Transcripts - Ron Millionaire
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Transcripts - Ron Millionaire

 

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Episode Ron Millionaire
Language English
Type Closed Captioning
Date Written Unknown
Author Hazuki
Author Comments Not Available
Wordcount 3048
 

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[ Bueno Nacho ]
Shopboy: Here's your change. Have a muy eno day.
Kim: Right back at you.

Ron: Ok, Rufus, it all comes down to this chimarito or naco?
We must choose wisely.
Bonnie: Oh, come on!
Ron: Chimarito, delicity and nutricity.
Rufus: Mmmm-hmmm.
Bonnie: This century, please.

Ron: One must also consider the explosive effects of a beany
chimarito.
Kim: Please! For my nose's sake.
Rufus: Peew.
Ron: Very good, then. I'll have one naco, mi amigo.
Bonnie: About time.

Shopboy: Would you like to grande size?
Rufus: Grande! Grande!
Ron: Sorry, Rufus, no can do. Not in this quarter's fiscal
budget.
Kim: What is in this quarter's fiscal budget?
Ron: At this point, a quarter.

Bonnie: Loser.
Ron: Hey, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that,
I could have grande-sized!
Ned: Stoppable, I've been meaning to give you this. It's from
the boys in corporate.
Kim: Naco royalties check?
Ron: Oh, the naco... my wondrous and historic creation for
Bueno Nacho, corp.

[ Ron's fantasy ]

Ron: Part nacho, part taco, all delicious. Possible, come here.
I need you.
Kim: Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment. It will change the world.
Ron: Yes. Yes, it shall.

[ Back in reality ]
Kim: That's the way you remember it?
Ron: Pretty much.

Bonnie: Can I order now, please?!
Kim: Un momento, por favor. Open the envelope, Ron. Maybe the
cheque's big enough for you to grande size.
Ron: I-it's for n-n-na... Nine...
Kim+Bonnie: Ninety-nine million dollars?!
Bonnie: Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie.

Ron: Are you saying that because I'm rich?
Bonnie: Uh-huh.
Ron: Cool!


Ron: So many zeros...

Rufus: Ooooh...
Kim: A nickel for every naco sold.
Ron: I never knew there could be so many zeros.
Kim: Wow, hey, think of all the good you can do with this.
Ron: And the commas look at all the commas!

Kim: Ron! Don't unspool the drool.
Ron: Sorry, KP, it's just... This is a lot of green.
Kim: I know, and even though I should be really happy for you,
Ron, I'm worried. You know, money can't buy happiness,
right?
Ron: Are you sure, KP? I mean, have you seen all these zeros?
% Kim glares at Ron.

Ron: Oh, OK. I get it. You think this is gonna be one of those
times when I suddenly turn into some out-of-control guy and
go way overboard with the whole money thing.
Kim: Well, yeah.
Ron: Kim, I swear, this money will not change me.

% BGM: "Celebration" performed by Jump 5

Rufus: Oh, yeah.
% All gasp.

Ron: Yo, yo, the Ron's got mad grip.

Ron: Spend it all in one place, G.

Kim: This is way worse than when he got the haircut.

Wade: Ron's lost it much faster than usual. So maybe he'll snap
out of it faster, too.
Kim: He's calling himself "the Ron".
Wade: Or maybe he's lost to us forever.

Bonnie: You-hoo, hotness!
Guard: Hands off the Ron.

Ron: It's ok, dude. She's in the circle.
Bonnie: Remember how I've been mean and abusive to you since junior
high? Well, you know I was playing hard-to-get, right?
Ron: Baby, the Ron knew. The Ron knew.

Kim: Ron, what are you doing, handing out money to everyone that
walks by?
Ron: Oh, sorry, Kim. Here, get yourself something nice.

Kim: The Ron will get on the nerves.

Drakken: Money! Bread! Dinero! Scratch! Do-re-mi! It's the
bane of my existence.
Shego: I'm sorry. What's the problem, Dr. D?
Drakken: Operation catastrophic doom has run into massive cost
overruns. I have no choice but to resort to drastic
measures. Attention, this year's evil family picnic has
been cancelled.
Henchman: No three-legged race? ( groans )

Shego: Fine by me. You and the pie-eating contest not pretty.
Drakken: Five time champ, Shego! In your face.
Shego: Actually, in your face. I think you still have little
blueberry right there. No, right there.
Drakken: That my skin, wiseacre!

Shego: Wow! That's a lot of red. Maybe operation castrophic
doom should be scaled back? I mean, it is kinda
complicated.
Drakken: Complicated? It's simplicity itself.

