Transcripts - Bad Boy
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Transcripts - Bad Boy

 

  Information
Episode Bad Boy
Language English
Type Closed Captioning
Date Written August 18, 2005
Author homersimpson70
Author Comments Not Available
Wordcount 5354
 

  Transcript

[Scene opens with a pair of binoculars looking at a castle-type fortress. Kim removes the binoculars from her. Her and Ron and standing where blue jackets and helmets.]
[Kimmunicator beeps and Kim answers it]

Kim: Sitch me.
Wade: Scanning indicates Drakken’s atmosphere disruptor is right below you. [The Kimmunicator shows two flashing red dots and a dotted green line joining them]
Kim: Let’s rock.

[Kim jumps off the cliff and opens her arms. Fabric is stitched from her arms to her body and between her legs, so she can glide.]
[Kim is gliding smoothly to the ground, while Ron is flapping his arms excitedly and falling.]

Kim: Come on Ron, head in the game.
Ron: Sorry. I just got my cousin Ruben’s wedding coming up.
Kim: And what’s bad how?
Ron: Whole fam there. Hello! Including evil cousin Shaun.

[Rufus sticks his head out of Ron’s pocket and sticks his tongue out in disgust.]

Rufus: Shaun. EWWW.

[Kim and Ron land on the ground. Kim lands gracefully, whereas Ron falls and rolls into the building.]

Kim: So Shaun’s bad news? [Kim walks over and opens a hatch and jumps down.]
Ron: Bad? BAD? He trashed my scooter, poured gravy down my pants, and he tried to feed Rufus to his pet Iguana. [Ron and Kim are both sliding down the pipe.]

[New Scene: Drakken pushes a red button and two meters fill up. A large red ball starts to glow with electricity and then sucks it all in. Drakken and Shego are walking around wearing space helmets.]

Drakken: In a few moments, the world will beg for mercy from my atmosphere disruptor. You want breathable air? Talk to the doctor.

[Kim slides through a grate and lands on the ground]

Kim: Rather not Drakken. [Ron lands beside her, but lands on his face.]
Drakken: Kim Possible? [Rufus lands on Ron’s head]

[Drakken looks at Shego]

Drakken: Well?
Shego: The usual? I attack, she fights?
Drakken: Ugh… have we become that predictable?
Shego: [stands up] Apparently so. [Runs at Kim]

Ron: …and then Shaun… [Shego jumps at Kim] … broke my favourite…

[Shego lands on Kim, but Kim kicks her off from the ground and Shego lands on her feet]

Ron: KP, are you listening?
Kim: [Kim answers while fighting Shego] Cousin Shaun… big bully…gravy down the pants…why don’t you tell your parents? [Kim kicks Shego off her and Shego lands on Drakken who falls back and hits a lever on his machine. The machine starts to smoke and it explodes.]
Ron: I tried, but they are all like "Shauny is littler than you".

[Kim grabs her rope gun and fires it to the roof, grabs hold of Ron and starts to be pulled up. Shego jumps for Ron just as he gets lifted off the ground by Kim]

Kim: Wait… this kid is how littler?
Ron: 7. but… like… he’s an evil 7.

[Ron and Kim continue to rise on the rope till they go off screen.]

[Intro credits]

[New Scene: Kim’s house. Ron and Kim are watching tv.]

Kim: Let me get this straight. You’re afraid of a 7-yr old?
Ron: Walk a mile in my gravy stained pants and you’ll understand.

[Rufus pops out of the bowl of popcorn Ron is eating]

Kim: How hard can it be to ditch him?
Ron: Two words KP. Kid’s table.
Kim: Woah. You still sit with the kids. What if you brought a date?
Ron: A date? A date? Well it would have the element of surprise, but I’ve been down this road before… unless…uhh… not that I’m asking you.

Kim: No, because we’re friends and…
Ron: It would be akweird.
Kim: Yea, that’s the word I was looking for, akweird. Shh, it’s starting.

