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    End Scenes for Pre-S4 episodes

    Just a little fun activity I thought up -

    Instead of the black screen with credits that we had for S1 - S3, what if they had done ending scenes like in S4?

    A few to start off:

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    Episode: Crush

    (Ron sits on his bed, an open phone book on his lap. He picks up his phone, finds a number, and dials.)

    Ron: Hello, Sandra? Listen, I'm looking for a date to the dance. Maybe you'd care to- Hello? Hello?

    (Ron hangs up, finds another number, and dials.)

    Ron: Hello, Samantha? You know that dance that's coming up? Well, how'd you like to go with a really swell guy? (Pause) No, I meant me. Hello? Hello?

    (Ron hangs up, finds another number, and dials.)

    Ron: Hello, Shego. Hi, yeah, I know that you're Kim's arch enemy's assistant and all, but what do you say to putting that aside and going to a school dance with me? Hello? Hello?

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    Episode: Tick-Tick-Tick

    (Kim and Ron sit at a table at Bueno Nacho. Ron has five burritos laid out in front of him.)

    Kim: Ron, don't you ever get tired of burritos?

    Ron: Kim, a burrito is never aburrido. (Ron downs one of the burritos.)

    ---

    Episode: Pain King vs. Cleopatra

    (A reporter stands outside of Pain King and Steel Toe's locker room.)

    Reporter: And so tonight, in Mayhem in Middleton, Pain King and Steel Toe will battle it out in a no-holds barred death-match. Behind me is the strictly off-limits locker area where both men are preparing for the fight. With two such terrible enemies placed in such a small place, one can only imagine the vicious, terrible scene that is taking place inside!

    (Cut to the inside of the locker room, where Pain King and Steel Toe are idly talking)

    Pain King: ...I feel that "A Midsummer Night's Dream" was the superior play.

    Steel Toe: Come on. How can you compare "Hamlet" to "A Midsummer Night's Dream"?

    Pain King: Well, "Hamlet" was fine, in a tragical sense. It was quite simply a tale of vengeance; a young man deciding how to cope with the loss of his father and how he might be properly avenged. But "A Midsummer Night's Dream" proves to be a bittersweet satire of human emotion. Shakespeare cleverly lampoons the thoughts and feelings that go through a person's mind when they fall in love. Another point that I feel makes this a superior play is that he is able to lampoon one of his own plays inside of this one. The story of "Pyramus and Thisbee" is clearly a spoof of his own "Romeo and Juliet".

    Steel Toe: Ah, but you've forgotten that that tale existed long before Shakespeare wrote that play. In fact, in originated in ancient Greece, it just so happened that Shakespeare was the first to actually transcribe it.

    Pain King: True, true.

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    Episode: Animal Attraction

    (Kim and Ron sit, watching TV)

    News Anchor: ...And in other news, it seems that there was an error while manufacturing Animology books.

    Kim and Ron (together): What?

    News Anchor: It appears that while putting the book together, some personalities were mismatched. Not all are affected though; for example: The soul mates of Teal Cats and Plaid Chameleons are not affected. Manufacturers of the book are working around the clock to correct the mistakes made. Of the information released, it is revealed that the Green Goldfish's soul mate is a Yellow Ant, the Orange Koala's mate is the Beige Seagull, and the Blue Fox's mate is the Pink Sloth. More on this story as it unfolds.

    (Kim and Ron sit in stunned silence. Finally, Ron speaks.)

    Ron: Kim?

    Kim: Yes, Ron?

    Ron: Is Plaid a color?

    ---

    Episode: Kimmitation Nation

    (Interior of Drakken's lair. Drakken is reading a magazine. Shego wanders in, looking for something.)

    Shego: Hey, Drakken, have you seen Joey?

    Drakken: Who?

    Shego: Joey, the guy from the beach.

    Drakken: Oh, him. Something came up, he had to leave.

    (Cut to a launching pad, where the muscle man is sitting inside a small rocket. The rocket warms up, and blasts off.)

    ---

    Episode: Coach Possible

    (Kim and Ron stand in front of Kim's locker. Ron is fiddling with a broom.)

    Ron: Well, KP, I hope you learned something.

    Kim: Totally. I will never become that obsessive with a sport again.

    Ron: Good.

    (Ron holds the broom like a hockey stick, and swings at a soda can on the ground, sending it across the room. Kim's eyes light up.)

    Kim: Ron, have you ever considered playing hockey?

    Ron: Well, no, but- (Realizing) Oh no! Don't even *think* about it.

    Kim(Becoming obsessed): You know, with the proper training, you could be a great hockey player!

    Ron: Kim, you promised.

    Kim: Promises, shmomises. Now, if we start now, you could be a step ahead by the time the season begins, and....

    (Kim walks Ron off, her voice trailing off into the distance)

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    Episode: Kimmitation Nation

    (Ron, Kim, and Monique sit, eating lunch.)

    Kim: So this Kim Style thing is on a rebound?

    Monique: From what I've heard, it was BN's biggest money-maker ever. The CEOs are looking to cash in on the spinoff.

    Ron: They're even talking about making a TV show about you.

