Transcripts - Mad Dogs and Aliens
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Transcripts - Mad Dogs and Aliens

 

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Episode Mad Dogs and Aliens
Language English
Type Closed Captioning
Date Written October 21, 2007
Author Cloud23465
Author Comments Not Available
Wordcount 4831
 

  Transcript

(Cheerleading practice is going on and the girls are in the middle of a routine when the lights are shut off and a spot light is put on Ron.)
Ron: And now, a moment of silence.
(In the dark, the cheerleaders' pyramid collapses.)
Cheerleaders: Ahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ouch....
Ron: I said silence, people! We are all about to witness a historic moment.
(Bonnie turns the lights back on.)
Bonnie: You mean the moment when you get squad slapped into next week?
Ron: Oh, it's the playful comradery that I'll miss the most.
Kim: Um, Ron?
Ron: Face it, KP. I can't be the team mascot if I'm on the team. And so, it is with a heavy heart that we must retire the Middleton Mad Dog.
Rufus: *Sob*
Ron: Anyone like to say a few words?
(The cheerleaders have left the gym except for Bonnie.)
Bonnie: How about good riddance?
Kim: Ron's Mad Dog was a hit with the crowd and ummmm..... his mouth foaming antics are sure to be missed.
Ron: End of an era!........ Thank you, Kim.
Kim: You know, Bonnie. You could show a smidge of sympathy.
Bonnie: Loser dog's leaving? Oh, what ever shall we do? Well now, I've got an idea.

Jim, Tim: Hick-a-bicka-bow-wow.
(The scene shifts to the football field where the tweebs are practicing to be Mad Dog mascots.)
Ron: Jim and Tim?!
Bonnie: All that youthful energy? They'll be just perfect! Don't you think?
(Kim just gapes at them. Ron faints.)

(Intro Credits.)

Frugal Lucre: So anyway, I was in line behind big Tony, you know with the glandular problem? And he takes two puddings! Two! And the guard didn't even bust him for it! I tell ya, the money this prison wastes, it's criminal! Oh, hey! King me. So anyway........
Drakken: Do you mind? Your incessant prattle is throwing my game. Imagine an evil genius of my magnitude forced to squander his days playing checkers with the best and brightest of cell block D!
Frugal Lucre: Ooooohh! Somebody's on fire!
Drakken: Pyro Pete freaking out again?
Frugal Lucre: No, I think you're going to win.
Drakken: I am? Ha! I am! Ha! Finally! One more move and.... what!
(The walls shake and the roof cracks open. A prison break is in progress.)
Drakken: I wonder who's breaking Shego out this time?
Prisoner: There's a green lady out there! She's looking for you!
Drakken: (gasps) Shego! About time!
(Drakken tried to win his checker game, but a hole is ripped out of the ceiling and a green light pulls Drakken into the sky, before he can make the winning move.)
Drakken: Ahhhhhh!
Frugal Lucre: Hey, who's up for some checkers?

(Kim and Ron are at Bueno Nacho.)
Kim: You know I was skeptical at first. But I think Jim and Tim are doing a great job as the new mascots.
Ron: Yeah, great job making like fools!
Kim: Ron... did you ever look at yourself in the Mad Dog mirror?
Ron: Yeah, but two mascots? It's not working, people. Mad puppies? Cheap gimmick!
Kim: This from the mouth foam pioneer?
Ron: Exactly. The foaming at the mouth was the kind of genius that reaches out and touches the audience, and gets them foamy.
Kim: Riiiiiight. (Kimmunicator beeps) Hey, Wade!
Wade: Well Kim, it's happened. Someone finally busted out Drakken.
Ron: Awwww, man!
Wade: Details are sketchy. But witnesses reported a green woman using energy blasts.
Kim: Shego? Natch! And you tracked them?
Wade: Nothing on Drakken! But Shego's credit cards are getting a work out.
Ron: Shego has credit cards?
Wade: And a surprisingly good credit score for a villain.
Kim: Strange.... you'd think after the prison break she'd be keeping it low pro.
Wade: Or......taking a little time off. Say.....at an exclusive spa in Greece.

