Transcripts - Gorilla Fist
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Transcripts - Gorilla Fist


Episode Gorilla Fist
Language English
Type Closed Captioning
Date Written Unknown
Author WallaceB, Campy
Author Comments Not Available
Wordcount 4568


(Ron & Rufus are eating pizza in the school cafeteria, Ron belches)
Ron: Oh, all righty then.
Monique: Ooooh, just lost my appetite.
Kim: Same here. Ron, face stuffing. Why?
Ron: Er, there is no 'why' in double-cheese pizza day.
Rufus: Cheese!
Kim: But it's cardboard caf pizza.
Ron: Cheese on cardboard is still cheese.
Monique: Gotcha there.
Ron: (to Rufus)Ready for thirds?
Rufus: Me, me, me, me, me, me.
(Ron goes back to the serving line)
Ron: (to cafeteria lady) Can you hold the crust this time?....Huh, the dream is over.
(An apparition appears behind the cafeteria lady)
Ron: Wha!? Ahhh! Ghost! Ahhh!
(Ron runs back to Kim and Monique's table)
Monique: Cafeteria lady cut you off again?
Ron: Yes, but that's not why I'm wigged!
Kim: Hmmm, too much cheese.
Ron: Whoa, KP. First, there's no such thing as too much cheese. And second........
(Students in the cafeteria begin screaming)
Ron: Those aren't the usual mystery meat screams, ladies! (Ron, Kim, andMonique run up to the serving line.)
Ron: See! See! That's just ... that's not right!
Kim: Okay, agreed. Whatever it is, it's writing something.
Monique: In mystery meat gravy! Uh!
Kim: R-O-N. Uh-oh!
Ron: Please tell me it's writing Ron Reager. Please tell me it's writing Ron Reager. You know that kid who's always cutting gym? This could be about that.
Reager: Dude.
Ron: Reager?
Reager: It's about you.
Ron: Ahhhh!

(Intro Theme)

(Kim and Ron are in Ron's house.)
Kim: Come on, Ron. You can't just ditch school and never go back.
Ron: Oh yeah? Well, works for Ron Reager.
Kim: Whatever you saw today couldn't have been a ghost. I mean, what kind of ghost communicates with mystery meat gravy?
Ron: Huh! That's the real mystery.....
(Ron sees his shadow)
Ron: Whoa! Ahhh! It's back!
Kim: Ron.....shadow?
Ron: Hah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah! Cause it's my....
(Another shadow appears)
Ron: Aahhhhhhhh!.....
Rufus: ( laughing at Ron for being scared of the mole rat's shadow.)
Kim: See you tomorrow. I'll have Wade check out your gravy ghost.
(Kim leaves. Ron locks up the house.)
Ron: I'm not taking any chances, buddy...Buddy?
(Ron looks around for Rufus, who then comes in through the cat door.)
Rufus: Hello.
Ron: Why do we even have a cat door? We don't own a cat! All right, we're safe.
(A figure appears before Ron and Rufus.)
Ron and Rufus: Ahhhhhhh!
Yori: Stoppable-san.
Ron: Y--Yori?
Yori: I am sorry if I startled you.
Ron: That? No! I was just practicing my ... screams of courage.
Yori: The Yamanouchi School needs your courage once more. I come to you in a time of great need. Sensei is missing. In his empty quarters, we found this.
(Yori hands Ron a paper with a lock of hair in it.)
Rufus: Hm? Ha oh, Monkey!
Ron: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Monkey Fist! Better tell Kim.
Yori: Have you forgotten your solemn vow? Never to reveal what took place during your visit to Japan.
Ron: Ohhhhh, right! The thing with the vow and the not telling about the secret Ninja School, huh?
( The apparition appears before Ron suddenly.)
Ron: Whoaaa! It's!.... It's..... ( The apparition resolves into an image of Sensei)
Ron: Sensei?
Sensei: Stoppable-san......
( The image suddenly is disrupted and disappears.)
Yori: Sensei is using his powers to contact you.
Ron: Oh... yeah. Sure. Y'know, why pick up a phone when you can just terrify!?
Yori: It is as I feared. Monkey Fist seeks revenge. You proved your bravery once by saving the Lotus Blade. Now you must do the same for Sensei.
Ron: Well, if I can't tell Wade or Kim, how am I supposed to track Monkey Fist?
Yori: You are too modest a hero. Do not worry. The Yamanouchi School has many graduates who can assist.