    Kim: A TV show? About me? Who would watch that?

    (All three pause, then look out into the audience)

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    Carpe Navi: Because you never know when you'll get to go boating at government expense again.

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    Excellent work 'chutes! We might be able to do something about that!
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    Cool.

    Here's one that wouldn't fit as an end scene, but it popped up after I watched "Mind Games" this morning:

    (Kim-Ron, Ron-Kim, and Dobbs-Drakken sneak through the rent-a-lair compound, looking for Drakken's time-share, reading door plates.)

    Kim-Ron: Let's see.... Dr. Strangelove, Dr. Jekyll, Dr. No, Dr. Kimble, Dr. Spock, Dr. Seuss, AH! Dr. Drakken!

    Carpe Navi: Because you never know when you'll get to go boating at government expense again.

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    I can totally see most of these happening, especially the Animal Attraction one. *gets to thinking* I'll have to come up with something..
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    "Downhill":

    (Moon-lit night, snow-covered mountainside)

    Wade: Kim, I've run every kind of scan I know about, and a few more. It's time to face facts, there's no hope.

    Kim: Don't say that, Wade, there's always hope.

    Ron: (Shivering) Kim, it's ten below out here. Let's just go back to the lodge. There's hot chocolate there.

    Rufus: Brrr.

    Kim: No way, Ron. I'm not leaving her behind.

    Ron: But Kim!

    Kim: Forget it, Ron! That Super-Star Edition Pandaroo is here somewhere, and I want it. Now keep digging!

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    "Go Team Go" (I'm sure someone will come up with a better one )

    Ron: Hey K.P...

    Kim: Yeah, Ron?

    Ron: Ever worry about following in Shego's footsteps?

    Kim: What do you mean?

    Ron: Well, I mean she used to be a hero too, and you've both got the same attitudes...

    Rufus: Hero!

    Kim, irked: We so don't have the same attitudes, Ron. It's not like we're both ferociously independent, constantly risking our lives in dangerous sitches, fiercely annoyed by incompetance and skilled combatants... oh.

    Ron: I wouldn't worry about it Kim, I mean, unless someone comes up with a device that flips your light and dark sides, you've got about as much chance of becoming evil as I do.

    Other side of town:

    Hench: Start production of the Attitudinator immediately! I want enough made to sell at the convention in a few months!


    Any good? That's practically all I could come up with.
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    "The Truth Hurts":

    (Night, Kim's loft)

    Kim: (In pajamas, sitting cross-legged on bed) This ray has gotta wear off soon. C'mon, Kim, one teeny lie. Bonnie is a wonderf– sarcastic little witch. My darling little brothers are ... worse than Drakken. Augggh!

    (Lies down, yawns, closes eyes)

    Ann (on stairs): You okay, Kimmie?

    Kim: (Sleepy) Yeah, Mom.

    Ann: The truth ray wear off yet?

    Kim: (Yawn) Not yet. (Closes eyes)

    (Ann goes back downstairs, stops at bottom, turns around)

    Ann: So Kimmie, how do you really feel about Ron?

    (Crickets chirp, Kim snores)

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    Quote Originally Posted by campy View Post
    "The Truth Hurts":

    (Night, Kim's loft)

    Kim: (In pajamas, sitting cross-legged on bed) This ray has gotta wear off soon. C'mon, Kim, one teeny lie. Bonnie is a wonderf– sarcastic little witch. My darling little brothers are ... worse than Drakken. Augggh!

    (Lies down, yawns, closes eyes)

    Ann (on stairs): You okay, Kimmie?

    Kim: (Sleepy) Yeah, Mom.

    Ann: The truth ray wear off yet?

    Kim: (Yawn) Not yet. (Closes eyes)

    (Ann goes back downstairs, stops at bottom, turns around)

    Ann: So Kimmie, how do you really feel about Ron?

    (Crickets chirp, Kim snores)
    Somehow I can see Mrs. Dr. P. totally doing that.
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    Low Budget:

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    (prison; Lucre is led into his cell styling orange jumpsuit. Police slam door shut behind him).

    Lucre: Just wait until my mother posts my bail! You'll all pay! (he looks around) Oh hey! You must be my cellmate! (uses cheesy accent) I am Frugal Lucre, thee vorld's cheapest villain!

    (cellmate emerges from shadows) Oh, hello! I am Dr. Drakken, world's greatest super villain!

    Lucre: Oh, how cool! Will be the best cellmates ever! We can play cards, and share evil plots! Oh, I this great idea involving tin foil and jellybeans...

    Drakken (akwardly): Yeah, that sounds great...

    Lucre: Oh yeah! Hey, I got just one question for ya!

    Drakken: What?

    Lucre: I thought your name was Dementor.

    Drakken: Grrrr!

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    I sorta see the tag for "Vir-Tu-Ron" leading to the Felix/Zita - something on the lines of it beginning with Zita being disappointed, somehow encountering Felix, and by the end of the episode one of them's asking the other out.

    However, there's a difference between coming up with an idea, and actually executing it - I can't come up with the scene itself. Anyone want to try it?

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