Transcripts - Triple S
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Transcripts - Triple S


Episode Triple S
Language English
Type Closed Captioning
Date Written July 30, 2008
Author Jeriddian
Author Comments Not Available
Wordcount 5262


(Kim is studying in the Library. Rufus suddenly jumps onto the table and scurries backwards.)
Rufus: Uhhh!
(Ron appears with an easel and some placards. He sets up the easel.)
Ron: Okay! I’ve been studying the dating habits of Middleton’s most desirable females. Rufus? The visual aids please.
(Rufus starts taking down the placards one by one, showing statistical charts.)
Ron: A distinct pattern emerges.
Kim: I’m guessing this pattern doesn’t include you...
Ron: Correct! It does however involve, the captain of the basket ball team, the captain of the football team, the captain of the judo team. Thus leading to my ground breaking conclusion....
(Rufus displays the last placard which reads....)
Ron: Girls dig guys who play sports.
Rufus: Uh-huh!
Kim: I could’ve saved you a lot of time on that one.
Ron: It’s so simple! All I need to do is to become a jock! It’s my one way ticket to hottie-ville!
Kim: You don’t even play a sport, Ron. I mean, what team could you possibly try out for?
Ron: (Now dressed in sports gear for all the sports) All of them!

(Intro Credits)

Kim: You’re not actually going to try out for every team....(slight giggle).....are you?
Ron: Yeah, but I hope fencing is first, ‘cause these tights really itch.

(At the island of the Señor Seniors)
Señor Senior Senior: Good news, Junior! I have hired a financial consultant. Meet Vincent Wheeler.
Vinnie: Call me Vinnie! How are you doing, kid? Whoa! That’s some grip you got there! You work out I bet. What do you bench? Two bills?
Señor Senior Senior: Mr. Wheeler is going to manage our enormous fortune, so we can focus full time on our evil activities.
Vinnie: Mr. Wheeler? Come on! We’re all family here! Vinnie! Please!
Señor Senior Senior: Junior, show Mr. Vinnie our financial portfolios.
Señor Senior Junior: but I was going to practice my…
Señor Senior Senior: Now!.... Junior ...
(Inside the Senior mansion on the island, Junior is showing Vinnie the books.)
Vinnie: Hey Jun, did you realize all your dad’s holding are also in your name?
Señor Senior Junior: I hear words coming out of your mouth that mean nothing to me.
Vinnie: Let me lay it out for you. All these numbers…...
Señor Senior Junior: Make my head hurt.
Vinnie: Well, here’s an idea, Slick. You could just sign over power of attorney to me.
Señor Senior Junior: (Sharp sigh) More words I do not understand.
Vinnie: You sign these papers and I step in. Bingo! Bango! Just like that! It’s all on me! Burden lifted. ...
Señor Senior Junior: No more numbers? No more words I do not understand?
(Junior signs the power of attorney)
Vinnie: And you know what, kiddo? Why don’t you just go ahead and jot down all your bank access codes while you’re at it?

( On the football field, Ron lines up with the other tryouts as Barkin sizes them up. Kim is watching from the stands with Rufus.)
Mr. Barkin: There’s only one objective. That’s to crush your opponent until they go crying home to mama. Now let’s have some fun out there people!
Kim: This could get ugly.
(The ball is kicked to Ron, who catches it. He starts dancing around with it.)
Ron: That’s right! Uh-huh! Who da man? How you like me now? I’m hot! you’re not! I’m hot!…...Oooh! Ooohhhhhhh!....
(Ron gets tackled hard by the other players.)
Kim: Ooh!
Rufus: Ouch!
Ron: I’mmve fuhhll... ....pain.....
(Kim walks over to Ron.)
Kim: Ron, can you hear me?
Ron: I can’t feel my legs.....
Kim: Rufus, how many sports are there at Middleton High?
(Rufus unrolls a scroll with all the available sports that is several feet long.)

(Ron is trying skate on the ice hockey rink and gets body checked into the wall.)
Ron: Uhhh! Ahhhh!.....Oooph!
(Kim has the list and crosses a line through “Hockey”.)
(Ron is trying out for Lacrosse. He catches the ball and runs with it, only to find he caught a hornet’s nest. The hornets swarm out and sting him)
Ron: Uhhh! Yow!!
(Kim and Ron sit on the bench as Kim pastes Band-Aids all over Ron where he was stung.)
(Ron tries Gymnastics and is doing a floor exercise with the ribbon. He gets entagled in the ribbon and lands face down in the resin powder for the bars performers)
Ron: Ooohhhh!
(Kim has the list and crosses a line through “Gymnastics”.)