[Clip to the TV which says ‘Agony County’]

Ron: You actually watch Agony County?
Kim: Just to stay current. [Looks at Ron and then back to the TV, obviously embarrassed.]

[On the TV:
Charity: Danny wait, what about us?
Danny: Look Charity, we’re just friends. It has to stay that way. Get it? [Danny walks off leaving Charity crying]]

Ron: Please, are they still teasing that Charity and Danny are going to get together?
Kim: Like that's ever going to happen, it would end the series.
Ron: Besides, the guy is a jerk. Did you see how Faith on their first date?
Kim: ERRNN. Rewind. You watch Agony County?
Ron: Am I not supposed to be current?

Kim: Un-huh. And FYI, Danny is a misunderstood jerk.
Ron: There’s a diff?
Kim: Yea… a hottie diff.
Ron: So, you like the bad boys?
Kim: Well sometimes I…[Kim’s dad walks by]… no, not at all, but some girls do.
Ron: Oh, really….

[New Scene: School. Ron cuts two girls off who are walking down the hall. Ron is wearing a black leather jacket and has his hair jelled back]

Hope: Hey, you can’t just barge in.
Ron: Hope, out of my way. Ladies love the bad boy, and the bad boy loves the ladies.
Hope: But this is the girl’s room.

[Ron looks to where his land is leaning against, and it’s the door to the girl’s bathroom]

Ron: AHH! My bad. [laughs nervously, coughs] I mean, I’m bad. [Raises one eyebrow] Uhh, see the thing with the eyebrow?

Tara: That’s just Eww Ron.
Hope: Jerk.

[The girls walk off.]

Ron: Misunderstood jerk.

[Kim walks over to Ron]

Kim: Bad not good?
Ron: I feel cousin Shaun sharpening his spill skills. I gotta go badder.
Kim: Wouldn’t want anyone liking you for the real you.
Ron: Phft. You know where nice guys finish KP. From now on just call me bad boy.

[New Scene: Drakken’s lair. Drakken is upset.]

Drakken: My atmosphere disruptor…gone…smashed to pieces. [Drakken hugs his broken machine, and then pulls back quickly.] Sharp pieces. Owwwie.
Shego: And you thought this plan would turn out differently because…
Shego and Drakken at the same time: It was my best doomsday device ever.
Shego: Yea, blah blah, heard it all before. Did you ever think maybe your best just isn’t good enough?

Drakken: Shego, your words hurt. There must be some world domination plan I’ve tried that worked.
Shego: Here’s a news flash. If it worked, you’d be running the world. See, the only thing I see you running is your mouth.
Drakken: [gasps and starts to cry] You’re right. My evil muse has deserted me. [Covers his eyes with his hands as he cries, but peeks through them to see if Shego cares] Do my tears mean nothing?

Shego: oh, cork it. Maybe this well help. [Shego throws the magazine she was reading at Drakken’s feet]
Drakken: The annual supervillain trade show and convention. [Drakken picks up the magazine and starts to read. The magazine is called Villains.] Oh, henchmen seminars….doomsday demonstrations…evil snack bad. Shego, do you know what this means?

Shego: Umm, you’re going to gorge yourself on corn dogs and hork on Dementor again?
Drakken: That was last year and those were funnel cakes. NO! It means a chance for me to become inspired by evil again, and grab all those swag we can.

[New Scene: Agony County is playing. Charity is sitting in a chair brushing her hair, and Danny comes up behind her.]

Charity: Danny, no! You got spinach in your teeth and your hair is a mess.
Danny: What’s it to you Charity? I’m the one who doesn’t care.
Charity: But I care. I care so much it hurts. [She begins to cry]
Danny: I like when you hurts.

[Ron is sitting watching and taking notes.]

Ron: Even his grammar is bad.

[Rufus agrees]

[On the show again, Charity and Danny are about to kiss when the screen goes black.]

Ron: What?
Rufus: Huh?

[Ron tries pressing the remote a couple times. The cord is hanging, the camera zooms out to show Shaun standing there holding the cord, with his iguana over his shoulders.]

