Transcripts - Big Bother
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Transcripts - Big Bother

 

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Episode Big Bother
Language English
Type Closed Captioning
Date Written October 22, 2007
Author WallaceB, Campy
Author Comments Not Available
Wordcount 3620
 

  Transcript

(School sign: If you lived here you'd be home schooled by now)
Barkin: Okay listen up, people. Today in health class we begin an important lesson in responsibility.
Ron: A sack of flour?
Barkin: A bundle of joy.
Ron: Right, joy. What?
Girl: Yes, it’s the baby lesson.
Ron: The what, what?
Girl: You have to treat the sack like it's a new born infant. It’s way cool.
Ron: Okay, what does schlepping a bag of flour around have to do with health?
Barkin: Well, for starters, Stoppable, if anything happens to your bag it would be unhealthy for your grade.
Ron: Uh-huh.
Barkin: For the next week you will be tasked with this ten pound sack of stone-ground Minnesota wheat. Treat it like your own flesh and blood.
Ron: Ywhy don’t they use, like, y'know, rump roast? Wouldn’t that be more authentically fleshy?
Girl: Eww, gross. Maybe you need to visualize. (Draws face)
Barkin: You will see to your crushing parenting burden with patience, tenderness, and love.
Ron: Oh, yeah, how do you love a -- She has my eyes.

Ron: Kim, I know I’m biased, but isn’t she beautiful?
Kim: Oh, the flour assignment, Aren’t you a little old for the flour assignment?
Ron: Ah! Bonding time, Kim. Don’t diss me in front of little Sacky.
Kim: Sacky?
Rufus: Hmm, yum.
Ron: Whoa, hey, hey, did you disinfect? 'K, for the next seven days, Sacky is my number one priority.
Rufus: Oh, stupid Sacky.

Kim: Okay, now you've seriously taken the deep leap. You turned your bedroom into a nursery? Wait… when did you turn your bedroom into a nursery?
Ron: I didn’t. Wait, why is my room a nursery?
Mr. Stoppable: Because Ronald, son, our family has adopted a precious little girl.
Ron: We… you… I… wait… why didn’t you tell me?!
Mr. Stoppable: This is our way of telling you.
Mrs. Stoppable: Ronnie, meet your new baby sister, Hana Stoppable.
(Sacky goes poof)

(Theme)

Ron: My own parents, banishing me to the attic!
Kim: Well, they couldn’t put the baby up here.
Ron: Oh, you must be referring to the intruder.
Kim: Come on, you've always complained about being an only child. You were even jealous of the tweebs, Ron. The tweebs. And now, you’re a big brother.
Ron: Don’t remind me. Just glad that I can count on you and Rufus to stand beside me throughout this ordeal. Um, Rufus?
Rufus: Peek-a-boo.
Hana: (Giggles)
Kim: Face it Ron, you freak fully over change. But you’ll adapt.
Ron: I don’t and I won’t!
Kim: (Kimmunicator) Will, and once that fraternal instinct kicks in, you’ll love her, trust me. What’s the sitch, Wade?
Wade: Got a hit on the site from the Yamanouchi School in Japan.
Ron: Yamanouchi? Yori?
Wade: Yeah, she said she needs Stoppable-san right away.
Ron: Wade, you better fill in some blanks, pronto.
Wade: To help her, both of you. Including Kim, who she asked about ... fondly.
Ron: (Whistle) Nice save.
Kim: I don’t know, Ron-san’s got his own sitch right now.
Ron: So many sitches, so little time.

Barkin: Stoppable, how many times do I have to say it? Home time is my time, doubly so at bath time.
Ron: Mr. Barkin, please, you have to give me another flour baby.
Barkin: You blew the assignment already?! It’s only been two hours.
Kim: To be fair, it wasn’t entirely Ron’s fault. There were, ah ... extenuating circumstances.
Rufus: Uh-ho, no, no.
Ron: The intruder sacked Sacky.
Barkin: I don’t know what that means, but here, I’m running out of hot water.
Ron: You won’t regret it, sir, I will take great care of Sacky II.
Kim: Sacky II?
Ron: It’s Roman numerals, KP. It adds the aristocratic touch.
(Sacky II goes poof)

Ron: It all happened so fast.
Kim: I know, but one smile from Hana and you’ll--
Ron: Oh, not her! I’m missing Sacky II.
Kim: Enough with the roman numerals. Besides, you only had Sacky two for like two seconds.
Ron: Have you a heart of stone, woman?
Kim: Right ... So, new subject. How do you plan to break the news to Yori that we’re a thing now?
Ron: Thing ... you mean a couple?
Kim: Aye aye.
Ron: I’m sure that she’s gotten over me, I mean to the degree that any girl can.
Kim: Mmmmm.
Ron: Uh, right. Full disclosure, got it.