(In Paris, Señor Senior Junior is in Francois’ hair shop buying hair products.)
Saleswoman: Here you go, Mes amie. One week’s supply of Le Goop Hair product.
Señor Senior Junior: Pick a card, my sweet stuff.
(The saleswoman picks a card out out of the many that Junior holds in his hand and runs it through the machine. It beeps ominously.)
Saleswoman: I’m sorry Monsieur, the card is being denied.
Señor Senior Junior: This is impossible!
(The saleswoman tries all of SSJ’s cards and they all bounce.)

(Back on the Senior’s island, men are moving belongings out of the Senior mansion as Vinnie supervises. Junior runs up to find his father sitting nearby, dejected.)
Señor Senior Junior: Father, what is the meaning of all this? Are we moving into a bigger more extravagant home?
Señor Senior Senior: No, Junior! Mr. Vinnie has taken everything! You signed it over to him. Our entire fortune. You have ruined us!

(Kim and Ron are at Bueno Nacho. Ron is uncharacteristically sleeping on the table, bruised and sore from his tryouts. Kim brings food to him)
Kim: Ron?....Ron??
(Ron arouses and wakes up. )
Ron: *grumbles*
Kim: Don’t scare me like that! I had to grande size to wake you up.
Ron: Ugh.......The jock dream is over, KP. The express train to Hottie-ville left me standing at the station.
Kim: Don’t take it took hard, Ron. No one can say you’re a quitter.
Ron: True.
Kim: You didn’t stop until you were rejected from every sport at Middleton High!......Wait, that didn’t come out right.
(Ron just frowns and gets up.)
Ron: I need to drown my sorrows in the slurpster.
(Ron leaves to get a slurpster and Rufus scarfs down his food. The Kimmunicator beeps.)
Kim: What up Wade?
Wade: Hey, Kim! How’s our Olympian?
Kim: He’ll live.....
(Ron dunks his head under the ice spout and showers himself with ice cubes.)
Kim: .....more or less....What’s the sitch?
Wade: Rash of robberies, four in the last couple weeks. And whoever it is, they got some serious moves. Check the footage.
(Kim watches some footage of a thief escaping form a rooftop with money.)
Kim: Hello showoff.
(She sees more footage of the thief escaping on a water Jet Ski.)
Kim: Wait a sec, Wade! Can you back up that last clip and slow it?
Wade: Nice catch, Kim! Let me do some digital enhancing.
Kim: five....five....five.....
(Monique shows up and is looking at the footage as well from behind Kim.)
Monique: That guy’s got a stuff dive! Check the temper tantrum in the inverted cinnamon twisty roll.
(Monique takes the Kimmunicator from Kim and watches the action.)
Kim: Ok, you lost me when you hit the baked goods reference.
Monique: Those flips and tricks. There competition class. Who is that?
Kim: I wish I knew. He’s our ‘bad guy du jour’.
Monique: Who ever he is, he’s definitely an action sports pro! Those moves are right out of the X-games!
Kim: The X-games, huh?

(Kim is in her bedroom talking to Wade on her computer.)
Wade: Monique was right, Kim! These are the last four cities on the top action sports tour. They’re also the sites of all four of our robberies. The tour ends this weekend at the X-games.
Kim: Sounds like a good place to start.

(At the X-Games competition, Kim and Ron go through the admission gate)
Ron: So all we need to do is find a dude with five-fifty-five tattooed on the back of his neck?
Kim: I don’t know....... it looks like a lot of necks. Where do we start? Bike stunt? Skate board? Moto-X?
Ron: First things first, KP, Rufus and I are going to check out the action snack-tion.
(Ron goes off to find food. Kim goes off in another direction to search.)