Shaun: Looks like the power is out.
Ron: Cousin Shaun. AWW!! [Rufus jumps into the popcorn bowl. Shaun laughs and walks over to Ron]

Shaun: Guess where I’m staying for the wedding, roomie.

[Rufus jumps onto to Ron’s shoulder, and they cry together.]

[New Scene: Kim is lying on her bed writing. In the background we hear Ron and Rufus yelling]

Kim: That sounded like Ron and Rufus. Hmm…

[Kim walks over to her window and looks outside. Ron pops up on the other side of the window]

Ron: oh, hey KP.

[Kim opens the window and lets them in]

Kim: Do I even want to know?
Ron: Cousin Shaun… in my house right now. Can we stay here, please? Oh please. Oh please.
Rufus: Please, please.
Kim: [sighs] Take the couch in the den but you’re going to have to deal with your cousin sooner or later.
Ron: Fine. No, sooner or later one of us is going to have to grow up.

[The Kimmunicator beeps]

Kim: Go Wade.
Wade: Check this. I’ve been tracking a huge group of supervillains, all converging on one place.
Kim: Tri-city convention centre. It’s the annual supervillain shingding.
Wade: How’d you know that?
Kim: I’m on the mailing list.

Ron: I thought I was signing you up to win a tank, ok?
Kim: Maybe I should sneak in. See how much no good they’re up to.
Wade: Gotcha. Undercover.

[New Scene: The tri-city convention centre. Ron is wearing a costume – red tights, purple tights, red cape, purple gloves, purple hat and red glasses, with a large Z on his chest.]

Ron: You call this incognito?
Wade: Zorbox the conqueror. Issue 97of the villain’s league of evil villains. [Wade holds up a comic which reads ‘Zorbox the conqueror.]
Kim: And I am? [Shego is dressed in head to toe in a leopard outfit, including a tail.]
Wade: Sheela, of the leopard people.[Wade holds a comic that says Sheela, of the leopard people]

Kim: I was going to say not feeling 100% on the cat suit.
Wade: I worked with what I had on hand. [Wade signs off]
Ron: KP, I don’t know if I can do thise.
Kim: Just try chillin’ like a villain.
Ron: No, I mean my whole bad boy thing. It’s just not working.
Kim: [Sighs] Now, undercover as a supervillain, you realize this? Let’s go. Walk the walk Zorbox.

[New Scene: Inside the convention centre, various villains are walking around. Shego and Drakken are walking around.]

Drakken: Ohh, look, test your badness level. [Drakken points to a booth which says ‘test your badness level. Drakken runs over and plays with the lever.]
Shego: They can do that?
Jack Hench: So you think you’re bad sir?
Drakken: Bad? I’m Dr. Drakken.
Jack Hench: Drakken? Since when do you buy anything?
Drakken: Admittedly I have been a bit of a tire-kicker in the past.

Jack Hench: [points to Shego] You send her in to steal for you.
Drakken: Is this or is it not a free no obligation to buy demonstration?
Jack Hench: Fine, let’s go.

[Drakken grabs the lever, and the meter starts to climb, and then stops.]

Drakken: Aha, feast your eyes on that. [Points to the meter enthusiastically]
Jack Hench: Uh. Playground bully.
Drakken: Whatground what what?

[Shego steps up and pulls the lever, and the meter shoots right to the top]

Shego: Face it Dr. D, you’re not as bad as you think.
Drakken: You mean I’m not evil?
Shego: Unpleasant, annoying, but evil? Not so much.
Jack Hench: [talking to a large group of people now] Come see the latest from Hench Co. industries.

[Tv comes down and plays a video. Video starts off with the Hench Co logo. A narrator asks ‘Good guys got you down?’ on the screen, a bad guy is looking depressed. ‘Evil schemes not working? The bad guy on the screen nods. ‘Then you need the attitudinator.’ A helmet like item appears on the screen. ‘First, the attitudinator removes your good and bad energies, and readjusts the balance, giving you just the right amount of evil. Be the envy of other villains, and the bane of do-gooders with THE ATTITUDINATOR. Warning, may cause swelling to the ego and itchy feet.]