(Kim talks to Wade on her locker computer monitor)
Wade: Don't know what to tell you, Kim. After watching the cafeteria security tape, I can't explain what happened yesterday either.
Kim: Did you analyze the gravy sample?
Wade: Yep.
Monique: And?
Wade: You don't want to know ... not ‘til after graduation ... from college.
Monique: I say we trust him on the gravy.
(Ron is coming down the hall.)
Ron: Got the nacos, plenty of Diablo sauce and cinnasnackies.....
Rufus: Mmmm, Mmmm! Yummy!
Kim: Sneaking Bueno Nacho into school?
Ron: Hey, KP. No, just picked up some snacks for trip.
Kim: Field trip?
(Yori comes up to Ron then)
Yori: Everything is ready, Stoppable-san.
Ron: Yori!? Heh! Heh! Ah, Yori, this is Kim and Monique.
Yori: Ah, Kim Possible! I have heard much.
Kim: Really? I haven't.
Ron: Oh! Sure, KP! You know Yori from.....seventh period history?.... No, no! No, she...she's an old pal from Camp Wannaweep. We've never met actually. What do you want? Who are you, stranger I do not know?
Kim: But you just said her name is Yori?
Ron: Yori! Well, it's a common name ... you know, in Japan. Well I-I-I-I gotta go! Bye!
(Ron and Yori leave.)
Kim: Weird.
Monique: Secret girlfriend weird?
Kim: No, he'd tell me. I mean, why wouldn't he?
Monique: 'Cause you'd go all jell.
Kim: Jell?
Monique: Green eyed.
Kim: So, I've always had green eyes.
Monique: Jealous. You're jellin'
Kim: I am not jelling.
Monique: Uh-huh.
Kim: It's just that my weirdar is going off, that's all.
Monique: And, you're jelling.
Kim: So not!

(Kim's bedroom. The Kimmunicator beeps)
Kim: Go, Wade.
Wade: I did some checking like you asked about Ron's girlfriend.
Kim: Friend!
Wade: Who's a girl.
Kim: Wade!
Wade: Okay, okay! Friend.
Kim: So what are the stats?
Wade: There aren't any! I can't find anything about her at all.
Kim: No, that can't be. There's gotta be something. School records?
Wade: I'll do a global scan, give me a half hour.

(Yori and Ron are at the airport. Ron is carrying all the luggage.)
Yori: Lord Monkey Fist was last seen in South America.
Ron: Right there, in the amazin' rain forest.
Yori: (laughs)Always with the American-style jokes, Stoppable-san! Of course, it is the Amazon Rain Forest.
Ron: Right, and it's amazing.
Yori: We think it may be where Monkey Fist is holding Sensei.
Ron: Aw man!All the flights to South America are booked.
Yori: Do not concern yourself.
(A ninja suddenly appears.)
Ron: Gah!
(The ninja bounds up to Ron and hands him a small folder.)
Ron: Secret ninja tickets?
(The ninja disappears.)
Yori: Yes, our ninja graduates are here to help.
Ron: Well, could they help carry some of the bags?
Yori: Laughs again)
Again with the American-style joking. Naturally, it will be your honor to carry them.
Ron: Right, right. I remember, my honor.