(Ron is sitting at a table snacking on nachos, and Rufus skates around on a pickle with wheels, when some girls skate by.)
Ron:(mouth full of food) How’s it rollin’ ladies?
(The girls take no notice of him. Rufus eats his pickle skateboard.)
Ron: Not even a it that obvious I’m athletically lacking?
Rufus: Uh-huh! Uh-huh!.
(Ron grabs the umbrella atht eh tabel to open it.)
Ron: How ‘bout some shade pal, you know how you burn…
(There is a huge gust of wind. The umbrella opens up and Ron sails away.)
Ron: Whoa! Wha! Hey!!!! Waaaaaaaa!!!! Whoooaaaa!!!
(everyone looks up and watched Ron sail through the air holding on to the umbrella.)
Crowd: Look at that! Awesome!
Ron: Not!… gonna!… hurl!..........*gulp*
(Ron lands on the water skiing jump platform.)
Ron: Whew! (Suddenly a water skier launches off the platform and Ron if lifted back into the air and sails away again. The crowd watches in awe, including some notable X-game competitors.)
Ron:Whoaahhaa! Wahoaa! Oooaaaaaeehhhhhooooaaahhhhhhhh!
Bob Burnquist: Whoa!
Dallas Friday Check it out.
Trevor Vine Whoa! That dude’s shreddin’ it!
Ron: Waaaahhaa!
(Ron lands the umbrella right back into the table from where he first sailed off. Everyone comes around and starts cheering and congratulating him on his amazing stunt. A reporter comes up and starts doing an interview.)
Reporter: I’m standing here with the founder of a new sport just debuted at the X-games! Umbrella Surfing!
Ron: Uh, no, actually that was an accident. I didn’t even mean…...
(Two girls come up and cuddle up to Ron on either side of him, obviously enamored with his stunt.)
Girl: That was totally the sickest athletic expo I’ve ever seen!
Ron: Yes!....Sick!.....Yeah! I’m the sickest athlete you’ll see on the circuit.....yo.
(The girls giggle.)

(Kim is walking around, searching among the contestants of the X-Games.)
Kim: If I was a daring action sports bandit, where would I be?
(Kim is looking through her special binoculars into and around the crowd. Behind on a hill, a shadowy character pushes a large concrete cylinder down the hill directly towards her. She turns and sees it coming towards her and freezes.)
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(Ryan rides in on his moto-cross bike and grabs Kim, speeding her away to safety.)
Ryan Nyquist: Whoa! You almost got smashed. What’s up? I’m Ryan, Ryan Nyquist.
Kim: Whew! Thanks, Ryan. Kim Possible. Are obstacles usually…....extreme?
Ryan: Accidents happen.
Kim: That was no accident. Check out tall, dark, and busted.
(Kim sees the culprit drive off on a motorbike. She races towards him, grabs a helmet and knee pads and puts them on, then activates her rocket skates and takes off after him. She chases him all across the X-Games park through many of its concrete runs, valleys, and ramps. She tries to catch him but he’s too agile on the bike. Kim fires her grappler and the culprit speeds off the course down a stairway. Kim has to jump and slide down a stair ramp pole.)
Kim: Ahhhhh!
(The culprit heads down another concrete valley. She passes a skateboarder running the course.)
Kim: Sorry!
(The culprit goes out of the concrete valley and jumps up a ski ramp going out onto the water of the lake. He lets his bike sink into the lake as he lands on a Jet-Ski and rides away. Kim has to let go of the grappler and catch onto the ramp before landing in the water. The culprit gets away. Kim pulls herself bakc onthe ramp and skates down to the bottom where Ryan meets her.)
Ryan Nyquist: You’re intense, even by my standards.
Kim: Story of my life.
(Ryan rides off. Kim looks in her program book.)
Kim: Well, that’s one down.
(Kim goes searching through the crowd again and comes up to a crowd with a big sign above them.)
Kim: Umbrella Surfing?
(Kim walks up to a table where Ron is sitting with some other people.)
. Ron: So, guys! Working on a little somethin’ somethin’ to add to my bag o’ tricks. What if I…...
Kim: Ron? What are you doing?
Ron: Oh, hey KP! Just speaking a little shredonics with my fellow athletes. Bob Burnquist, skate boarding king. Dallas Friday: wake board maven, and Trevor Vine: motto-X mad man.
Kim: I’m sorry, did you say fellow athletes?
Ron: Word, Kim. Guess you missed my new sport expo? Umbrella Surfing? It’s kinda you know…the thing right now.
Kim: I was busy getting crushed on, by a giant pipe! We have to find this guy, Ron, before he tries again.
Ron:(keeping his voice down low) Chill, KP! I’m still on the job! These three are clean, no 5-5-5 in sight.