Drakken: Shego, are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Shego: That you’re paying retail this time?
Drakken: but… urgg… oh, very well. Where’s my checkbook?

Ron: Check all the villainy.
Kim: Be careful, and lie low.

[Ron walks up to a table of gadgets and grabs one.]

Ron: [reading a tag] Molecular eraser… yea right. [Ron takes it and fires it at an ice cream cone, and it disappears. The guy who’s cone it was, looks over at Ron and glares at him, Ron waves back scared.]
Kim: Way to lie low.
Ron: Hey, isn’t that Drakken?

[Drakken is wearing the attitudinator.]

Kim: What’s on his head?

[Drakken turns the attitudinator on and you can see all his good and evil energies flowing out]

Drakken: Oh, feet itching, good sign.
Ron: Since when are itchy feet good?
Drakken: I am feeling super-evil. How do I look?
Kim: Super-evil Drakken? Let’s go.
Ron: I’ve got your tail Sheela.

[Shego steps on Kim’s tail just as she is about to jump on Drakken, and she falls backwards.]

Ron: Ok, she does.

Shego: Kim Possible?

Ron: No, she’s Sheela, the leopard lady. She has spots. Come on.
Shego: Why are you dressed in that stupid costume?
Kim: Ohohoh, you look in the mirror lately?
Shego: Let’s go sister. [Her hands glow green.]

[Drakken gives an evil laugh. Ron runs at him, but the sales guy grabs him.]

Jack Hench: I’m sorry, but the next demo will be in a few minutes.
Ron: Umm, stand back, I’m Zorbox the conqueror.
Jack Hench: Doesn’t ring a bell.
Ron: You know, Zorbox the conqueror…
Jack Hench: I’m just not familiar with your work. Why don’t you fill out a card, you could win a tank. [Points to a tank sitting behind him]

[Shego creates a ball of green, and fires it at Kim, but Kim jumps up, grabs a laser machine and swings out of the way, and the green is now heading out of the way, who jumps out of the way and is thrown by the explosion into Drakken. Shego and Kim both looking at the smoking booth as Drakken and Ron lie there. Drakken gets up, sneers and the helmet cracks and falls off his head.]

Drakken: Nice try Kim Possible, but you’re too late. Pure evil now pulses through my veins.

[A blue beam (the good energy) leaves half the broken helmet and circles Drakken, and a red beam (the evil energy) leaves the other half and circles Ron.]

Drakken: Maybe next time you’ll think twice before destroying someone’s atmosphere disruptor. [Drakken sticks his tongue out at Kim] Come Shego.

[Shego flies into the sky on a flying car, grabs Drakken and flies away through the roof.]
[Kim runs towards Ron]

Kim: Ron, you ok?
Ron: [Coughs] What just happened?
Kim: I hope you got to him in time. [Kim picks up the two broken halfs of the helmet.]
Ron: How much more evil could Drakken get?

[New Scene: Drakken is welding something, singing cheerfully to something.]
Shego: Is that an Oh Boyz song?
Drakken: Oh, is it? Any who, at last it is complete, the sonic inhalator.
Shego: It’s purple?
Drakken: Purple? Please. It’s plum. Makes it user-friendly.

Shego: Yea, ok. What’s it do?
Drakken: By turning this knob, it creates pulsating sonic pulses [Drakken pours a white mixture into an empty beaker, and then squirts some brown stuff into it.] and with the proper mixture, it can really shake things up.
Shego: So you can use it to…
Drakken: That’s right Shego, to make the perfect glass of chocolate milk.

Shego: You’re joking.
Drakken: I never joke about cocomoo.
Shego: Cocomoo?

