Transcripts - Steal Wheels
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Transcripts - Steal Wheels


Episode Steal Wheels
Language English
Type Closed Captioning
Date Written Unknown
Author Hazuki
Author Comments Not Available
Wordcount 3155


% Telephone rings.
Kim: Hey, Ron.
Ron: Hey, Kim.

Kim: I'm so ready for friday night. What's the plan?
Ron: Um, actually, I...
Kim: Anything but Bueno Nacho. We go there every friday. This
week, let's nix it. Hey, what's that movie you wanna see?
About the guy, you know, with the fingers...
Ron: You mean The Finger Guy?
Kim: That's the one.
Ron: K.P., I sort of made plans already.

Kim: Plans? On a friday? You?
Ron: Well, Felix and I are all set for a fun diggity night of
zombie mayhem.
Kim: You'd rather spend friday night mindlessly slalaughtering
video zombies than with me?
Ron: It's for charity.
Kim: Explain.
Ron: Zombalooza is coming. We gotta practice up! 24-hours of
non-stop gaming to raise money for research.

Kim: Research what?
Ron: Repetitive stress injuries.
Kim: Right.
Ron: With my new wireless game control, it's gonna be sweet!
Kim: No big. I've got plenty of friday night options.
Ron: Oh, well, I mean, you can come with.

Kim: No thanks. Video games? Not my thing.
Ron: You sure you're OK with this?
Kim: So not the drama. I mean, it's not like friday night's my
official Ron night, right?
Ron: All right. Coolness. Later, K.P.
Kim: ( Sighs )

Kim's Mom: Kimmie, you're still home? I thought friday nights were
your Ron night.
Kim: Not officially.

Drakken: Behold the genius of my latest diabolical creation.
The ultimate off-road destruction vehicle, the Doom-V!
Shego: It looks more like the Dumb-V.

Drakken: It is a work in progress!
Drakken: Aah! Shego!
Shego: Glad I'm not you.

% Alarm sounds.
Shego: Door?
Drakken: Activate security measures!

Shego: Probably one of those pixie girls pushing their cookies.
Drakken: This time, we're ready.

Drakken: Oh, no! We've got to hide!
Ms.Lipsky: Surprise!
Shego: Mama Lipsky?

Ms.Lipsky: Where's my little Drewby? Is that any way to greet your
mother? Come, honey. Give your mama a great big hug.
Drakken: Mother, I... Ungh!
Ms.Lipsky: So, we you going to leave me out there knocking all day?
Drakken: Mother, I'm just busy with my, uh, r-radio show.
Shego: Oh, that's right. Your mama thinks you're a radio
talk-show doctor.

Drakken: And not an evil megalomaniac.
Ms.Lipsky: Why would I think that of my little Drewby? Anyway, we
have a problem in the lipsky family. It's your cousin
Drakken: Eddie?
Shego: Who's Eddie?
Drakken: The family black sheep.

Shego: Ok, now you're scaring me.
Drakken: Shush. What about Eddie, mother?
Ms.Lipsky: He's here. Eddie!

Ed: Whoo! Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
Shego: ( Coughs )

Ed: Motor Ed is in the building. Seriously, dude. I'm right

Drakken: But, mother, I'm very busy!
Ms.Lipsky: Eddie needs a positive role model. He's had some
trouble with the law.
Shego: Positive role model? Ha!

Ms.Lipsky: You remember your cousin Drew.

Ed: Drew? Dude, you're so blue! You need to catch some
Ms.Lipsky: Now, drewby, honey. Mama's gotta catch the bingo bus.
Now, you take good care of your cousin Eddie. You will,
won't ya?
Drakken: Oh, I'll take care of him.

Ed: ( Whistles ) Green babe! Heh heh!

Ed: So, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk
by again? Ha! 'cause I'll totally walk by again if I have
to. Seriously.
Shego: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, walk and keep walking.
Ed: Aah!
Ed: Man, do I dig a woman who can scrap! I think I'm in love!
Ha! Yeah!