(Kim and Ron are in Greece, hunting down Shego at an exclusive spa)
Ron: Save the world, unwind with nacos and a movie. Bust a villain out of prison, it's the hoity toity express to super spa-ville.
Kim: Saving the world has other perks too.
Ron: Such as?
Kim: cuter boyfriends.
Ron: Heh....oh....... (giggles).....a booya.
(Shego's Masseuse, Midas, throws a rock at Ron.)
Kim: Ron!
(She knocks Ron out of the way.)
Ron: Ahhhhhhhh!
Shego: I'm on vacation! And I'm trying to relax! Toss em' another one. Go ahead.
(Midas throws another rock at Ron and Kim.)
Ron: Hey! He threw another rock at us! Ow! A hot rock! He threw a hot rock at us!
Shego: Hooooo......! This is relaxing.
Kim: Vacation's over, Shego!
(Shego stares angrily at Kim.)
Shego: That'll be all Midas. (Turn to Kim.)Do you know how hard it is to get an appointment with him?
(Shego throws a rock at Kim.)
Kim: Maybe you should have thought of that before you sprung Drakken.
(Kim blocks the rock and throws a disk at Shego, which she obliterates with plasma.)
Shego: Who do you think I am vacationing from?
Ron: Uhh! Ah! Okay I got!... ohhhh......failure has never sounded so soothing.
Kim: How about a facial?
(Kim throws some green mud into Shego's face.)
Shego: Gah!
(Shego charges Kim and they start fighting. They knock a rolling table into Ron and he starts rolling away on it.)
Ron: Whoa! Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ok, I can't see! I can't.... oh wait a second....... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
(Ron ends up in a steam room with a bunch of old guys.)
Ron: Heh...heh.....
(Kim and Shego are still fighting and end up in a mud pit.)
Kim: Last time! Where's Drakken?
Shego: What am I? His secretary?
Kim: No! His sidekick!
Shego: Not since prison!
Kim: You mean last night's visit to cell block D?
(Back at the steam room, Ron grabbed a towel and relaxes with the old guys in the steam bath.)
Ron: See, it's the Mad Dog, ‘Thu'..... Mad Dog. Singular, not two! So puppies which is plural doesn't work. No way! No how!
Old Guy: It's a gimmick.
Ron: Yes! Exactly! It's a gim... that's what I said! Now the mouth foam on the other hand.......
(Shego and Kim bust in the room and all the old guys run out. Thye get up and stop fighting for a moment.)
Shego: Ok, I've got a salt flow in five, so listen to my words....I'm not helping Drakken! And I don't know who is! Me? Va-ca-tion!.......
Ron: But...
Shego: VACATION!!!!!!
(She kicks the water pail into the rocks and the place is filled with steam. Shego leaves.)
Old Guy: Well, I'm convinced.
Kim: But if it wasn't Shego, then...
Kim, Ron: Who busted out Drakken?

(On a space ship in outer space.)
Warmonga: For the last time, you must answer Warmonga. Are you the Great Blue?
Drakken: Nice....green......lady. (Chuckles nervously)
Warmonga: Warmonga intercepted your transmission.
Drakken: Wha... Wha... what transmission? What are you talking about?
(A monitor screen starts to play Drakken's shampoo commercial.)
Drakken commerical:......freaky shampoo! Lather, Rinse, and Obey! It's time to wash your hair today. You may think I'm a villain. You aren't just chillin. Come on let me hear you say.... Lather, Rinse, and Obey! I'm a playa just playing his play! My product's in a rap song! Time to get your wash on! With Dr. D's brain washing shampoo, and cranium rinse. For shizy, it's off the heezy.
Drakken: Oh that....ugh! Don't remind me.
Warmonga: I am Warmonga of the Lowardians.
Drakken: Yesss........
Warmonga: Lowardian prophecy foretells of the Great Blue. He who will reach out to our kind from beyond the stars.
Drakken: Yeah....well, good luck with that. Ummmm, if you could just drop me off at the next town, heh......or whatever's convenient......heh......heh....
Warmonga: So it is not you. You are not the Great Blue to whom Warmonga should pledge her loyalty.......
Drakken: Well...........
Warmonga: .....And promise her vast array of technology and weaponry.
Drakken: Weapons?
Warmonga: The Great Blue who will lead our mighty military in glorious intergalactic conquest!
Drakken: Glory? Oh, that Great Blue? Yes, that's me! I, Dr. Drakken, am the great blue!
Warmonga: Oh! Joyous day! Warmonga knew it! Oh-ho Warmonga just knew it! Ah! Hahaha....Ah! Hahaha!.....
(Warmoga hugs Drakken and kisses his cheek. She squeezes so hard he faints and falls to the floor.)