(The Kimmunicator beeps while Kim is in class.)
Kim: Chem class, Wade. Little busy.
Wade: I did some more digging on Yori.
Kim: Go.
Wade: I've scanned all known public and private school records. Nothing.
Kim: Okay, how hinkey is that?
Monique: Um, Kim? Eyes on the beaker here.
Wade: And get this. Flight records show that Yori and Ron went to South America.
Kim: I knew something was up! I'm on my way.
(Kim tosses the rest of her test tube contents into the beaker. It blows up all over Monique.)
Monique: Kim! Ahhh!
Kim: Red's ... um ... a good look for you.
(Monique is not pleased and Kim runs off.)
Monique: That's right, girl! You better run!

(Yori and Ron are trekking through the South American Jungle. Ron is exhausted carrying all the luggage.)
Yori: According to the map, we should be very near.
Ron: Whoa, wha! Oh good! Then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion. (Ron falls face down into the mud.)
Rufus: (Chittering, pointing) Ron: What? This is my honor nap.
Yori: Rufus-san is right. There is something in the jungle.
Ron: What, I don't see any (Ron see a giant monkey head statue)
Ron: (gasps) ... Monkey!

Ron: The knuckle-dragging ying to knuckle-headed yang....
(Ron jumps forward to attack the statue.)
Ron: Wha! Hoy!
(Ron almost breaks his hand stirking the statue)
< b=""> Yo! Ow! Ow!
Yori: (Gasps) You have found a signpost that leads to Monkey Fist's hidden headquarters! There!
Ron: Oh! Stupid monkey statue!

( A plane flying over South America.)
Kim: Thanks for the lift, Ricardo.
Ricardo: De nada, Senorita Possible! After all, you saved my chicken farm when you dried up that mudslide.
Kim: No big! One of the reasons I carry a cordless hair dryer.
(The Kimmunicator beeps)
Kim: Go Wade.
Wade: Okay. Yori doesn't go to any known schools, so I checked into the unknown.
Kim: And I thought I could do anything.
Wade: Does the name 'Yamanouchi' mean anything?
Kim: That school in Japan that Ron went to last year?
Wade: Turns out it's a super-secret school.
Kim: I knew he crushed on someone while he was there!
Wade: That wasn't what I --
Kim: What? You think I'm jelling. I'm not jelling! Why would I jell?
Wade: Riiiiight.... anyway, the school was founded by a warrior who carved a monastery from a mountain using only a sword.
Kim: Well, if you want to do things the hard way.
Wade: And here's the kick. The sword uses mystical monkey power.
Kim: Ron has mystical monkey power. You don't suppose ...?
Wade: Monkey Fist has tried to take the power from him before.
Kim: So you think Yori is working for Monkey Fist?
Wade: Did I say that?
Kim: No, I did. It's a theory.
Wade: It's kinda jumping to a conclusion.
Kim: Well, that's what theories are right?
Wade: Man, you are jelling.
Kim: Ohh! Now that's conclusion jumping.
( Kim parachutes out of the plane.)

(Ron and Yori approach Mokey fists tree house headquarters. There are monkey head images carves into the trees)
Ron: That is way beyond wrong.
Rufus: Uh-huh!
Yori: Shhhhh! Monkey Fist may be near. We must be careful as we proceed.
Ron: Oh right, sorry.
(Yori waits for Ron to go first.)
Ron: Don't tell me. It'll be my honor to go first.
(They start climbing the tree to get to the tree house.)
Rufus: Uh-oh.
Ron: Uh-oh? What uh-oh?
(A set of monkey teeth buries itself into the tree trunk right beside Ron.)
Ron: Uh-oh....
(More monkey teeth start flying towards him form surrounding trees. )
Ron: Ahhh! Poison monkey teeth!
Yori: It is a trap!
( They climb frantically to escape the teeth.)
Ron: Oh ew! Whoaaaa!! Ahhh! Whoa! Whoa! Whaaaa!
( Ron manages to swing on aline and rescue Yori and lands near the tree house safely.)
Ron: Well, at least.........
(Ron's pants rip.)
Ron: ........nothing.
Yori:(laughs) Oh Stoppable-san! You make danger comical with your American-style buffoonery.