Ron: No. No, no. No!

Ron: No! No, no, no!
Felix: Ha! Who's the zombie man now?
Ron: Stupid wireless. I said kick/jump, but it went kick/jump/
Felix: Always the controller's fault, isn't it? Pizza?
Rufus: Yummy!

Ron: Maybe it'd help if I just switch it to a different frequency.

Ron: There we go. Jump. Jump.
Felix: Ron? Ron, man?
Ron: Spin. Kick. Kick.
Felix: Ron? Uh, Ron?

Ron: Hey, now the game's not responding at all.
Felix: Ron, man, I think we crossed frequencies.
Ron: Oh. Ha ha ha! Sorry.
Felix: It's cool. So what's the story with Kim? Is she coming
Ron: No, K.P.'s not into the video-gameage, but I'm sure she has
big plans for kicking off her weekend.

Monique: Sorry, Kim. I have O.T. at club banana tonight. Did you
try Tara?
Kim: Date.
Monique: Hope?
Kim: Grounded.
Monique: Bonnie?

Kim: Get real.
Monique: You could hang with the family.
Kim: Parents are going out.
Monique: Baby-sitting?
Kim: Tweebs have a sleep-over.

Monique: I'm out of ideas, Kim.
Kim: I can handle some "me" time. Please, how pathetic do you
think I am?

Kim: I am so pathetic. I'm gonna have to make the call. Cousin
% Keys number.
Larry: ( On the phone ) Greetings, this is Larry.

Kim: Larry, how's my favorite cousin?
Larry: I'm not in the castle right now, I'm with the other 10th
level wizards battling a chaotic evil bog beast.
( Laughs and snorts ) Wait for the magical beep.
Kim: No! It's friday night, and even my nerdy cousin has plans.
This calls for extreme measures.

Bonnie: Kim, the game isn't until next friday.

Kim: Right, and we'll be ready if we practice, practice,
Bonnie: This is so lame. I can't believe you called us out here,
and this is your big emergency.
Tara: Uh, we were on a date.
Hope: Grounded. Hello?
Kim: Ok, maybe it's not an emergency emergency. As long as
everyone's here, how about frozen yogurt? Uh, my treat.

Bonnie: Have a life.

Ed: Nah. Hmm. Nah. ( Scoffs ) Aw. Dude!
Drakken: What?! What is it?
Ed: Your ride's totally bogus. Charred injectors, lame
cooling system. She'll blow the second you start her up.

Drakken: Yeah? We'll see about that!

Ed: Don't wanna say I told you so, but, dude, seriously. Ha! So!
Look, just reroute the coolant line, cap the plugs. Check it!
% Engine starts.
Ed: Is that a beautiful noise or what?
Ed: Seriously, man! Ha!

Drakken: Ok, here's the deal. I'm the evil genius, and you're the
mechanical genius.

Ed: Sweet! Dude, I say we ferociously trick this baby out!
Drakken: You hear that, Shego? We're tricking out the Doom-V.
Shego: Uh-huh. Bonding. Cute.
Ed: Ha! All right, first things first. We need to go get
some tools that aren't so bogus.

Drakken: I don't see what's so special about these tools.

Ed: Dude, planet tool has the most awesome tool kits on the
planet. In fact, I don't know why they just don't name
Drakken: Planet tool?
Ed: ( Gasps ) Ha ha ha! That is so awesome! 'Cause that's
its name. Seriously.

% Kimunicator beeps.
Kim: Go, Wade.

Wade: I just got word that there's been a break-in at planet tool.

Ed: Whoa. Here it is, dude. The supernova of all kits. The
total auto body experience. Seriously.
Drakken: Must you say seriously all the time?
Ed: Seriously?
Drakken: Seriously.

Ed: Yeah, I do. Seriously.

Kim: Motor Ed.
Ed: Red!
Drakken: Red?!
Kim: Drakken?