(The Possibles' front yard. Jim and Tim are outside practicing when Ron blows a whistle.)
Jim, Tim: Huh?
Ron: Mad Dog Mascot 101 is now in session! Fall in, soldiers! Dooooog soldiers!
Jim, Tim: (Looking at each other) Hmmmm?
Ron: Come on! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
Tim: Ron?.....
Ron: Rookie! Did I give permission to speak?
Jim: Permission to speak?
Ron: Denied! You think you got what it takes to be Middleton mascots? Well, we'll just see about that!
Jim: We were thinking about calling ourselves the "Pep Puppies" and.........
Ron: Ah-ha! No! No puppies! There's only one Mad Dog!' Thu'.... Mad Dog!
Tim: But...
(Ron sticks a doggie treat in Tim's mouth.)
Jim: But...
(Ron sticks a doggie treat in Jim's mouth.)
Ron: I will teach you the mastery of mad dog mascotery. But first you have to fit my mold.
Jim: Suuuuure..........
Tim: No problem, Mad Dog....
Ron: That's the ‘tude! Heh heh! You know and work on those twitchy eyes while you're at it boys.

( Drakken's ruined lair.)
Warmonga: Oh! So this is the legendary lair of the Great Blue. (Gasps) It is just how Warmonga always imagined it. Such good taste.
Drakken: Be it ever so humble.
(A water pipe suddenly bursts open and douses Drakken.)
Drakken: Ackk!......
Warmonga: Warmonga!
(Warmonga throws Drakken behind her and pushes against the water stream. She seals the pipe shut with her bare hands.)
Drakken: (buried into the rosk wall Warnoga had thrown him into.) Uh....uh....uh.....Uh...uh.....uh..
Warmonga: Warmonga can bench 1,300 qualocks.
Drakken: That many?
(Warmonga leans against a beam and accidently causes the lair to collapse.)
Warmonga: Oh Frackle!
(The lair totally collapses.)
Drakken: My... my lair!
Warmonga: If it pleases the Great Blue, Warmonga could assemble a new lair.
Drakken: You can't just throw up a lair.......
(Drakken is astounded as the new lair begins to assemble itself.)
Drakken: ........in a day? Alien tech rules!
(Warmonga reaches over to hug Drakken,)
Drakken: No hugs!

(Kim walks out the front door and finds Ron quietly sitting on the step.)
Kim: What's wrong there, big dog?
(Ron puts out a finger and touches the containment field the tweebs had put him in, lighting it up visibly.)
Kim: (looking angrily at the tweebs) Hey! No putting people in containment fields! Remember?
(Jim turns off the containment field.)
Jim: Not our fault.
Tim: It's just that Ron's really…
Jim: Buggin'.
Kim: Ron, were you buggin'?
Ron: Look, we can't undo the past, people!
Kim: Whatever! Listen. Wade ran a search on all known green females on earth and he came up with Shego and the spokeswoman for the asparagus advisory counsel. And they both have alibis. You're still dwelling, aren't you?
Ron: "Pep Puppies"? That trash has to be put out!
Jim: Trash?!
Tim: We'll see about that!
(Jim and Tim leave.)
Kim: Ron, maybe you're taking this whole mascot thing a little too...
Ron: Lightly?
Kim: Personally.
Ron: It is personal, Kim! This is my legacy. I mean the Pep Puppies are going to be a laughing stock!
Kim: You couldn't really see out of the big Mad Dog head so much, could ya?