(Later, Kim has gone through the entire program and ruled out all the competitors at the X-Games as suspects.)
Kim: Well, that’s the last of them.
(Ron walks up dressed outlandishly)
Kim: Whoa, Ron! What’s with the fashion blindness?
Ron: Pretty sweet, huh? It’s from my new sponsor.
Kim: Hold up. Someone is actually giving you money to endorse their equipment?
Ron: Not just equipment. Mini corn dogs too!
Rufus: Hmm, corndogs!
Ron: Kim, this jock thing is even better than I dreamed! I’m a phenom with the ladies! What’s up Molly, let’s chill later! Katie, Hanna, call me! Ron offers Kim a corndog. You want?
Kim: Pass. I promised Monique I’d score her a T-shirt.
(Kim walks up to a T-shirt stand with Ron to buy one.)
Kim: Hi! One medium size…(Gasps)
(Kim and Zron are surprised by the T-shirt vendor.)
Señor Senior Senior: Kim Possible! This one is on the house, of course.
Kim: This is so many levels of not right!
(Junior drives up on his motorbike.)
Señor Senior Junior: Why, hello! Could it be that you can not resist watching Junior in the high action competition?
Ron: Competing? You’re an X-gamer?
Kim: No way! You’re not even in the program!
Señor Senior Junior: I refused to pose for the program photograph. The lighting did not do me justice.
(Kim jumps up on the T-shirt table.)
Kim: Uh! The two of you can consider yourselves busted!
Señor Senior Senior: Busted? For selling T-shirts and competing in the games? We are just poor common folk now!
Kim: Puh-lease! Don’t even play that with me!
Señor Senior Junior: It’s true! We lost all of our fortune!
Ron: And now what? You’re trying to steal it back?
Señor Senior Senior: No! We are working hard to make an honest living.
Señor Senior Junior: You must understand, money has no meaning to us. Now we’re rich in moral fiber, rather than material possessions.
Señor Senior Senior: Come, I’ll show you. Welcome to our paradise.
(Señor Senior Senior shows Kim and Ron around his trailer home behind the T-shirt stand.)
Ron: (Whispering to Kim.) He went from owning his own private island to this?
Señor Senior Senior: (Who heard Ron anyway.) The island was actually very impractical during the monsoon season. With our new simplistic life, we want for nothing. Please! Come in!
(Señor Senior Senior shows them around inside the trailer.)
Señor Senior Senior: Here are the vegetables we grow ourselves. Here is where Junior spins the cotton fiber to make our clothing, and here is where I collect the rain water that we drink.
(The oven timer rings and Señor Senior Senior puts on an oven and pulls some baking cookies out of the oven.)
Señor Senior Senior: It is a simple life, but it is a good life.
Kim: And you don’t miss being billionaire super villains at all?
Señor Senior Senior: I though I might, but I do not. Would you like a cookie? I churned the butter myself.
Señor Senior Junior: None for me, father, I am preparing for my big bike stunt competition.
(Rufus and Ron try the cookies.)
Kim: Well, I guess we better be getting back. But, uh, thanks for the T-shirt.
(Ron and Kim leave and go back to the parking area of the games.)
Kim: I don’t know, Ron! They actually seemed happy.
Ron: Come on, KP! How do you buy happiness without money?
(The Kimmunicator rings.)
Kim: Hey, Wade.
Wade: What up, Kim. Did you find out guy yet?
Kim: No love. Anything on your end?
Wade: I found a connection between all the robberies. All of the companies hit are owned by one man! Vincent Wheeler. A.K.A. Vinnie.
Kim: Keep talking.
Wade: Get this. Wheeler was a financial advisor. He got all his money by stealing it from his rich clients, including…
Kim: The Seniors!
Wade: Bingo.
Ron: It is Junior! He’s trying to steal back the family fortune!
Kim: The bike stunt expo!
(Kim runs off to find Junior. Ron is about to go after her when he is surrounded by a whole host of admiring girls and other waiting to see him do Umbrella Surfing.)
Ron: Whoa! Easy, ladies! Plenty of Ron to go around!
Bob Burnquist: Here you go, man! (He hands Ron a helmet and an umbrella.)
Dallas Friday Time to rock and roll!
Trevor Vine Make us proud, bro!
(A bunch up guys grab Ron and take him to the launching point.)
Ron: Whoa! Hey! Hiahyaa! Whoa! Hey! Wait a sec! Way’ sup!
Reporter: It’s time for the new sports exhibition! Are you amped?
Ron: What? Wait! N-no! Hold up! A professional athlete needs his rest!....
(Someone plants a helmet on Ron’s head.)
Ron:...... You know? Get in the zone?
(The wind starts to pick up, pulling at the umbrella. Ron tries to keep it steady. A girl comes up to him.)
Girl: I’ll be watching....
(She blows a kiss to Ron. The wind picks the unbrella up and Ron sails off.)
Ron: But… I.....Kiiiiiiiimmmm!....