(Inside the tree house.)
Ron: Hello? Monkey Fist?......It's empty. You know what? I'm done with all the monkey stuff. A little howler goes a long way.
Yori: There is no sign of Sensei.
Rufus: Awwww.
Ron: Oh, hey, I.... y'know, don't worry. We'll find him. There's gotta be a clue around here somewhere. Like um… this! It's a piece of straw! How 'bout that, huh? Um… a cup....frond .....lamp........spider....... Ahhh!
(Frightened by the spider, Ron crashes into a cupboard and reveals something inside.)
Yori: Stoppable-san! Your antics have found the clue we have been needing.
Ron: A map?
Yori: For a zoo.
Ron: Rufus? Do you see what I see? Churros!
Rufus: Mmmmm, mmmmmm! Churros!
Yori: Money Fist must have Sensei there. Where better for a monkey man to hide than with other monkeys?
Ron: Uhhh, this zoo's all the way in Arizona. How we gonna.........(Helicopter appears overhead) Uh-huh, yeah. It's nice for these guys to pick us up, but where were they when we were fighting off all the monkey teeth?!
(The Yamanouchi agents grab Ron and pull him up into the helicopter.)

(At the tree house during the night. Kim has parachuted down to it.)
Kim: Okay, I'm down. Looks like Monkey Fist's tree house.
Wade: Kim. I re-triangulated my tracking on Ron and......
Kim: Don't tell me.
Wade: Yeah, sorry. He's not there. Looks like he's headed somewhere in the American southwest.
Kim: Ohhhhh! What? Is this Yori girl dragging him around the world?
Wade: Hmm, sounds familiar.
Kim: Uh! Keep tracking! I'm on my way!

(At the deserted zoo in the American southwest.)
Yori: It appears closed.
Ron: Closed? It's out of business! Ahhh! No churros!
Rufus: Oh, oh-oh-ohhh.
Ron: Why'd we even come here?... Other... than saving Sensei of course.

(In front of the Monkey house exhibit)
Ron: Notice it's always monkey house, never monkey home. That says a lot.
Yori: What does that say?
Ron: I don't know.... just pointing it out. That's all.
(Yori senses something inside the building.)
Yori: Something's inside. Your bravery is needed. It will be your.....
Ron: Yeah, yeah, I know the honor drill.
(Ron sees a shadow move inside.)
Ron: Ahh! Stay back! Time for some smack monkey!
(Ron charges inside the monkey house.)
Ron: Oh wait! Ow! Ow! I'm gonna need those back!
Yori: Stoppable-san?
(Yori charge sinside to find Ron has been pinned to the ground by Kim.)
Kim: Ron!
Ron: KP! What are you doing?
Kim: Rescuing you! (to Yori) Nice try.
Ron: Whoa! Are you freaking over my friend, Yori?
Kim: I am not freaking! I am not jelling!
Yori, Ron: Jelling?
Ron: What's jelling?
Kim: Never mind jelling! Your 'friend' Yori is working with Monkey Fist.
Ron: Ha! No, she's just my......she......what was the last thing I told you?
Yori: You may tell her.
Ron: Really? You sure?
Kim: She's sure. Spill.
Ron: Well, Sensei, the master of the Yamanouchi School, which is a secret ninja school by the way, is missing, and we think Monkey Fist is behind it.
Kim: Ninja school? Well, that explains the magic sword.
Ron: The Lotus Blade? Oh that is so last season, KP! You gotta get current.
Yori: Stoppable-san is a great hero. During his visit to Yamanouchi, he saved the Lotus Blade, and defeated Monkey Fist.
Kim: Ron? Stoppable-san?
Ron: Dig it, KP! I'm a hero! Master of the mystical monkey power! A-whaaaaaaa!
Rufus: ( performing Kung Fu moves.) Hyaah! Uh! Uh! Oo! Uh! Yori: Again, we call upon his bravery to help find Sensei. We think he may be held in this zoo.
Kim: Okay, I'm in. Let's start.
Rufus:(searching) Um ... ahhh!
(Rufus accidently steps on a stone which sinks into the ground, revealing Monkey Fist's hiding place.)
Rufus: (chitters to the others he has found something.)
Ron: Monkey Fist!
Monkey Fist: Ahhh! You? What are you doing here?
Yori: We are here for Sensei.
Monkey Fist: That relic? What value could he possibly be to me?
Ron: But... if didn't capture Sensei, who did?
(The far wall begins to tremble from heavy blows.)
Rufus: Ahhh!
(Two giant armored gorillas break through the wall.)
Ron: Whoa... Big monkeys....
Kim: Apes.
Ron: Don't you mean yipes?
Kim: No, Apes. They're apes.
Ron: Yipes!
Monkey Fist: You fools, you led them right to me! I was hiding!
Ron: Hiding? From what?
Monkey Fist: From that.
(A third gorilla appears, armored and masked.)