(Drakken's new lair.)
Drakken: New toys! Gravy! Ummmm, War....Warmonga? Heh....what are....these....things.....exactly?
Warmonga: Standard issue world domination munitions. Annihilatron, tremorator, neural tonic disabler.....
Drakken: Ohhhhhh! Santa would never bring me one of those.
Warmonga: Oh Frackle! Warmonga forgot one. This one depletes a planet of oxygenated atmosphere. Has Warmonga pleased the Great Blue?
Shego: Great Blue?....
Drakken: (gasps)
Shego: I mean, I'll give you blue, but great? Uhhh... not so much!
(Warmonga walks up to Shego and towers over her.)
Shego: Whoa! Some one's been drinking their milk!
Drakken: Warmonga, this is Shego! The sidekick who didn't break me out of prison!
Warmonga: Sidekick? Oh, so you too pledged your being to the Great Blue?
Shego: Uh-huh...uh-huh... seriously, what planet are you from?
Warmonga: Warmonga hails from Lowardia! Victor in the battle of the 13 moons of Jingos!
Shego: Super!........ you know how to pick 'em, Doc. Though I do like what she's done with the place.
Drakken: Warmonga, show her the door!
Warmonga: Ummmm, yeah! If you guide your vision to the left of our aft reactor core, you can see our primary entrance.
Drakken: No, Warmonga! I meant have her exit through the door.
Warmonga: Oh....
(Warmonga picks Shego up and throws her through the door, putting a big hole in it.)
Shego: Hey! Ugh!
Drakken: Yes, well.... I did not mean literally through the actual door, but....
(Shego bounds back into the room, mad.)
Shego: Grrrrrrr! Alright! I'm game! Let's play!
(Shego and Warmonga battle and Shego knocks Warmonga into a monitor screen.)
Drakken: Ahhhh!... this is why we can't have nice things.....
(Warmonga comes bouncing out onto the floor again and charges Shego.)
Warmonga: Warmonga!!!!
(Warmonga and Shego continue to battle but Warmonga gets the upper hand and throws Shego across the room into the same monitor screen through which Warmonga had first been thrown.)
Drakken: (gasps happily)
Shego: No, you didn't!.........Ohhhh!.......
(Shego passes out.)
Drakken: With your alien might at my disposal, I will truly be invincible!
(Warmonga gathers Shego up and carries her to Drakken.)
Warmonga: Should Warmonga show her the door?
Drakken: No! I want her to see me do the one thing she never could!
Warmonga: The Great Blue can do anything!
Drakken: Yes! Once and for all I will eradicate my long time teen nemesis, Kim Possible!........ She is still a teen, right? I lost track of time in the hoosegow.

(A Middleton High football game. The Cheer squad is performing the routine seen at the beginning.)
Cheer Squad all at once: M.---I.D.----D.L.E.T.O.N Go Middleton!
(The football team runs out onto the field. Kim blows a kiss to Ron. Then he sees the tweebs in their mascot costumes. They blow raspberries at him)
Ron: Pep Puppi-----Ugh!
(Ron runs into the goal post.)
Kim: Ooooh!
(The Kimmunicator beeps)
Kim: Kind of a bad time, Wade.
Wade: Sorry! We got a hit on the site!
Kim: Urgent?
Wade: Drakken!
Kim: On the move?
Wade: On the site! I'll patch you the feed.
Drakken: Hello, Kim Possible! Perhaps you recognize the nemesis you left to rot in prison? Dr. Drakken? Cell Block D? Home of the annoying cell mates!
Shego: (From off screen) Digressing!
Drakken: Shut it, Shego! You're here merely to witness and weep!
Shego: Uggghhh! What? You mean you really aren't gonna interrupt?
Warmonga: We do not interrupt the Great Blue!
Shego: (in alien shackles) Sure we do! We're the evil sidekick! We're all about the interrupting! Isn't that right, Dr. D?
Drakken: AHHH! Zip it!.......Now where was I? Evil genius... in prison... rotting... Yes! The rotting!
Shego: (to Warmonga) See? See? See what does... now you... now you do one.....you do one....
Warmonga: Never!
Drakken: My new doomsday device will steal all the oxygen from the earth's atmosphere! And there's nothing you can do to stop me in........(looks at his timer which has not started)......t-minus 60 minutes and..........g rrrrr! And counting! Any minute now!
(Drakken starts beating on the timer, trying to get it to start.)
Shego: Oh, come on! You're not letting that one go? Hello!? This is mocking gold! Awwwwww!
Warmonga: Warmonga will not mock the Great Blue!
(Drakken finally gets the timer started.)
Drakken: I got it!
Shego: Now, see that? You missed your mock window!
Kim: Clearly, he's rusty.
Wade: Not even hiding his location! Kim, it's obviously a trap!
Kim: Yeah....well if Drakken wants his chance at revenge, he's going to get it! And a one way ticket back to cell block D!
(All the cheerleaders give Kim an angry look.)