Drakken: First, we fire a super laser at the moon. The laser
reflects off a network of mirrors precisely posioned to warm
the earth oceans naturally. This will increase humidity,
foster the growth of the mosquito populous. Thus ends
phase A. Now, in phase B...
Shego: No, no, no. If I can get this plan on track, will you
shut up?
Shego: What do you need?

Drakken: A very large diamond.
Shego: Done. I know exactly where to steal one.

Kim: "Jimmy Ding, the Bling Bling King"? I can't believe I just
said that with a straight face.
Ron: Don't dis the king.
Bonnie: He's the only jeweller who caters to people of the Ron's
echelon.

Ron: Right. The Ron needs to let people know I'm a man of
wealth and taste.
Kim: And this gold-plated stretch limo doesn send that message?
Rufus: Wheee!

Jimmy: So, you are the Ron? Sir, it is an honour, or should I say
ronner?
Ron: You should.

Jimmy: The Ron, today I have for you a piece so alluring, so
enticing, so dynamic, that only a man of your wealth...
Ron: Can appreciate it?
Jimmy: ...can afford it. A 34 carat, sapphire studded toe ring.
Appreciate the quality of those baguettes.
Ron: Yes, I dig the baguettes! Which are what?
Kim: Ron, it's $45,000.

Jimmy: Before tax.
Bonnie: It's the Ron's money, Kim. He can do what he wants with it.
Ron: No, Kim's got a point.
Kim: Thank you.
Ron: Jimmy I can't buy this. I'm goona need something much more
expensive.

Rufus: Oh, yeah.
Kim: ( sighs )
Jimmy: I see. You know, I knew from the moment you stepped into my
establishment, you were a man who would not, could not settle
for second-best.
Ron: I used to settle for last place, but money changes
everything.

Kim: ( coughs )
Ron: You should get that checked. The Ron can't afford to get
sick.
Jimmy: The Ron, it is now clear to Jimmy Ding that you have
destiny.
Ron: Um, not yet, but I think I'm bidding on one.

Jimmy: Your destiny is to wear this 200 carat diamond pinky ring.
Bonnie: That diamond... It's as big as my fist.
Ron: It is my destiny. My pinky was born for this.
Rufus: Boo-yah!
Kim: Mr. Ding... Bling... King? How much does it cost?

Jimmy: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Kim: I can't.
Jimmy: Well, asking the price, it's a paltry 12.8 million dollars.
Ron: A bargain for a destiny.

Kim: Hit pause, Ron. There are so many other things you could
buy less tacky things, like Denver.
Ron: You don't like it, Kim? OK, show of hands, who digs the
rock?
All: Yeah. I think it's cool.
Kim: Wow. Um, Bonnie, you didn't raise your hand. You agree
with me?
Bonnie: Let me get back to you. ( To Ron ) Can I get a ruby belt
buckle?

Ron: You can if I'm buying, lady.
Bonnie: Can't argue with destiny.
Jimmy: So, you ready to buy?
Ron: How can I not? At 12.8 million, it's a steal.

Drakken: No, when you steal it, it's a steal.


Drakken: ( Laughs evilly )
Jimmy: Gentlemen and beautiful lady friends, please, Jimmy Ding
the Bling Bling King has more than enough ice to keep the
situation cool.
Kim: Sorry, Mr. Ding, they're evil.

Drakken: Oh, just because I do bad things, that makes me evil?
Kim: Yeah, you're a villain.
Drakken: You teenagers think you have it all figured out.
Sometimes, there are shades of grey.
Kim: Not in this case.
Drakken: No, but I'm just saying... ( Groans ) Shego!

Shego: I'm on it.
Ron: Don't worry, KP, I got your back.

Shego: What's with the posse?
Ron: Ron's rich.
Shego: Define rich.

Kim: Just south of billionaire.
Shego: Really? Maybe I'm on the wrong side.
Kim: Yeah...
Shego: ( gasps )

Kim: ...of my foot!

Ron: Come on. Lift with your knees, not your back.
Ron: Drakken.
Ron: Ooof!
Drakken: Hmmmm. Yes, this will do nicely.

Ron: Hey, that belongs on my pinky. It's destiny.
Draken: Shego, let's jet.
Shego: Fire it up!

Kim: Clumsy much?
Ron: Chill. Chill. The Ron is alright.

Bonnie: What about the money?
Ron: A little beat up, but still spendable.
Bonnie: You had me so scared for a minute.
Kim: ( sighs )

Drakken: The final piece of the puzzle. Operation catastrophic
doom is upon us. All I need to do is put the focusing
diamond in my laser. Stupid diamond must be metric.
Henchman: Try turning it.
Drakken: I am turning it! It doesn't fit! My diamond doesn't fit
in my laser! Do you understand?
Shego: So, build a new laser.
Drakken: That's right, Shego. 'Cause money grows on trees!