Drakken: It’s use are limitless. Pudding, cookie dough, foot massages.
Shego: What about evil uses? You know, like maybe earthquakes. [Shego leans over and turns the knob all the way. The machine starts to shake violently, causing the beaker of chocolate milk to go flying. Drakken screams.]

Drakken: My cocomoo. [Drakken dives forward and catch the cocomoo right before it hits the ground.] Oh, I didn’t know it could be so violent. Some could get hurt.
Shego: Kinda the point, don’t you think?
Drakken: Shego, bite your tongue. Have some cocomoo. It’s soothing.
Shego: Stop saying cocomoo!

[Drakken drinks some of his cocomoo.]

Drakken: That’s good cocomoo.

[Shego screams. Drakken drinks some more, and licks his chocolate milk moustache off.]

[New Scene: Kim is using the Kimmunicator to examine the helmet.]

Wade: It should be easy turning Drakken back to normal as long as this thing kept his good side.
Kim: Drakken has one of those?
Wade: Not anymore. This device was designed to suck up both his good and bad energies, and only put back the evil part.
Kim: Who comes up with this stuff?
Wade: I’ll start crunching the data, and let you know what I find. [Wade signs off]

[Rufus climbs onto the table Kim is sitting at]

Kim: Rufus? Where have you guys been? Ron totally flaked on chem. Class this morning.

[Rufus shrugs and points to Ron, who is crawling on the ground and hiding under a table. Ron is writing hurriedly on a pad of paper, and there is paper all around him with drawings and numbers on them. His hair is jelled and he is wearing his bad boy leather jacket.]

Ron: The right velocity…counterweight the spoons…and date or no-date, cousin Shaun will bow to me. [Ron picks up a device and puts it on the table.]
Kim: Ron? Stranger than usual.
Ron: Oh, this? Just a little experiment.
Kim: Ok, now you’re scaring me.
Ron: You have no idea how scary I can be. [Ron is holding a flashlight under one arm which is shining on his face, and he his holding Rufus in one hand and is stroking him with the other. Ron is looking very evil genius-ey.] BOOYEA! [Ron throws Rufus] [evil laugh]

[Kim catches Rufus]

Kim: We just entered the freak zone.
Ron: Oh, but things are about to get spectacular. [Ron pulls a rope on his machine and it starts up. It looks like a tire covered with spoons attached to a motor, and sitting near a bowl of mashed potatoes. The machine starts up, and it starts throwing mashed potatoes at everyone in the cafeteria. Some potatoes hit Barkin]

Barkin: Hey, who threw… [some more potatoes land in his mouth] IN TO ME? Evasive action people.

[Ron is hiding behind a garbage can]

Kim: Ron’s what your damage?
Rufus: Yea?
Ron: Oh I see, I see now. You’ve turned against me. Can’t handle the bad boy, hunh?

[Barking grabs Ron by the jacket and raises him up.]

Barkin: But I can.

[New Scene: Ron is leaning against the lockers and Barkin is talking to him.]

Barkin: No food fight goes unpunished on my watch Stoppable. It’s one month in detention.
Ron: Booyea! [evil laugh]
Barkin: Oh, that’s funny to you food-fighter? Fine, let’s make it two months.

[Kim is standing down the hall with her locker open and Wade is on the computer. They are both watching Ron getting yelled at by Barkin.]

Wade: Woah, Ron’s bad boy act is getting a little extreme.
Kim: And he’s not even trying to get a date out of it anymore.

[Rufus shakes his head]

Kim: Wade, I need you to keep an eye on Ron. You’ve still got him chipped, right?
Wade: Kim, we talked about the ethical ramifications of that.
Kim. Wade…
Wade: Yea, ok.
Kim: Please and thank you.

[New Scene: Drakken is working on something, just his face is visible with fire coming up]

Drakken: So, had enough? I think you’re quite finished. [Drakken prances away from the stove carrying a tray of cookies.] Who wants peanut butter stickies? [Two henchmen look at each other, and then both raise their hands.]