(Ron catches a pass as the Pep Puppies go into a routine.)
Ron: Stinking Pep Puppies!......
(Not watching the opposing team, Ron gets tackled hard.)
Ron: Owwwwwwwwww!.......Time out!.......
(Rin goes to the sideline and meets Kim there. He gasps for air for a moment.)
Kim: Gotta jet. Drakken.
Ron: In the middle of the game? Man, now he's just rude!
Kim: I can handle this one.
Ron: Really? Okay...... But you know it's not the same without you here cheering.
Kim: You've got the Pep Puppies.
Ron: Ugh! Please! You know what the worst thing is about those puppies?
Kim: That they're actually pretty good? And you're jellin?
Ron: Stop that.
Kim: What?
Ron: The truth thing!
Kim: Ron! You've moved on......to the field. Now they're cheering for you. You should be happy.
Wade: (interrupting Kim and Ron from kissing) Boop-boop-ba-da!
Ron: Wade!
Wade: Hey, guys!
(Wade is carrying a small briefcase. It opens up and Kim pulls out the battle suit.)
Ron: Dude! You fixed the battle suit?!
Wade: Not just fixed. Iimproved! Check the new stealth mode.
(Wade punches a button on the belt and the battle suit disappears.)
Kim: Sweet!

(Draken's Lair)
Drakken: Unnnnhhhhhh! What's keeping her? I want my victory!
Shego: Like, you could even handle Kimmy without me.
Drakken: Ooooooooo! I think somebody's jealous!
Shego: Hey, I'm just sticking around to see the cheerleader kick your great blue....
Drakken: Shego! It's not going to happen! Because Kim Possible will never be expecting my secret weapon!
Kim: (Suddenly becoming visible) Oh? And what secret weapon is that?
Drakken: Ahhhhgh! How did you!?....... Where did you come from!?.....
Kim: You've got your secrets. I've got mine.
(Warmonga approaches from behind, Kim turns and sees her.)
Kim: Huh? You're not Shego!
Shego: Ya think?.......
Kim: You're so...so.....uh...
Drakken: Kim Possible! Meet my new interstellar sidekick, Warmonga!
Kim: As in alien?
(Warmonga Knocks Kim to the other side of the room right beside Shego.)
Shego: Ten four on that.
Kim: (Slowly getting up) I thought you were on vacation!
Shego: I wouldn't call this ‘on the clock'.
(Warmonga attacks again, and Kim jumps out fo the way t avoid the blast.)
Warmonga: You will bow to the great blue or suffer the wrath of Warmonga!
(Warmonga fires her blaster at Kim and she continues to jump out of the way.)
Kim: They play catch on your planet?
(Kim catches one of Warmonga's blasts in her hand scoop and throws it back at Warmonga, knocking her back into another large monitor screen. Warmonga gets back up, angry.)
Warmonga: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Drakken: Too bad! So sad, Kim Possible! Now I can do anything!
Kim: Except stay out of jail!
Warmonga: It was you who imprisoned the Great Blue!
(Warmonga breaks out her expandible staff and attacks.)
Warmonga: Warmongaaaaaaa!......
(Warmonga attacks Kim, who uses her force field in defense. Using her energy staff, Warmonga breaks the force field and knocks Kim to the ground, hard.)
Kim: Ohhh!
Drakken: Ahh! See Shego? Warmonga is better than you!
Shego: (very angry) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
(Shego ignites her green plasma in her hands. Kim groans, almost unconscious on the floor with Warmonga standing over her.))
Warmonga: Warmonga strikes this blow in the name of the Great Blue!..........
( A bolt of green plasma hits Warmonga and blasts her away from Kim. Shego throws off the remains of the alien shackles she just burned through with her green plasma, then burns off the shackles on her legs.)
Shego: Grrrrr! Oh no, you don't!
Drakken: Shego! What are you doing!? I am about to snatch victory!
Shego: I am not going to let this....she-thing waltz in and destroy Kimmy! That's my job! You hear me? Gah!......
(Warmonga retaliates and hits Shego. They start to battle.)
Shego: This alien would follow a blue sock puppet if it said it was the Great!.......
(Warmonga grabs Shego and throws her into the ceiling, cracking it.)
Shego: Gaahhhhhh!.....(Shego falls to the floor) Ahhhhhhhhhh!.........

