimmy, telling a boy you like him is like getting into a really cold pool. Deep breath, then take the plunge.

% Bell rings.
Kim: Before this day is over, I am going to ask Josh to the dance.
Ron: And I'm gonna ask... somebody.
Kim: Your standards are so high.
Ron: Flexibility is key, Kim.

Kim: Good luck.
Ron: Don't need it.

Kim's Mom: ( in Kim's head ) Deep breath, then take the

% Bell rings.
Kim: ( Sighs )

Ron: Hi, I'm Ron Stop... Ow!

Kim: Josh'll come through that door any minute and I'll just spit
it out.

Ron: This arm is going to the dance on Friday. Who wants to be on

Ron: How about this arm?

Kim: Deep breath, then take the plunge. Here goes.
Bonnie: Hi, Kim.

Kim: Bonnie.
Bonnie: Don't mind if I watch, do you?
Kim: Watch what?
Bonnie: You. Josh. It's so obvious that you're crushing on him.
Kim: It is not.

Bonnie: Oh, yeah? Gonna ask him to the dance?
Kim: Why?
Bonnie: I think it's great.
Kim: Really?
Bonnie: Totally. I get to see you crash and burn.

Kim: Maybe he'll say yes.
Bonnie: Maybe, but he said no to girls much higher on the food
chain than you.
Kim: Well, I'm gonna ask him anyway.
Bonnie: Go for it.
Kim: I will. After practice.

% Techno music.
Ron: Attention, girls! It is I, Ron Stoppable. Contrary to
popular belief, am not dating Kim Possible, which is good news
for you, Josh Mankey.
Josh: Hey.
Kim: Oh, no.
Ron: There is a rare hole in my social calendar for this Friday.
Please note. I am a bon-diggidy dancer. Thank you.

% All giggle.

Kim: OK, everybody, doghouse pyramid.

% Communicator beeps.
Ron: Kim, it's for you!
Kim: Ohh! Ohh! Whoaaaaa!
Girls: Kim!

Wade: Hot tip from the Nakasumi heist. Can you cut practice?
Kim: I'd rather be anywhere but here.

Rufus: ( Whimpers )
Ron: I told you to bring a jacket, Rufus. Naked and snow just
don't mix.

Kim: OK, let's recap what we know.
Ron: Check. Subject... Joshua Wendell Mankey.
Kim: I meant about Drakken's alpine lair.
Ron: Oh, yeah, I got enough.
Kim: Wait, his middle name is Wendell?

Ron: It could be.
Kim: You've obviously done your research.
Ron: I will show you the rest of report is completely factual.
Kim: Gossip you've heard around school?
Ron: Moving on. Mankey has rejected invitations to the Spirit
Week dance from the following: Courtney Luke, Maria
Rodriguez, Natasha Putin, Julia Roberts, no relation, and of
course, Bonnie Rockwaller. No current photo was available.

Kim: Josh spiked Bonnie?
Ron: And Bonnie spiked me, as did Courtney, Maria, Natasha and

Heinrich: OK, kids, we're here.
Kim: Thanks for the lift, Heinrich.

Heinrich: Oh, Kim, you silly. It's the least I could do after you
saved our village from that avalanche last year.
Kim: No big.
Ron: So, Heinrich, got any teenage daughters who might wanna
go to an American dance party?
Heinrich: Nein!
Ron: Nine? One's plenty. Or maybe two.

Heinrich: Nein means no!
Ron: Hey, wait a minute! I helped with that avalanche!
Kim: You started it. Come on.
Ron: Right behind ya! Argh!
Rufus: ( Chuckles )

Ron: Not a word.

Kim: Talk to me, Wade.
Wade: This is unquestionably Drakken's latest lair. I've hacked
into the security system, but it's tight. Oh, can't shut down
the sensor beams. But I could use the frequency so you can
see 'em.
Kim: Please and thank you.

Ron: Hey, this isn't so hard.

Ron: Whoaaaaa!

Kim: So, Ron, we can't touch the red beams. Ron?

Ron: Hey, hey!

Ron: Whoaaaa!
Ron: Hey, hey!

Ron: Whoaaa!

% Ron and Kim sigh.

Rufus: Ooh! Uh-oh!
% Alarm sounds.
Ron: Aaaargh!

Kim: I have never been captured that fast. This was almost as
embarrassing as cheerleading practice, Ron.
Ron: Embarrassing? Perhaps, but it did get us inside the bad
man's lair.
Shego: Don't mind me, I just wanna watch.

Ron: Um, can one of you guys give us a boost?
Ron+Rufus: Kim!