Drakken: Kim Possible!
Kim: How do my foes find each other?
Ed: We're related.
Kim: Seriously?
Ed+Dr.D: Seriously.

Drakken: Don't you have anything better to do with your friday
Kim: Actually, no.

Kim: ( Gasps )
Kim: Unh!

Ed: Later, red!

Kim: Worst... friday... ever. Rrr.

Drakken: You're telling me that you know Kim Possible?
Shego: So much for boys' night out.
Ed: I could've handled her, too, if it weren't for her friend
in the wheelchair.
Drakken: A wheelchair?

Ed: Oh, no. This chair is cyber-robotic. Majorly tricked out.
Drakken: But compared to the Doom-V, it's...
Ed: No, no. The Doom-V's, like...
% Eddie imitates lethargic guitar playing.
Ed: But this kid's chair is, like...

% Eddie imitates guitar player shredding.
Ed: The things it can do... Seriously.
Drakken: Seriously?
Shego: Oh, n-n-no. You're not gonna jack some kid's wheelchair?
Drakken: News flash, Shego. I'm a bad man.

Ron: Heard there was a little party at planet tool. Sorry to miss.
Kim: Oh, yeah. I painted the town red. You have a good time with
Ron: 2 words. Boo-yah! We spent the whole weekend kicking zombie
butt and taking zombie names!
Kim: I'm sure you'll tell me all about it at lunch.
Ron: No can do, K.P. Me and the wheelman are gonna shoot some
hoops. Good for the old hand-eye coordination. Zombapalooza
tonight. Gotta stay frosty.

Kim: ( Mocking Ron ) "Gotta stay frosty!"

Kim: Oh.
Monique: So, jealous of Ron's N.B.F.?
Kim: N.B.F.?

Monique: New best friend.
Kim: D.B.S. Don't be silly. They just have a lot to do.
Zombies don't bash themselves, you know.
Monique: Uh-huh. And Ron doesn't need your help bashing 'em
either. It's OK to feel a little jealous.
Kim: Jealous? Please. Ron's not too busy for me, I'm too busy
for Ron.
Monique: I don't know. It sounds like you're M.I.D. Majorly in

Kim: Right. Me in denial? So not.

Felix: Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Kid: Yahoo!

Kim: Ok, you're right. I'm so M.I.D.
Monique: T.M.E. Tell me everything.

Kim: Ron's having so much fun with Felix, I guess I feel lost
in the shuffle.
Monique: I'm sure he doesn't even know your feelings are hurt. Why
don't you just T.J.I?
Kim: T.J.I.? Um... can we drop the acronyms.
Monique: Try joining in.

Kim: Hey, guys!

Felix: Whoa, Kim. New look?
Kim: Well, you know, just something comfortable to hang in. Hey,
who's up for some cage bats?
Felix: Cage what?!
Kim: You know. The place with the bats, the cage.
Ron: You mean the batting cages?

Kim: Yeah, yeah. That place.
Felix: Yeah, I could go for some swings.
Ron: Wait, I thought you said the batting cages were boring.
Kim: Boring? What could possibly be boring about cage bats?

Kim: And then another pitch, another swing, another hit, and then
another pitch... But fun! Oh, boy, was it fun!

Ron: Well, Felix sure was hittin' 'em out of the park today.
Felix: I had a stellar coach.
Rufus: ( Cheers )
Kim: Hey, guys, watch this.

Felix: You ate all my nacos.
Kim: ( Mumbles ) But I thought like today at lunch.
Ron: That was sub-edible cafeteria grub. These are nacos. Never
to eaten in haste. Unless, you know, you're in a hurry.
Rufus: Mm-hmm. That's right.

Felix: Ooh! Hey, guys, we gotta go. Zombapalooza time. Kim, ya
Ron: Come on, it'll be fun.
Kim: Oh, yeah. The video game thing. Ok, I'll do it. Let's
mash some mummies.
Ron+Felix: Zombies!

