Real-Life "Dimension Twist"

[TransWarpDrive]

Recently, I was thinking about the KP episode "Dimension Twist," and found myself wondering what TV shows we'd all find ourselves trapped in if we encountered the same circumstances Kim, Ron, Drakken and Shego did in that story.
So, supposing the energy from a Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer got crossed with the signal on your cable TV hook-up, and you got pulled in to the video world the way our four favorite characters did. What shows would each of you find yourselves appearing on?
Go ahead; be honest - no one's going to judge you for naming those shows you secretly watch as a "guilty pleasure." We're all friends here....
- Besides, it'll be more fun that way.

I'll start off by listing my "Dimension Twist" stops on the journey through Cable World:

Mythbusters (Discovery Channel)
Deadliest Catch (Discovery Channel)
Great Planes (Military Channel)
The Color of War (World War II series using color film footage on History International)
The Smoking Gun Presents The World's Dumbest (TruTV)
Kim Possible - of course... (Disney Channel)
Hannah Montana (Disney Channel) - my guilty pleasure...
Phineas and Ferb (Disney Channel) - this cartoon series just makes me laugh....
Chicago Cubs baseball game telecasts (WGN; WCIU; Comcast SportsNet and Fox Sports Channels on various dates)
Biography (Biography Channel)

Now it's your turn....

[jeriddian]

Hmmmmm.................

Okay..........

PBS...The Metropolitan Opera, conducting of course
Austin City Limits........playing with my band ( the one I always wanted).
The Green Hornet (the old series)......as Kato.......
NCIS.......vying with Gibbs as to who can solve the case first....and making Denozzo look even more stupid.
Law and Order.......as a defense attorney (huh?....yeah, I had to think about that.)
Kim Possible (of course)..........as Ron
I Spy (Robert Culp and Bill Cosby)......as a fellow spy
House.........only long enough to make Hugh Laurie look as stupid as his character really is.
Although not a TV series, the Underworld movies........because Kate Beckinsale is so hot!

That's about all I can think of right now....

[campy]

If it's based on shows I watch, I guess my journey would be a succession of films noir on TCM (where I'd get murdered) and college football games (where I'd get buried under a pile of players).

[lunchmeat]

I've long maintained that my life has been scripted in a colaboration between the writers for Monty Python and Mel Brooks....

[TransWarpDrive]

Quote from jeriddian:

Although not a TV series, the Underworld movies........because Kate Beckinsale is so hot!

Yes, she is, isn't she?

Quote from lunchmeat:

I've long maintained that my life has been scripted in a collaboration between the writers for Monty Python and Mel Brooks....

And the joke's always on you?
Yeah, sometimes I've felt that way, too...many's the day I've gotten the impression I'm playing the clown in some sort of "cosmic circus." Not fun, let me tell you....

[garnetblack]

Chuck: part of the Nerd Herd, occasional third member of Jeffster.
Lost: Sawyer would probably have all sorts of nicknames for me.

I don't think I'd really fit in with most other shows I watch.