Shego: AH! This is sick and wrong on so many levels.
Drakken: Shego, come, join us. We’re about to start our share circle. PB stickie? [Shego kicks it out of his hand and then shoots it with her green.]

Drakken: Someone is a grumpy monkey.
Shego: Look, your train seriously jumped the track here. Hey, you’re not blue.
Drakken: Oh, it must be my sunny disposition.
Shego: Don’t you have something you want to take over? Starts with a W.
Drakken: Oh, I love guessing games. But don’t tell me, wait, watermelon. [the phone rings] Yes? No?

[Shego walks over the large monitor and pushes a button. The salesperson from the convetion is on the screen]

[In the background Drakken is still guessing W words.]

Drakken: Wooly mammoth? Woodchuck? Whirlygig?
Shego: [Sighs] [To the sales guy] Go.
Jack Hench: Is this the lair of Dr. Drakken?
Drakken: Um… wombat?
Shego: More or less.

Jack Hench: Well, I just wanted to say how terribly sorry Hench Co is about the “unfortunate mishap”.
Shego: What mishap?
Jack Hench: Well, our analysis of the ruckus at the convention centre shows that Dr. Drakken’s evil was clearly transplanted to that Zorbox fellow.
Shego: Aha! No wonder Dr. D is messed up.
Jack Hench: [A hand offscreen hands him a note] Hey, hang on, your check bounced…[Shego turns off the screen.]

Shego: Gotta Go. Yo, Dr. D.
Drakken: Changed your mind about the cocomoo? [offers Shego a mug of cocomoo]
Shego: Not say Coc… I gotta get you back to your bad self. Let’s go get that sidekick.

[New Scene: Outside a building, a sign says ‘Stoppable-Starter Wedding’]

[From inside you can hear cries of “MAZAL TOV!”]

Kim: [talking to Wade on the Kimmunicator] Thanks for the heads up on Ron.
Ron: When he tricked out his old tricycle into an ATV, I knew something was seriously whack.
Kim: Yea, he’s usually not good with tools. Later Wade, bad boy is here.

[Ron crashes through the glass wall on a ATV-type tricycle.]

[Ron jumps down and removes his helmet. He is wearing the Zorbox costume, and he is blue.]

Ron: BOOYEA! Who’s the best man now?
Kim: Hold up Ron, there is something you should know. Hey, you’re blue!
Ron: [jumps back a bit] Kim Possible!
Kim: Since when do you use my last name?
Ron: Since I realized my full evil potential.
Kim: Yea, about that.
[A piece of cake is thrown and hits Ron in the head.]

Shaun: Like the cake cousin crybaby? [evil laugh] Boohoo, going to cry like a baby?
Kim: That’s cousin Shaun?
Ron: You think you got game? You ain’t got game. [Ron pulls out a remote and pushes a button] That’s right baby, it’s payback time. BOOYEA. I’ve refined my potato-tosser into a plasma catapult. [Ron’s tricycle changes into a giant plasma catapult.]
Kim: That’s an unexpected twist.

[Rufus screams]

Ron: [climbs onto his catapult] This will cut that little brat down to size.

[The plasma catapult starts throwing plasma balls at Shaun, who runs away. Everyone starts to scream and run around.]

Bride: Isn’t he supposed to be at the kid’s table?

[Someone pulls the bride to the ground just as a plasma ball passes over her head. Rufus runs and hides under some presents. Shego and Drakken crash through the ceiling on their flying ship.]

Shego: Come on Stoppable, you’re coming with us.
Drakken: Oh, if you don’t mind terribly.
Ron: No one commands me, no one! [Pushes his remote again. The plasma catapult raises and prepares to fire at Shego and Drakken. Shego manages to fly the ship out of the way just in time.]

Drakken: Oh, he’s a bad man.
Shego. Yes, seriously.
Kim: Ron, you’ve got to stop. Evil isn’t your thing. It’s Drakken’s thing.
Ron: Urgg, but I’m so much better at it. Did Drakken ever build a plasma blaster this dangerous?