% door creaks.
Drakken: Shut that door I'm not paying to heat the outdoors!
Shego: Can't afford to build a new laser?
Drakken: Well, I could if you lend me the cash. Say a million...
Shego: Forget it!

Drakken: Oh, come on, Shego. I'll let you rule Greenland. Think
about it. That's a lot of land.
Shego: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, Greenland's the icy one.
Drakken: You knew that?
Shego: I want Iceland.
Drakken: The green one? Fine! What are you going to do?

Shego: Go with my strengths.

Wade: Kim, Drakken's on the move. He's broken into a top-secret
lab in the Mohave desert.
Kim: I'll grab Ron.

Ron: The Ron said he wanted baby lettuce. Look at this! This is
adult lettuce.
Bonnie: Do the job right, or get someone who can.

Crony: Oh, man. Sorry, the Ron.
Ron: Little people just don't understand.
Bonnie: I understand, Ron.
% Ron glares at Bonnie.
Bonnie: The Ron. The Ron.

Kim: Ron, we got a...

Guard: You, on the list?
Kim: There's a list?
Guard: Name?
Kim: ( Scoffs ) Kim Possible.

Guard: Not on the list.
Kim: I'm his best friend.
Guard: Who is not on the list.
Kim: Ron and I have been best friends since Pre-K.
Guard: Then I think you would be on the list.

Kim: Look, I don't care about the list.
Guard: The list is the law.
Kim: You've only known Ron for two days!
Guard: Don't try mind games on me.
Kim: Ok, fine. I'll take a different approach.

Ron: I said, "oh, yeah?"
Bonnie: And what did he say?
Ron: He said, "yeah." real mean and tough, right.
All: Ooooh!

Bonnie: Then what did you say?
Ron: Nothing, then I bought the place and fired his sorry self.
% All laugh.

Kim: Ron, we're going after Drakken.
Ron: Coolio! We'll get my diamond back.
Kim: Yeah, and stopping his latest evil scheme will just be a
bonus. Wade, call in some favours. We need an airlift...

Ron: Whoa, whoa! Kim, that won't be necessary. The Ron spread a
little fetti, you got your little some-some.
Kim: Hmm.

Ron: You like?
Kim: It's wow-worthy.
Robot: Is there anything I can do to make your flight more
comfortable, Miss Possible?

Kim: Just keep your eyes on the clouds, please.
Rufus: Nuts?
Ron: Yeah, nuts. Honey roasted.
Robot: Of course, sir.
% Computer beeps.
Ron: And you said money can't buy happiness.

Kim: Silly me.
Robot: Sir, We are over the jump zone.
Kim: Suit up, Ron.
Ron: The Ron, Kim. The Ron.
Kim: I like the jet. Let's not push it.

Kim: ( Gasps ) Wow, what's with the muscle?
Ron: That's a team of covert ops specialists. They'll
lighten our load.
Squadsman: Call us the Ron squad.
Ron: No, no. It's the Kim squad. They're a gift.

Kim: Ron, you can't buy people.
Ron: Have you been under a rock this week? Sure you can!
Kim: Whatever. Let's just jump, OK?
% alarm blares.

Drakken: No. No. No. Oooh, yes, that's it! Operation
catastrophic doom!

Shego: Peachy. Let's grab it and go.
Drakken: Uh-uh, Shego, it must be compatible with the focusing
diamond.
Drakken: The perfect fit.

Ron: Yeah! On my pinky!
Kim: Um, Kim squad, move out!

Squadsman: You heard the lady. Go, go, go!
Rufus: Go, go, go!

Ron: ( Screams )

Henchman#1: Whoa.
Henchman#2: They look like pros.

Drakken: Attack, you lazy slugs!

Shego: Your sidekick bought you a squad?
Kim: Um, yeah.
Shego: Man, I am on the wrong side.

Ron: Ooooh, Johnson, nice block.
Ron: Wilson, does anyone body slam better than you? If so, get 'em
on the payroll.

Drakken: What's this?

Ron: Michaels, was at a butterfly twist? That earns additional
ten, my friend.

Drakken: The buffoon has money? A ridiculously large amount of
money? I'll finish operation catastrophic doom in style.
Grab the buffoon!
Ron: How can I be rich and still be a buffoon?
Rufus: Don't know.

Ron: Uh-oh.

Shego: Sorry, Kimmy, got to follow the money.

Squadman: Defensive positions.
Shego: Ooooh, cute.
Ron: Hi, would you accept a generous bribe?