Yori: It is a great relief to see you, Stoppable-san.
Ron: Always good to see you, Yori.
Kim: (Clears throat)
Ron: I mean, we can see each other as long as it's clear that we're not seeing each other.
Yori: I don’t know what that means. But I'm still glad you're here. Lord Monkey Fist and his monkey ninjas struck again last night.
Ron: Yeah, um why does Monkey Fist always have to use monkey ninjas? Bunny ninjas would be a nice change of pace. Whaei!
Kim: So this is a real mission?
Yori: Same Stoppable-san, with his inappropriate clownish streak.
Kim: He-he, yeah.
Yori: A scroll containing a prophecy of a powerful mystic weapon was in this place. Only Sensei knows the weapon’s secrets and location. But he is away and cannot be reached. If Monkey Fist gains the weapon.
Kim: Don’t worry, Yori, we’ll have your scroll out of that monkey’s fists in no time.

Monkey Fist: Cryptic, and encrypted. The nature of the weapon is uncertain. But the scroll’s first section directs us here ... (Strikes scroll on marker, shrine rises from sand) ... to the yellow shrine of Napata. Follow me. There, the first key to the secrets of the weapon. Get it!
Monkey ninjas(Hooting)
Monkey Fist: Must I do everything myself? Excellent, the location of the second key. And a clue to the very nature of the weapon.
Kim: Really? You could use a clue.
Monkey Fist: Oh look, the cheer squad.
Yori: Stoppable-san, we must get that key.
Ron: Don’t worry Yori, you can count on me.
Kim: She can count on you, Ron, but not for everything, right?
Yori: What are you saying?
Kim: Ron, maybe you should tell Yori the big news.
Ron: What? Oh, you mean the intruder.
Kim: Not that news.
Ron: Oh right, Okay sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. So, see, I got this new assignment in health class--
Kim: Ron!
Ron: Okay! Okay! Yori, the thing is, Kim and I, we're not just friends anymore. We’re kind of well, dating.
Yori: I see.
Ron: Totally didn’t mean to break your heart or anything.
Yori: I believe my heart is intact.
Ron: It is? Does everyone have a heart of stone these days?
Yori: Sensei teaches that change is a part of life, and leads to growth, wisdom and happiness.
Ron: Yeah who doesn’t love change? But, you can admit to a little emotion sickness if you want.
Kim: Ron, she said she’s okay with it.
Monkey Fist: So the drama. I’d love to stay and see who winds up with whom, but I really have to run. Ta-ta.
Yori: This is unfortunate.

Kim: Morning, Mom.
Mrs. Dr. P: Kimmie, have you seen the pancake mix?
Kim: You’re making pancakes?
Mrs. Dr. P: I’m feeling retro today. Eh, guess I’ll have to start from scratch.
Kim: Wow, that is retro.
Ron: Morning, Mrs. Dr. P.
Mrs. Dr. P: Making pancakes Ron.
Ron: Cool, retro.
Kim: How’d you ever convince Barkin to give you a third chance?
Ron: I’m not a proud man, Kim. But listen, mucho serious development.
Kim: Monkey Fist?
Ron: Ah! No, the intruder. This morning the little creature spit up in my backpack! No one spits up in my backpack except Rufus ... and occasionally me. So now there’s what, like 18 more years of this torture?
Kim: Ron, I don’t think she’ll still be spitting up when she’s 18.
Ron: Well, that makes one of us. Why can’t the intruder be more like Sacky III?
Kim: You mean Sacky three?
Mrs. Dr. P: Here you go, kids. From scratch.
Ron: Sacky three!
Rufus: Yum!
Ron: Rufus, no! Hmm, Okay, y'know, it’s okay. I think this is how Sacky would have wanted it. Got any bacon?

Monkey Fist: The first clue: "Achieving the weapon is your good fortune." Now what does that mean? Look out! (Jeep crashes) That’s what I get for letting the monkey drive.

Ron: Looks like Wade was right, this is it.
Yori: What if Monkey Fist has already come and gone with the blue key?
Kim: One way to find out.

Monkey Fist: The scroll warns that as the yellow shrine was guarded by sand, the blue shrine is guarded by stone. So why risk myself and my monkeys when I can get Team Possible to find the traps for me.

Kim: We beat Monkey Fist.
Ron: Yeah, unless ugly here already ate him. Hey, hey! Just kidding! Just kidding, you are one handsome grotesque, no intense offended. I mean ... ahh!
Monkey Fist: Now, don’t mind me, I have no intention of interrupting. Please, do carry on.