Drakken: I did not.
Shego: He didn’t. Who knew the buffoon was a natural? Later Dr. Do-Nothing. [Shego picks up Drakken and throws him out the ship. Kim runs, grabs a bowl of potato salad and throws it on the ground so that Drakken lands in it.]
Ron: Back off lady. [Shego drives the ship into Ron so that he flips inside it.]
Shego: Welcome aboard.

Kim: RON! [Shego flies off with Ron out of the roof.] This is not good.
Drakken: [lifting his head from the bowl, covered in salad] I beg to differ. [Takes some of the salad off his face with his finger and eats it] Mmm, I’m going to ask for the recipe.

[New Scene: Drakken’s lair. Ron is doing a huge evil laugh]

Shego: Woah, woah, woah, ok, enough, point made, you got the villain laugh down. Give it a rest would ya?
Ron: Do your eyes criticize?
Shego: Yea, I’m looking for results here, so far you’ve been chuckling up a storm with nothing to show for it.
Ron: I’m just warming up. Check it. [Snaps his fingers and a hologram of the world appears in the room before him]. The inhalator has been set to go off in five minutes. When it does quakes are going to shake the world to pieces. [Evil laugh some more]

Shego: [grabs his lips] So done with the laugh. Ok, this helps us how? We’ll be shaken apart too.
Ron: It’ll never get that far. The world will surrender to me first. Not us, ME! You’re just a hired help.
Shego: Oh, really? [Fires a green at Ron. A red force field appears around Ron and blocks the shot.]

Ron: Kool, huh? I found it in Drakken’s stuff. Bet he didn’t even know how to use it. You’re all.. You were all like Pow Pow, and I was like Zap Zap and now you’re like boohoo. [Pushes a button on his belt and a door in the floor, and underneath you can see sharks swimming in water behind Shego.] Sidekicks need to know their place, right?

Shego: Uh, yea, umm, you got it…. I’ll just go check the security monitors. Hey, you know that evil laugh of yours. I love it. Love it.
Ron: I’m ready for you Kim Possible. Bring. [Evil laughs again]

[New Scene: Outside Drakken’s lair, Kim is repelling down the cliff, with Wade on her Kimmunicator]

Kim: Any idea how to fix this Wade?
Wade: Well, from what I can tell all of Drakken’s badness got transferred into Ron.
Kim: If we repaired the attitudinator and get Ron and Drakken to use it, that will reverse the process, right? [Drakken slides down the rope after Kim cheering]
Wade: I hope so.
Drakken: [Poking Rufus in the belly] Who’s a chubby molerat? Who’s a chubby little molerat?

Kim: It also means Drakken will be evil again.
Wade: That’s the bad news. [Wade signs off.]
Kim: Uh, Drakken, we’re going to need you to turn bad again.
Drakken: But, I don’t want to be bad.
Kim: It’s better if you’re bad.
Drakken: Better?
Kim: Better than Ron being bad.

[Rufus agrees]

Drakken: So, I’m better at being bad then your buddy?
Kim: No, but that’s good.
Drakken: So, bad’s better if I’m bad?
Kim: Good, you got it.

[New scene: Shego is sitting at the surveillance monitors, filing her nails.]

Ron: Woohoo, we’ve got an intruder. Kim Possible. Get ready for a smack down in my town.

[Ron walks off and Shego jumps up and looks at the monitors]

Shego: She’s not on the monitors. How do you know?
Ron: I’ve been doing a little scannage for the communicator’s frequency.
Shego: Urgg, now why didn’t he ever think of that?
Ron: That’s why I’m the big dog. Woof woof BARK! [Shego falls over in her chair]

[New Scene: Kim and Drakken are on the roof of the lair.]

Kim: Wade is going to talk you through how to fix the attitudinator.
Drakken: OH, goodie, I like fixing things.

[Kim pulls out the kimmunicator]

Kim: I never thought I’d say this Dr. Drakken. I’m counting on you.

[Rufus nods and gives him a thumbs-up]

Drakken: Don’t worry, I won’t let you down. Bad is good in my case.