Ed: Whoa, dude! Watch how you're handling my baby.

Drakken: Your baby? I'm the evil genius who designed the Doom-V.
Ed: Yeah, and I'm the mecha-niac genius who brought it to
Drakken: Let go of the...
Ed: No, you let go!
Drakken: No, let go!

Shego: That's it! I'm driving.
Ed: Whoa. Dude, babes don't drive, dudes dive. Seriously.

Ed: Man, I love that woman. She's got the green magic! Hey-yeah!

Felix: Must... bash... zombies.
Ron: Rufus, watch our back.

Rufus: Huh! Hyah! Wha!

Kim: Stupid controller.
Ron: It's simple, K.P. Press "X" left twice, then "O" once, then
the right option button to kick.
Kim: There's an option button? Hey, I did it. I just went up 2 levels.

Kim: Huh. These sound effects are so realistic.

Drakken: We will never have trouble finding a parking space ever
Ed: Whoa, dude! There's the wheels. Next to red!
Drakken: I see it, just stop cramping me. Personal space here.

Ron: Uh, K.P.?
Kim: No. Wait, look. I can make my little guy do a jump kick.
Jump, kick. Jump, kick.

Ron: Earth to Kim! Real life calling!
% Engine revs.
Ron: Game over.

Kim: Whoa!
Felix: Hang on!
Ed: This is where my magnetic personality takes over.

Kim: Gotcha.
Felix: Thanks, Kim.

Ed: A-a-a... A-ah! Good night, Middleton!

Kim: This is low. Even for those two.
Ron: News flash, Kim. They're bad men.

Shego: You actually stole a wheelchair. What's next, candy from
a baby?
Drakken: Been there, done that. What? What?!
Ed: Dude, I just noticed, man. You got a little baby mullet
back there. Set it free, cousin. Set it free.
Ed: Dude, that is so righteous.

Shego: Oh, please.

Ed: Ok, time to go repo on this bad boy. Ha ha!
Ed: Whoa, dude! This chair rocks heavy. Seriously.
Drakken: Cyber-robotic defense system.
Drakken: Aah! What?

Shego: You want some of this?
Shego: Ow! Get off! Hey!
Ed: This wild beast needs tamin'.
Ed: Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoa! Whoa!

Drakken: Amazing! I have to know that chair's secret!

Shego: Secret? It's smarter than you.

Ed: Whoa! Whoa! Not the hair!
Ed: Aah!

Ed: Nobody messes with the mullet!
Ed: That's it, wheelie. You're going to the body shop.

Drakken: Wait! There's an easier way.
Ed: Easier than a crowbar?
Drakken: This crypto-scanner will tell us all we need to know about
our little friend here.
Ed: Oh, man. You're so lucky!
Ed: Ow! Seriously.

Kim: You getting this, Wade?
Wade: The tracks are still fresh. I should be able to follow the
trail by hooking into ultra-telescopic cameras from orbiting
Ron: You can do that?
Wade: You bet. I can even see the zombie mayhem cheat codes in
your back pocket.
Ron: Uh, even a seasoned zombie basher, like myself, needs a
little... help. Just don't tell Felix.

Kim: OK, but you have to share.
Ron: Hey, that's why we're friends.
Kim: Yeah. And I'm sorry if I've been acting totally random.
Ron: You mean the jealousy stuff with Felix.
Kim: It's that obvious?

Ron: Kim, you ate all his nacos.
Kim: Oh, right.
Ron: Hey, no damage. We're all buds.

% Kimunicator beeps.
Kim: Go, Wade.

Wade: I've located Drakken. He's holed up in an industrial park
just outside of town.

Drakken: It is done!
Ed: Dude, seriously, this is a majorly sweet ride.
Drakken: You've got that right, dude.
% Drakken attempts to play air guitar.
Ed: Oh, man, you're so weak. But the mullet mojo's working for
you. Seriously. Air guitar will come.