Shego: ( Grunts ) Mmmmm, yes.
Ron: This is not what I meant.
Drakken: Well done, Shego.
Drakken: ( Laughs evilly ) Farewell, Kim Possible.

Drakken: A fool and his money will soon be parted.

Kim: Come on, We can still catch them.
Squadman#1: So, you'll want the extra hour, ma'am?
Kim: Extra hour?
Squadman#1: We're paid by the hour, ma'am.

Squadman#2: And we're off the clock now.
% watches beep.
Kim: How much for another hour?
Squadman#1: If you have to ask, you can't...
Kim: ...afford it.
Squadman#1: Right. Best of luck. Watch that girl with the glowing
hands. She's trouble.

Kim: Thanks. That's a big help.


Kim: Wade, I need a cross reference all online retailers. Look
for major spendage in shipping addresses.
Wade: Ok, why?
Kim: Because if there's anybody stupider with money than Ron, it's
Drakken.

Drakken: Digital shoe horn, $385. Do I need one of these?
Crony: Oh, yeah, analog's for suckers.
% All agree.
Drakken: Oh, why not? It's not like I can't afford it, right,
Stoppable?

Ron: I think I learned a lesson here, Rufus.
Rufus: Uh-huh.

Ron: Never carry 99 million in cash.
Rufus: And?
Ron: And... oh, yeah, right. And don't try to buy your friends.
Rufus: Uh-huh.

Drakken: So, Stoppable, what do you think of my laser of doom?
Quite bling-bling, wouldn't you say?

Ron: Not anymore. Not since you used that term.
Drakken: Oh, come now, it was your fundage that made my evil dream
come true.
Ron: Oh, great. Scratch fundage from my vocab, too.
Drakken: Did you meet my new pals?
Ron: I can't believe you stole my money and my peeps.

Drakken: Actually, once I had your bank, they came on their own.
Ron: At least Bonnie didn't join you. She stay boiled to the Ron.
Drakken: The brown-haired girl? Had to let her go. I prefer to
surround myself with genuine friends. Take Shego, for
instance, faithful, loyal...
Shego: Yo, Doctor D, come on. Come on.
Drakken: Wait, I'll make a withdrawal.

Ron: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Shego: It's a start. Ok, let's get this operation too complicated
to actually work over with.

Ron: KP!
Kim: You're busted, Drakken.
Shego: No, he's dirty rich, but you'll be busted when I'm done.

Drakken: Miss Possible, we have had our differences to be sure, but
I'm in a giving mood today. How much for you to walk away?
Name your price.
Kim: Ok, first, not interested, and second, that money is
Ron's.
Kim: Not that he was any smarter with it.
Ron: Only a true friend would say something that hurtful.
Thanks KP.

Shego: Hey, this could be fun. How 'bout I use the laser cannon to
vaporise you clowns?

Crony: Help?
Guard: Oh, yeah.
All: Let's get outta here!

Drakken: Shego, what are you doing? That laser cannon is only to
be used for operation catastrophic doom.
Shego: I am thinking outside the box.

Shego: Oooh, I'd send you a postcard from iceland, but they don't
deliver mail where you're going.

Drakken: Well, that's just great! Now how am I gonna start
operation catastrophic doom?
Shego: You still got Stoppable's money?
Drakken: Yes. But the...
Shego: We'll discuss it in Reykjavik.

Kim: Sorry, Ron. How much of your money did he get away with?
Ron: All of it.
Kim: You walked around with the entire 99 million in your pockets?
Ron: Bonnie thought it was fly.
Kim: Oh, Ron.
Ron: So what do you think the chances are that she fell in love
with the real me?

Kim: Well...

Bonnie: Move it, loser.
Ron: Good seeing you, too.
Kim: Actially, I though she'd be harsher.
Ron: Hey, it's cool, KP. I may not be rich, but if I may wax
philosophic for a moment, wealth isn't just about your bank
balance. If you count friends, then I'm the richest man in
Middleton.

Kim: Thanks, Ron.
Ron: Well, actually, now I think about it, most people have more
friends than I do. I only have you and Rufus.
Kim: Only?
Ron: I mean only as in with best friends like you, I don't need
anyone else.
Kim: Nice save. So, you got enough money for a tacodilla?

Ron: Better than that, I have enough to grande-size.
Ron+Rufus: Boo-yah!

Drakken: New evil lair $34 million dollars. New laser cannon $48
million dollars. Operation catastrophic doom...
Shego: A colossal waste of money.
Drakken: Shhh. And now begins the reign of doctor Drakken!

Shego: Colossal waste of money!
Drakken: Shego, no Iceland for you!