Ron: Back off. Back off, goons, cos I'm packing!
Henchman: Lip gloss?
Ron: Er, yes, lip gloss.
% All laugh.
Kim: Ron, open it and hold your breath!

Ron: ( Exhales ) What is this stuff?

Wade's Mom: Wade, I wish you'd stop taking your father's dirty
Wade: Mom, I need those!
Wade's Mom: For what?
Wade: They're integral to my top-secret stink formula!

Kim: ( Gasps )
Shego: Ooh, sorry, no prize for second place.

Kim: Run! Lip gloss me!
Shego: Eurgh, that stinks!

Ron: Boo-yah!
Kim: Nice work, boys. Now, where's...?
Drakken: Ah, my teenaged foe and the buffoon.
Ron: Well, this buffoon knows your secret plan. You wanna
steal Christmas!
Drakken: Not even close.

Kim: So, this is a take-over-the-world thing, Ron!
Drakken: Watch, as this state-of-the-art assembly line becomes the
ultimate robo-warrior!
Robot: Konnichiwa.

Ron: That'd be so cool if it wasn't gonna hurt us.

Ron: Don't freak out, Kim!

Kim: I'm not.
Ron: Well, that makes one of us.
Kim: Wade, we're up against a giant robot warrior.
Wade: Which used to be a robot assembly line. According to this
schematics, Nakasumi san installed an override module.

Rufus: Huh?

Robot: Konnichiwa.

Drakken: ( Cackles evilly )

Robot: Konnichiwa.

Drakken: Why did she have to be a cheerleader? If she was on the
debate team, I'd have vaporised her by now!

Robot: Konnichiwa.

Drakken: She's gone. It's impossible!
Ron: Actually, it's possible. Kim Possible. But that's a
common mistake.

Robot: Konnichiwa.

Ron: Hey, hey, I'm only the distraction!

Kim: Where is that override thingy?

Ron: Get off my back!

Kim: Yes!
Kim: Good luck, Wade.

Wade: I'm in!
Computer: Password required.
Wade: Huh? Oh, great. Er, Nakasumi?

Computer: Access denied.

Ron: Flying kick now!
Robot: Konnichiwa.
Ron: And now I'm upside down.
Drakken: Ooh, the buffoon!

Ron: Rufus!

Rufus: Oh!
Drakken: What?!

Drakken: You should've stuck to baby-sitting! What made you think
an ordinary teenager could possibly defeat me?

Wade: Er, Z-Boy?

Computer: Access denied.
Wade: I do not have time for this.
Robot: Konnichiwa.
Wade: ( Gasps ) Konnichiwa!

Wade: Score!
Kim: Wade.
Drakken+Ron: What?
Drakken: No!
Ron: Busted.

Drakken: Indeed.

Drakken+Ron: Aaaaargh!

Ron: Eurgh!
Drakken: Aaargh!

Ron: Oh! Aaargh!

Shego: Bye-bye, Kimmy! Ha!

Drakken: Aaargh!

Ron: Faster, faster!

Drakken: You think you're all that, but you're not!

Ron: Kim, Drakken's in jail, Christmas was saved. What's the big?
Kim: OK, first of all, he was not trying to steal Christmas.
And I gotta tell you, Drakken was easy compared to this.

Ron: Reality check, Kim. If you can defeat an international
superfreak, you can handle Josh Mankey.
Wade: Kim, he just left third period and he's headed your way.
Kim: What?
Wade: Subject, Mankey. I triangulated his position on the GPS
satellite. He's passing the gym.
Kim: ( Gasps )

Ron: OK, I think you've crossed a line here.
Kim: I can't do it.
Wade: Target is on the move. Clososing in. Four, three, two...
He's on top of you!
Kim: Maybe I just give up.
Ron: I repeat, you can handle this!

Kim: ( Gasps )
Josh: Hey.
Kim: Hey. Um, oh, um, I'm sorry about the banner, you know, the
one I tore down?
Josh: It was weak anyway.

Kim: Oh, great! I mean, too bad. New one's better?
Josh: Much. Don't tear it down.
Kim: Definitely not. Er, guess I'll see it at the dance, huh?
Maybe I'll see you there.
Josh: At the dance?
Kim: Sure. Maybe you'll be there? Maybe with me?

Josh: Are you, what, asking me to the dance?
Kim: I know, I sound so random, but yes, yes, I am.
Josh: Cool.
Kim: Very.
Josh: So, I'll come by around seven.

Ron: I need a ride, too!
Ron: You could swing by around 7:15! Actually, you know, my
mom's gonna be hanging my pants, so maybe, like, 7:30?

% Pop music.
% Communicator beeps.

Ron: Help! Somebody let me out! Come on, I'm a bon-diggidy dancer!