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    From "Blush" :
    Drakken: I'm serious, Shego. Kim Possible has foiled my plans for the last time!
    Shego: Yeah. The last time today, maybe.

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    This one's from Exchange, where Ron's being attacked by Monkey Fist's ninja monkeys as he and Fukushima walk past the volcanic hot springs amidst the snow:
    Oh, Fuji! Why is it always monkeys? Why can't I be
    attacked by crazed supermodels?!

    I wouldn't mind being "attacked" by a few supermodels - crazed or otherwise....

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    From "Kimitation Nation" :

    Kim: Monique, tell me you don't heed Elsa Cleeg's fashion advice!
    Monique: Her word is law, Kim.
    Kim: Why can't people have their own style? What makes her so smart?
    Ron: Kim, she is on television!

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    From "Bueno Nacho"

    Kim: I can get through this!
    Two weeks to jacket.
    Two weeks to jacket.

    Kim: What up, Wade?
    Wade: I've scanned all recent satellite photos. But there's no
    sign of the stolen laser drill.

    Kim: It must be hidden.
    Ned: Playing video games on the job is not SOP. I'm docking
    your pay an hour!
    Kim: Two weeks and one hour to jacket!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    kim nation

    (ron is hiding behind the conter at beuno nacho, when the ron clones walk in)

    Ron: *scream* it me, myself and I,

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    From "Bueno Nacho"

    Kim: You know Ron, restaurants don't exactly welcome pets.

    Ron: Rufus isn't a pet. He's family.

    Kim: The rodent family...

    Ron:
    Sorry, buddy.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Ron: Ahh! Kim’s in trouble! I knew this was statistically inevitable, b-b-but what can I do? I can’t go back out there! Not with the odds stacked against me! Ow!
    Wade: Ron… you…
    Rufus: Hmm?
    Ron: I can’t go in alone! Do you know the odds of me fighting off Drakken’s henchmen, rescuing Kim, and saving the world from a new ice age? <furiously punches calculator buttons> Note: solar power calculators? Worthless in panic rooms!

    From "Odds Man In."

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    Kim: Okay, I know this is going to sound weird, but you've got to let us in. There's this monster poodle ...
    Area 51 Sentry: Name?
    Kim: Commodore Puddles.
    Sentry: YOUR name.

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    From "A Very Possible Christmas":
    Drakken: Of course, once we enter the new year, the truce is over. I'm going to open a bag of freak on all of you.
    Manofevil: Author of the Kimmunist Manifesto, writer, statesman, and founder of modern Kimmunism.

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    From "Day of the Snowmen" :

    Mr. Dr P: Gosh, Summer Gale! I mean you are Blizzard Watch! S'more?
    Summer: No, thank you.
    Jim: You wear a lot of make-up.
    Tim: More than the younger weather ladies.
    Summer: Such charming children.

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