(At the bike stunt competition, Junior is preparing to make his ride. Kim catches up to him.)
Kim: Junior! Stop!
( Too late to stop him. Junior starts his run. He is terrible at it. Ryan Nyquist is also watching.)
Crowd: Boo!
Ryan Nyquist: Ooh! Not pretty.
(Junior finally crashes his bike.)
Kim: He’s… he’s terrible!
(Kim goes and helps Junior up.)
Señor Senior Junior: How did I score?
Kim: Nice try, Junior! I know you're just tanking this event to try to throw me off.
Señor Senior Junior: Throw you off what?
Kim: I’ve seen the tapes of the robberies, Junior! I know you got pro caliber X-games skills.
Señor Senior Junior: I welcome that, and any other complements you might have for me. But I have no idea what you are talking about.
Kim: Really? Then explain this!
(Kim turns Junior around and pulls down on the back of his jersey to expose the 5-5-5 tattoo, but it isn’t there.)
Kim: Oops.....
Señor Senior Junior: Why are you stretching out my jersey?

(Kim and Junior walk back towards his trailer. Not absolutely sure, she jumps up on Junior's back and rubs the nape of his neck, trying to rub away any camouflage makeup covering a possible tattoo, but there is none. Junior looks at her strangely)
Kim: Just making sure you didn’t cover that tattoo with makeup or something.
Señor Senior Junior: Ha! I never wear makeup!.....Well....perhaps a little foundation. Maybe some blush for ruddiness. But nothing on my neck! I assure you!
Kim: I don’t understand.
Señor Senior Junior: Look, all I want to do is make my father proud by winning a gold medal in the X-games.
Kim: You might have your work cut out for you.
Señor Senior Junior: It’s true. When it comes to action sports, I will never measure up to him.
Kim: To who? Senior?
Señor Senior Junior: He has taught me everything I know. He is an X-games expert.
Kim: Right. I’m sure he’s the one with the 5-5-5 tattoo.
Señor Senior Junior: Silly, why would father have a 5-5-5 tattoo? He already has the triple S’s.
Kim: What?!
Señor Senior Junior: S-S-S. It stands for…
Kim: Senior Senior Senior!
Señor Senior Junior: Yes, you finished my sentence.
(Kim pulls out the Kimmunicator.)
Kim: Wade? Kim here. I went after the wrong generation of Senior.
Wade: Kim, check this. Vinnie Wheeler is flying out a shipment of uncut diamonds today. Right over the X-games venue.
Kim: The sky surfing expo! Thanks Wade!
(Kim takes off for the sky surfing expo, She reaches it just as the place takes off. She puts on her helmet, activates her rocket skates and goes after it. She jumps off a ramp into the air and catches onto the place, landing inside the canopy. There are several sky jumpers seated inside.)
Kim: Uhhhh!
(She starts checking the backs of their necks.)
Kim: Sorry! Sorry! Excuse me! Pardon me! This will just take a sec....
(A jumper slides through the canopy door and heads for the exit, but Kim spots him.)
Kim: Huh?......Senior!
Señor Senior Senior: Ah, Kim Possible! Did you not like the T-shirt?
Kim: What about your new simple life? What about wanting for nothing?
Señor Senior Senior: Have you ever tasted home churned butter? It is quite revolting.
(Señor Senior Senior jumps out of the plane. Kim grabs a chute and puts it on.)
Kim: I’m probably going to regret this......but........
(She dives head first and catches up to Señor Senior Senior and grabs his ankle.)
Señor Senior Senior: Well, well, well!
Kim: Hope you don’t mind me dropping in!
(Señor Senior Senior tries to kick her away.)
Kim: Talk about unfriendly skies!
(Kim grabs the back of his jersey and confirms the triple S’s are there. He kicks her off of him. They begin to fight in mid-air. But he outsmarts her and lands on a flying jet carrying Vinnie Wheeler and the diamonds. Kim sails past.)
Señor Senior Senior: Have a nice flight.
(Kim activates her chute and fires the grappler at the plane.)
Kim: Ahhh!
(Kim releases the chute and activates her rocket skates. She pulls in on the grappler and lands on the top of the plane with Señor Senior Senior. He has just stolen the diamonds and is carrying a bag full of them.>)
Señor Senior Senior: You should really consider qualifying for the X-games, Kim Possible. Your moves are quite fresh.
Kim: How do you like this one?
(She slides in and takes him off his feet.)
Señor Senior Senior: I am only trying to get back what was taken from me!
Kim: Not on my watch.
(Señor Senior Senior jumps aff the plane and activates his chute. Kim tries to catch him ends up falling off the plane. She has no chute anymore. She falls past him.)
Kim: Ahahhh!