(The gorillas are carrying Kim, Ron, Yori, Monkey Fist, and Rufus into a dungeon cell.)
Ron: Hey, nice place!. Dungeon motif. Very goth.
(The gorillas throw them roughly into the cell and lock the door.)
Monkey Fist: This is all your fault!
Ron: Oh!, You know what, dude? Don't even start! After sharing a crate through the jungle, I'm in no mood for your monkey 'tude!
(Ron and Monkey fist start posturing at each other. Kim gets between them.)
Kim: Everybody chill.
Yori: We are not alone.
(Sensei appears.)
Sensei: You are correct, Yori.
Yori: Sensei! I am ... relieved to see that you are well.
Sensei: To truly be well, one must also be free.
Ron: I got your message, Sensei. But the writing in gravy...I-I-I would have used catsup.
Kim: You're the ghost that Ron saw at school.
Sensei: It was my wish to warn Stoppable-san to stay away, that he was in great danger. But I failed. Even the strongest oak one day must fall.
Monkey Fist: Ohhh! Spare us your senseless babbling! We have to find some way out of here!
Ron: Oh, come on! Why you always gotta be hatin'? Sensei's got nothin' but love! 'Sall good, 'sall good!
Kim: Sorry to agree with Monkey Fist, but we should probably try to......
Ape: Escape?
(The masked, armored Ape enters the cell wiht the other two apes.)
Ape: I won't allow that. Not at all!
Monkey Fist: I demand to know what it is that you want. With him!
Ron: Me? Nah! You!
( Ron and Monkey Fist start slapping at each other. The ape lands between them.)
Ape: Enough! It was an easy plan. When Monty hid from me, I used Sensei as the bait, making it appear that Monkey Fist was responsible. I knew that only his arch foe could lead me to him.
Ron: Check me, KP. I'm an arch foe.
Monkey Fist: You're not an arch foe! You're an arch bumbler!
Yori: But Stoppable-san did defeat you.
Ron: On several separate occasions. A-thank you.
Kim: What exactly is going on here?
Ape: What is going on is that I have what I want.
( The two otehr apes grab Monkey Fist and start dragging him away.)
Monkey Fist: Uh! Gah! Unhand me, you brutish thugs!
Ape: (laughs) Since I have no need for the rest of you, I'll say good bye.
(The masked ape presses a stone in the wall of the cell. Kim, Yori, Ron, and Sensei fall through the floor downward through a long shaft towards water below.)
Kim, Ron, Yori, Sensei: Ahhh!
Ape: And as for you, Monty......
(Kim, Ron, Yori, and Sensei fall into a pool of water which very quickly draws them over a waterfall.)
Kim, Ron, Yori, Sensei: Ahhhh!
(Kim and Yori use their grappling tools to hook to snag onto two trees. They both go to save Ron. Yori saves Ron and Kim saves Rufus.)
Kim: Gotcha!...........Where's Sensei?
They hand there looking around.)
Ron: Gone.
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry....
(Sensei then appears flying in his mystical bubble.)
Sensei: It is good to see that you are all safe.
Kim: What? How?
Ron: Oh right! I forgot! Sensei can do that mystical floaty thing.
(Sensei then starts flying around acrobatically. )
Ron: Okay, now he's just showin' off.