Drakken: Shego!
Shego: Goodie. More car fun.
Drakken: I give you the Doom-V 2.0. Let's ride!
Ed: I'm driving this time, seriously.
Drakken: Wanna bet?

Shego: Ahem.
Dr.D+Ed: She's driving.

Kim: Going somewhere?
Felix: You've got something that belongs to me.

Ed: Dude, seriously. What type of secret hideout is this?
Everyone knows you live here, man.

Shego: One magazine subion, and suddenly, everyone's got your
address. Shego!
Shego: Yeah. Yeah, I'm on it.

Shego: I so hate that.

Kim: I don't think so.
Shego: Aah!

Kim: Aw, man! That's gonna stain!

Felix: Oh, great. There's no way we'll be able to break these.
Ron: No worries. The Rufinator's on the case.

Drakken: Well, we've been waiting.
Shego: Look, I was busy. Ok? So zip it!
Ed: Dude, never get a babe angry when she's driving. You'll
only make it worse. Her driving, I mean.

Ed: Uh-oh.
Ed: Ow! What'd I say?!

Felix: Oh, it's good to be back.
Kim: They're gonna bolt.
Felix: No problem. I can keep them here!

Kim: Whoa.
Ron: Is that supposed to do that? 'Cause I don't think that's
supposed to do that.

Felix: Oh, no.
Kim: Oh, no, what?
Felix: They've adapted my mom's cyber-robotics.
Ron: And this is bad because...

Felix: Trust me, it's bad.
Kim: Then we have to be badder.

Ed: Aw, no way! She took my wheels! That is bogus!
Drakken: As if that's any match for my Doom-V.
Kim: Of course, laser fire.

Ed: Whoa, chill, dude. You almost hit my bike. Seriously.
Drakken: Um, dude? That's the idea!

Kim: Well, this is bad.

Ron: Boo-yah! One for the good guys!
Ron: Oh. Boo-yah denied.

Ron+Felix: Aah!
Kim: Are you all right?
Felix: A few scratches, but we're fine.
Rufus: ( Moans then laughs )

Kim: Hit it!

Ed: Dude, you totally cashed my bike.
Drakken: Now watch as I cash Kim possible once and for all.
Ed: No way! You smashed my bike, so I get to smash red.
Drakken: I've known her longer than you.

Ed: Dude, come on. Seriously.
Drakken: I'll give you, seriously.

Felix: Drakken adapted the cyber-robotics from my chair...
Kim: We could link the two.
Felix: Hey, great minds think alike.

Ron: Yeah! What?
Kim: Crunch time, Wade. Need a cyberlink 10 minutes ago.
Wade: I'm in. The robotic signature's the same. Easy hook-up,
but you'll need some sort of...
Ron: Controller?
Wade: That'll do.

Drakken: I'm the evil genius, I do the crushing.
Ed: Bogus, dude, seriously.
Shego: Ha! That's it. I'll do it.

% Power shuts down.
Drakken: What did you do?
Shego: N-nothing. It just stopped working.

Kim: How about a little mayhem of my own?

Kim: This is fun.

Ed: I think I'm gonna barf, man. Seriously.

Ron: Boo-yah reinstated! Game over!

Ms.Lipsky: Oh, no! My little drewby would never hurt a fly. It's
all Eddie's fault, officer. He's a bad seed. Just look
at his hairdo.
Drakken: Mother, it's a mullet. Seriously.

Ed: Right on, dude. 'Cause you're ready. Air guitar.
Drakken: Ya-a-a-a-ah!

Felix: Well, Kim, you've got to come with us next week to the
ultimate zombie fight tourney. You rule.
Ron: And you said video games weren't your thing. Pshaw!
Kim: Yeah. About that. Look, I won't tell Felix about your
cheat codes, as long as you don't tell anyone that I had no
idea what I was doing. I just kept hitting buttons.

Ron: Wait, you beat the bad guys by accident?
Kim: Seriously.