[Kim gives him a thumbs up and jumps down a ventilation shaft, slides down it, and kicks out the grate at the body landing right in front of Ron]

Ron: Welcome, Kimberly Ann Possible.
Kim: The middle name is so overkill.
Ron: Overkill? Isn’t that idea? A BOOYEA! [Ron pushes a button on the panel and two metal arms come out of the floor and grab Kim’s ankles, and two more come out and grab her arms.

[New Scene: Drakken and Rufus are working on the helmet]

Wade: Ok, it should work now.

[Drakken sets it on the ground, and it powers up.]

Drakken: We did it! [Gives Rufus a high-five]
Wade: Good job guys. Now you’ve just got to get it on Ron, turn him good and you’ll be evil again. [Wade signs out]

[Rufus sits on Drakken’s shoulder and pouts]

Drakken: Oh, it’s ok little guy. I’m sure we’ll have more fun times once I’m evil.

[Rufus shakes his head and says no]

Drakken: Nobody told me there would be no evil fun times with my little mole rat buddy.

[Rufus pats him on the ear and says Sorry.]

Drakken: Ah, doing the right thing is so hard.

[New Scene: Inside the lair. A clock is showing “1:00” and then “0:59” and then “0:58”. Kim grabs a laser from her pocket and cuts through the metal shackles on her hands and ankles.]

Shego: Oh, look, Kimmy came out to play.

[Shego jumps down and lands beside Kim. The clock reads “0:10” and then “0:09”. Kim punches Shego away and runs for the lever. She pushes it up, and the clock stops at “0:02”.]

Ron: Not bad, but let’s be honest. You could have gotten out of it faster.
Kim: Game over Ron.
Ron: Over? I’m just getting warmed up.

[Ron pulls a sheet off a machine, and pressed a button. The roof opens up and a huge rocket type machine is sitting underneath it.]

Ron: The inhalator was to keep you busy while I worked on my real evil plan. My megaweathergenerator.
Shego: Your what arator? I mean, is it too much to ask to be kept in the loop?

[Ron pushes a button and the machine raises out of the roof, spinning very fast. Dark clouds start circling.]

Ron: All will fear me and tremble beneath my storms, and then hand over to me the world’s supply of Nacos. BOOYEA! [evil laugh]

[Lots of dark clouds are forming around the lair, and lightning is striking.]

Shego: Nacos?
Kim: Figures. How obvious. Go Drakken.
Drakken: You’ve been a bad boy. [Puts the attitudinator on Ron’s head.]
Ron: Hey.

[Drakken is holding the helmet on Ron’s head, and both Drakken and Ron are shaking. The helmet explodes, both Ron and Drakken fall to the ground, the helmet falls and breaks, and the good and bad energies are realized. The good energy enters Ron, and the bad energy enters Drakken.]

Ron: Woah, what happened? [Rufus jumps into Ron’s arms] RUFUS!
Kim: [turning off the machine] You were having a bad day.

[The machine lowers back into the lair, and turns off.]

Drakken: You ditched me for that?
Shego: Did you see his megaweathergenerator?
Drakken: AHAH, Kim Possible, for now it is I Dr. Drakken who controls the megaweathergenerator.
Kim: I think we all know what comes next.
Drakken: You think you’re all that but you’re… [Kim and Ron fly out of the lair on their glider, and the lair blows up.]

[New Scene: Sign reads: “Stoppable-Started Wedding: Redux”.]

Ron: Ahh, finally no more kid’s table. Thanks for being my date. [Kim glares at him] Ahh…friend.
Kim: Admittedly, not as akweird as feared.
Shaun: More cake Ron?
Kim: Is that Shaun?
Ron: I thank you Shaun [pats Shaun on the head who then walks off] See, I told you KP, piece of cake.
Kim: Ron, what did you…
Ron: I just gave him a little attitude adjustment. [He pats the attitudinator which has been fixed and is sitting on the chair beside him.]