(Inside the plane.)
Vinnie: Listen Billy Buddy! I want you to increase the reward money to 2 billion! This is personal, baby! I want this guy caught!

(A motorboat takes off on the lake, pulling Ron into the air with his umbrella.)
Ron: No date is worth this!
Rufus: Whoo-Hoo!
Ron: Whoaaoaa! Ahhh! Ahh! Whoaaa! Hang on Rufus! Ahhh!
(Ron eventually goes all over the place. Rufus is enjoying the ride. At the end he ends up running into Señor Senior Senior just as he lands, ripping off his chute, and ending up with the bag of diamonds. Señor Senior Senior lands in the dirt. Ron lands on the ground nearby with the umbrella stuck on the ground beside him.) (Kim is falling through the air.)
Kim: Parachute would be nice right now!
(She lands on a small blimp.)
Kim: Or this will work.
(She spots Señor Senior Senior running off and she gives chase.)

(Ron is lying out cold on the ground as people approach. Rufus jumps up and down.)
Rufus:Uh-huh! Again!
(Ron wakes up to a girl bending over him.)
Ron: Hi! How sick was that?
Girl: (Disgusted) Not even. You were totally curbed.
(Everyone leaves Ron, including the reporter.)
Ron: Wait! Don’t you wanna interview me?
Reporter: What? for shortest sports career ever? Let’s go, Mac.
(Bob Burnquist, Dallas Friday, And Trevor Vine walk up.)
Ron: Hey guys! Any suggestions?
Bob Burnquist Yep. Retire, man....
Dallas Friday know, before you hurt someone?
Trevor Vine ....starting with yourself dude.

(Señor Senior Senior is running through a concrete valley. Kim catches up to him on a bicycle. She lassoes him with a rope and ties him up.)
Señor Senior Senior: Ghraaraaaaaa!
(Kim jumps off the bike to finish tying him up when Junior suddenly shows up.)
Kim: (Gasps) Step aside, Junior!
Señor Senior Junior: I cannot allow you to turn in my father.
Kim: Oh, you can’t?
Señor Senior Junior: No! Because I am going to do it.
(Kim looks at him, surprised. Later, Señor Senior Senior is in the police van waiting to be taken away as they shut the doors.)
Señor Senior Senior: But why, Junior? Why? You betray your own father!
Señor Senior Junior: Father! Please! I’m turning you in for the reward.
Señor Senior Senior: Reward? You mean cash, crisp legal tender?
Señor Senior Junior: But of course! I will use it to break you out of prison and buy back our island!
Señor Senior Senior: Ah! An excellent plan!
Señor Senior Junior: After all, you cannot buy Le Goop hair products with moral fiber!
Señor Senior Senior: You have done well, Junior! I am proud of you my son!
(The police van pulls away as Junior waves goodbye to his father. Nearby, sitting at a concession table, Kim also waves goodbye to Señor Senior Senior as Ron sits nearby grousing.)
Kim: Hey! You wanna move tables? Because it’s kinda hot here.
Ron: No! No umbrellas!
Kim: Oh....or not....
Ron: I can’t believe I got one day of jockdom like that! It’s like getting one bite of a quesereto combo and having the whole platter yanked away!
Kim: Ron! Let me spell this out for you. Girls like guys who are comfortable with who they are. Embraces your Ronness, and just stop trying to be something you’re not.
Ron: You know something, Kim? You might be right. From now on, no more posing! No more fronting! I’m Ron Stoppable! What you see is what you get! And I’m not changing for anyone!
Kim: There you go.
(Two girls walk up to Ron.)
Girl One: Excuse me, but, you’re the guy who stopped that thief. Right?
Ron: Well....I......
Girl Two: We totally saw it on the big screen!
Girl 2: It was so badical! You’re like…...huh!.....a hero!
Kim: (talking low into his ear.) Remember, embrace the ‘Ronness’!
Ron: Listen. I......I don’t know if hero would really be the right word to describe me I........I think crusading crime fighter might be a more accurate term!
(Kim and Rufus just look at each other sourly.)
Rufus: Err..uh...ewww!

(End Credits.)