(The timer at the football game is running down as Ron makes a catch. He suddenly stops to observe the Pep Puppies perform their routine.)
Jim, Tim: Ron! (Pointing out the defensive players trying to chase him down.)
Ron: Ohhhh! The running! Whoaoo!
(The whistle blows as Ron scores to win the game. The fans come out to cheer Ron and lift him up on their shoulders. Wade is there and talks to Ron as he is put back down.)
Wade: Ron! I just got a call on the Kimmunicator.
Ron: Is Kim okay?
Wade: It wasn't Kim!

(Drakken's lair. Warmonga grabs her staff and prepares to strike Kim down again.)
Warmonga: Warmonga strikes this blow in the name of....
Kim: Now you see her! Now you don't!
( Kim goes invisible with stealth mode.)
Warmonga: Hey! Wow!..... Huh? Ugh....
(Kim knocks Warmonga out with her own staff as the doomsday device counter reaches zero.)
Drakken: Ha! I hope you can hold your breath for a really, really long time!
(The doomsday device begins to suck the oxygen out of the atmosphere. Warmonga gets back up and puts herself in between Kim and the machine. Kim charges with Warmonga's staff. She uses the staff to vault up into the air and sails over Warmonga, throwing the staff into the doomsday device and destroying it. The resulting explosion begins to destroy the lair as well, causing more explosions to happen. The lair folds back up into the shape it from which it originally came, leaving only Drakken's original ruined lair.)
Drakken: No! Not again! You can't possibly be all that, Kim Possible! You're not! You're not! You're noooooottttttt!....... Fine! Heh, heh! Destroy my lair! Ruin my scheme. But I still have my loyal alien!
(A blue Pep Puppy suddenly appears on a remaining television monitor.)
Blue Puppy: Hello? Hello? *Ahem*... I seek the one named Warmonga!
Warmonga: Huh???
Blue Puppy: Meet me on....um... Pluto. I am the Great Blue. Repeat, I am the Great Blue.
Warmonga: But, if he's the Great Blue then...(gasp)
(Warmonga turns on Drakken angrily)
Warmonga: You lied to Warmonga!
Drakken: It's cool! It's cool! Hey! Come on! Chill out! I'm blue! Ah ha! I'm great! I'm........No!......
(Warmonga grabs Drakken and launches him through the roof of the lair and into the higher atmosphere.)
Drakken: Warmongaaaaaaaaaa!...............
(Warmonga ignores Kim and stomps off to her spaceship and flies away.)
Jim, Tim, Ron: (appearing back on the television monitor.) Booya!
Kim: Spankin! But how did you guys know?
Shego: Lose something?
(Shego tosses something to Kim, which she catches.)
Kim: The Kimmunicator? Shego? You clued Ron into the puppet plan? Nice!
Shego: Don't get too chummy there, cupcake! I just want to get back to the spa. Midas has the...uh... golden touch. But next time, you're mine.
Kim: We'll see about that.

(Back at the football field for practice. The Pep Puppies are practicing their routines. Ron approaches them.)
Ron: You know, I really think the Pep Puppies are coming into their own.
Jim: You mean it?
Ron: Yeah. In fact, I wanted you guys to have something.
(Ron hands the tweebs a cannister.)
Tim: Your mouth foam?
Jim: Really?!
Ron: Yeah, you know.......if you really wanted to use it.
Jim: People have been asking for it.
(Ron gives the cannister to the tweebs as Kim comes up and takes his hand.)
Kim: I think someone owes me a diversion, of the dating kind?
Ron: Nacos and a movie?
Rufus: Mmm-huh! Yum!
Kim: Sounds out of this world.

(End Credits)

(at Cell Block ‘D')
Motor Ed: When I say this ride rocked, I mean it rocked heavy metal! Seriously! No, but dude we're talking vee eight engine, dual overhead cam shafts, three hundred eighty five horse power under the hood! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa–Yaaa! Heh, Heh! You know what I am saying?
Frugal Lucre: No! I have no idea what you're saying! You just go on and on and on and on and on about things that nobody even cares about!
Motor Ed: Dude, you're hashing my prison mellow here! Seriously!
Frugal Lucre: And would you stop saying that word! Ack! Totally clueless! Seriously!