Rufus Ahhh! (Runs around and causes stone creatures to destroy each other) (Fanfare sound)
Kim: Way to go, Rufus!
Ron: Uh, a lotta help here.
Kim: Be right there.
Yori: If you would please duck, Stoppable-san, your head blocks the creature’s stress point.
Ron: Sorry. Thanks, Yori, you’re the best.
Yori: Only the red section of the scroll remains. If Monkey Fist gains the final key, the weapon is his.
Kim: I’ll have Wade start a search for the next stop on the shrine tour. Meantime, Ron and I might as well head home.

Mr. Stoppable: Ah, ha ha ha ha.
Hana: (Giggles)
Ron: Kim, where are you going? The attic is this way.
Kim: Come on, Ron, don’t you want a little peek at the cutie?
Rufus: Ah cutie.
Ron: And play right into the intruder’s plan? Thank you, no.
Kim: I’m afraid Ron isn’t coming around.
Mrs. Stoppable: Oh, Ronnie just needs a little time.
Mr. Stoppable: Now get over here for a little fawning over Hana. It’s good for the soul, you know.
Kim, Stoppables: Awww.

Ron: Oh Sacky, you’re such a cutie baby, yes, you know you are, don’t you?
Kim: See Ron, you make a great big brother. But you’d get more out of it if you were cooing over your sister instead of a bag of-- Hold on, there is no way Barkin would have ever given you Sacky V, I mean five.
Ron: Oh, well, actually this is Sacky VIII.
(Sackies go poof)
Kim: Sacky eight?! Just how many Sackies are there? (Gasps) Ron!
Ron: But, but I won’t need any of them, honest. Sacky VIII is gonna be perfectly safe in these hands.
Mr. Stoppable: Ronald, did you see the new ceiling fan I put in?
(Sacky VIII goes poof)
Ron: Sacky eight, we hardly knew ye.

Monkey Fist: The second clue: "Loving the weapon makes it unstoppable." Excellent! I love it already. Look out! (Boat crashes) That's what I get for letting the monkey drive my new boat.

Ron: Come to Papa, Sacky X.
Kim: Number ten? You know you’re gonna get so busted for this, right?
Ron: No bustage, I made sure to get the exact same brand of flour down to the expiration date. What Barkin doesn’t know et cetera, et cetera.
Kim: Who knew my BF had such a nefarious streak?
Mrs. Stoppable: I think you meant such the responsible streak, didn’t you Kimmie?
Kim: Uh, yeah, sure.
Mr. Stoppable: Great! Because our Ron Sponsible is recruited for baby sitter duty.
Ron: What? Wait! NO!
Mrs. Stoppable: Don’t worry, Ronnie, if you get in a pickle I left a parenting book in the kitchen.
Mr. Stoppable: What to Expect When You’re Panicking.
Ron: They cannot be leaving me alone with the intruder! This is not cool!
Kim: You’re not alone, I -- (Kimmunicator) Just a sec.
Wade: Hey Kim, got the location of the final shrine.
Ron: Oh great. Okay, I-I’ll meet Yori there and Kim can baby sit.
Kim: You and Yori? Um, no.
Ron: Well Rufus, I guess it’s just you and me ... and Sacky X of course.
(Sacky X goes poof)
Hana: (Giggles)

Ron: (Groans) I cannot believe I have to miss the mission because of you.
Hana: (Giggles)
Ron: Yeah, yuck it up, intruder, but you won’t be laughing after Sacky proves her superiority in the first annual ultimate infant championship. Event number one: world’s quietest baby. And the winner is, Sacky XI.
Hana: (Giggles)
(Sacky XI goes poof)
Ron: Event number two: world’s most motionless baby.
Rufus: Uh-oh, rigged.
Ron: And the winner is ... Sacky XII.
Hana: (Giggles)
(Sacky XII goes poof)
Ron: Event number three: World’s least violent baby. And the winner is --
Hana: (Giggles)
(Sacky XIII goes poof)
Ron: Hey you sure are a giggler, aren’t ya?
Rufus: Uh uh uh.
Ron: Yeah, well, y'know, even evil can be cute sometimes.

Yori: Where is Stoppable-san?
Kim: My boyfriend? I mean ... Ron’s babysitting his sister.
Yori: Then it is, how you say, girls night out?
Kim: Something like that, sure.
Yori: This time we must not become a pawn of the monkey man.
Monkey Fist: How disappointing. It’s just no fun when the good guys don’t play along. So I suppose I’ll simply have to make you play.

Monkey Fist: As the blue shrine was guarded by stone, the red shrine is guarded by lava. Ooo, sounds dangerous. Ladies first.
Kim: Always the gentleman.
Monkey Fist: You just worry about springing the traps so I can safely secure the red key. And with it, finally reveal the true nature of the secret weapon!