( Ron, Kim, Yori, and Sensei are climbing back up some stairs to where Monkey Fist is being held.)
Ron: So, you want to tell me again exactly why we're going back?
Kim: Because it is the right thing to do.
Sensei: A weed that never grows does not need to be cut down.
Ron: Uh-huh....Yeah. That's a good gardening tip. So why are we doing this again?
Yori: What Sensei is saying is that even though Monkey Fist is bad, he has not done us wrong this day. It is our honor to save him.
Ron: Oh, we're rescuing the bad guy!
Kim: Yeah, but it sounds better the way he says it.

(Inside the building where Monkey Fist is being held.)
Monkey Fist: What is it you want?
Ape: It's simple. I....want .....
Kim: Let him go.
(Ron jumps out in front and makes a bunch of noise while posturing.)
Ron: Yeah, that's right! We're back! And we're saving the monkey!
Rufus: Boo-yah!
Ape: Get them!
(The apes attack and battle ensues. The masked ape grabs Monkey Fist)
Monkey Fist: Heh? Uh! Ah! Let go!
(Ron, Sensei, and Rufus take down one ape. Kim and Yori battle the other. As Kim and Yori rush by Ron, he sees the other ape coming towards him.)
Ron: Ahhh! Ahhh! KP!
Kim: (to Yori) How about a lift?
Yori: It would be my honor.
(Kim and Yori team together to take down the other ape.)
Ron: Ahhh!
(The masked ape takes off her mask to reveal her face.)
Monkey Fist: Ahhhh! Nooooo!!
Kim: DNAmy?
Ron: This goes beyond sick and wrong. Its wrong-sick!
Amy: See, sweetums? Just like I gave you monkey hands and feet, I gave myself gorilla arms and feet. All for you! Monkey pudding and pie!
Ron: Dude, I think you're on a date.
Monkey Fist: That's impossible! It was purely a professional relationship!
Amy: Oooh! ( hugs Monkey Fist) You keep saying that, but I know you don't mean it! Oh come here!
Monkey Fist: No! Get back! Stay away!
Amy: No fair hiding! You're my newest little cuddle buddy! Oh, come here! Let me!.....
(Monkey Fist runs away with DNAmy chasing him.)
Kim: Wrong-sick.
Ron: That's what I'm saying.

(At the entrance to the lair at the rope bridge.)
Yori: Stoppable-san! Again, you have proven your bravery.
Sensei: Thanks to you and Kim Possible, I may return to the Yamanouchi School.
Kim: Sorry if I harshed on you earlier. So, what exactly is the sitch between you and Stoppable-san?
Yori: A bond of honor.
Kim: Yeah, great. But I......
(Yori kisses Ron on the cheek.)
Yori: Stoppable-san, until the day we again meet.
Ron: He-he-he-he....... yeah. That was, um, Japanese for good bye.
Yori:(laughs) Oh Stoppable-san! You and your American-style of misunderstanding of girls.
( A Yamanouchi helicopter descends to take Sensei and Yori home.)
Sensei: Now it is time for us to go.
Rufus: Bye bye
Ron: Wait ... so Yori liked-me liked me?
Kim: You really don't understand girls, do you?
Ron: No I don't! I mean why can't girls make it more obvious? She was being all ninja about us! How am I supposed to know what's going on?
Kim: Well, you got me.
Ron: Why can't the ladies just say how they feel?
(Monkey Fist appears at the doorway, chased by DNAmy.)
Amy: Come on, cuddle monkey! You can't run from mumsey for ever! Ah hoo! Ah hoo!
Monkey Fist: Ah Haa! Haa! Haaaaaaa!
(DNamy chases Monkey Fist over the rope bridge.)
Kim: Let's go home.
Ron: Right, but how?
Kim: Come on.
Ron: Yeah, it'll be my honor to walk.