Ron: Okay, bath time ... worst case complications. Huh, mock me at your peril, intruder. Y'know, and that adoring gaze is not gonna change my mind. Ow! Ow! Wow, some grip you got there. You know why are people always impressed by a baby's grip anyway? Y'know, it’s not like you do anything useful with it. Ha-ha, so cute. Y'know, in a wicked kinda way.
Wade: Ron! Ron!
Ron: Wade?
Wade: I think Kim’s in trouble, her Kimmunicator called in, but all I got was this.
(Monkey noise)
Ron: Monkey Fist.
Wade: Exactly. I know you’re on baby sitter patrol, but --
Ron: But it’s time this kid found out what it means to be the sister of Ron Stoppable.
Rufus: Yeah!
Ron: Come on, Rufus, intruder, let’s go. Oh, yeah, and you too, Sacky XXII.
Rufus: Twenty-two?!
Ron: Don’t ask.

Kim: Since we’re stuck in here, we might as well try to get the red key.
Yori: The shrine safeguard will attempt to bar our way.
Kim: Then we’ll have to be smarter than both the shrine and monkey boy.
Yori: Together then. One ...
Kim: Two ...
Kim and Yori: Three!.
Yori: Hmm, this is a mild setback.
Kim: Calm in the face of danger much?
Yori: Very much like you, Kim Possible.
Kim: Uh, this is so complicated.

Monkey Fist: Oh, I’m quite relieved that they went in first.
Ron: You won’t be! Not after you face the wrath of Ron Stoppable, Rufus, and Sacky XXXVIII.
Rufus: Thirty-eight!
Hana: (Baby talk)
Monkey Fist: I don’t know what that means.
Ron: Follow the gist, monkey man.
Monkey Fist: What kind of hero brings a baby on a mission?
Ron: A baby and a bag of flour!
Monkey Fist: Ah, yes, that explains everything. Get him, get the rat, get the flour, get the baby! Throw them all into the volcano.

Kim: So Yori, are you really okay with Ron being off the market?
Yori: Off the ... market?
Kim: You know ... mine?
Yori: I believe Stoppable-san is your destiny, Kim Possible, Like change, we must always welcome destiny.
Kim: Yori, you sorta kinda rock.
Yori: Domo.

Ron: Never threaten Ron Stoppable’s sister! Heh, sister.
Monkey Fist: Oh, well played. You’ve dispatched the lackeys. But I think you’ll find their master more of a challenge. Once I have the weapon, the entire world will fall to my power. As the clue says, achieving the weapon is your good fortune.
Ron: Well, that was lucky.
Monkey Fist: My love for power will bring me invincibility, for loving the weapon makes it unstoppable.
Ron: Hey!
Monkey Fist: Uh-oh.
Ron: Owned.
Kim: Wow Ron, nice baby sitting.
Ron: Nobody talks trash to my little sister!
Kim: Nobody?
Ron: Uh, yeah, well, uh, maybe I’ve been a little ... I’m sorry about that, Hana.
Kim: Her real name? No more little intruder?
Ron: Inwooder? Who would ever consider you an intwooder?
Yori: The scroll will be returned to the Yamanouchi School, its secrets will remain safe.
Ron: I guess you’ll want the keys back too?
Yori: No, the shrines have been compromised. And I cannot think of a safer place to keep them than with Stoppable-san.
Ron: Responsibility, it’s my bag. (Falls, Sacky XXXVIII goes poof) Oh, some things just aren’t meant to be.

Jim: Trouble with the flour child?
Ron: Keep it down, okay?
Tim: We heard you bought up all the flour at Smarty Mart.
Ron: Shh! Sacky MCMXXXIIII and I are just fine. Well Mr. Barkin, the week’s up and here’s Sacky, safe and sound.
Barkin: F minus.
Ron: What?! But she’s in perfect shape!
Barkin: She’s sugar!

Mr. Stoppable: We just want to thank you and the adoption agency for helping us find Hana.
Mrs. Stoppable: She’s already brought such joy to our lives.
Mr. Stoppable: And Ronald has really taken to her.
Mrs. Stoppable: He’s turned out to be a fantastic big brother.
Sensei: I was sure young Stoppable-san would rise to the occasion. He has much to teach her. And she has much to show him as well. Much to show the world.

Ron: Who’s a boo-ba-bo-ba-do? Babies are just so cool, they just change your life.
Girl: Yeah, that’s for sure. Isn’t that so? Who loves his mommy, huh? Who loves his mommy?! Who’s a-- who’s a-- (Baby talk)
Ron: Let’s just go over to the slide now.