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    Wink What's the funniest thing they said?

    What's the funniest thing you ever heard said on Kim Possible? It can be a one-liner like this:

    Motor Ed: Drew? Dude, yer so blue! You need to catch some rays!
    or an exchange like this:

    Motor Ed: Dude, what kind of secret hideout is this? Everyone knows you live here, man!

    Drakken: One magazine subscription and suddenly everyone's got your address! SHEGO!!


    List them all here.
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    My favorite is from "Car Alarm" :
    Bonnie: Hey Kim, don’t you just heart my new ride? Oh, you’re still walking? How underclass for a senior.
    Kim: Is that a door ding?
    Bonnie: What? Where? I don’t see any....
    Ron: KP! Check out my rockin’ new horn.
    Bonnie: Oh, now I see the ding: Your boyfriend.

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    This is my fav. I decided to add some screen caps to it.

    Drakken: Warmonga, show her the door.

    Warmonga: Hm, yea if you guide your vision to the left of our reactor core you can see our primary entrance.

    Drakken: No Warmonga, I meant make her exit through the door.

    Warmonga: Oh.
    Shego: Hey!
    CRASH!!!

    Drakken: Yes well, I didn't mean literally through the actual door but…
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    S1 has some very good lines, but the one instance that made me miss the next several minutes of plot because I was laughing so hard was an exchange from "Ron the Man:"

    Barkin’s voice: Stoppable, the ideal man is big and-or strong.
    Ron: Yeah, big and strong! This is not a problem for the new me!
    Rabbi Katz's voice: But, Ronald, there was nothing wrong with the old you.
    Ron: OK, Rabbi, get out of my head.
    Kim's voice: Ron, he's right. These instant muscles have got to go. It's not the real you!
    Ron: Ahh! So many voices in my head!

    *Cut to hallway*

    Kim:
    Ron, we're talking to you through a ventilation shaft.
    Carpe Navi: Because you never know when you'll get to go boating at government expense again.

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    Drakken: A little sidekick enthusiasm wouldn’t hurt you know?
    Shego: Woo, Hoo, extra “Hoo” happy?
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    Kim: "I'm shutting you down, and going to that dance!"
    Bebe: "Wearing that? How tacky!"
    Kim: "I have a dress!"
    Bebe: "No doubt tackier still!"

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    Another of my favorite snippets of KP dialogue. This one's from Oh Boyz while Kim's on board the boat en route to the Seniors' private island, as she watches cameraman Judd taping that "reality" show, Man Overboard:
    Kim: This has to be the most heinous show ever.
    Judd: You should have seen the last one I worked on - "Truth or
    Volcano."
    Kim: Anyway, thanks for the lift, Judd.
    Judd: Are you kidding, Kim? It's the least I could do after you
    rescued me from that rhino stampede.
    Kim: (modestly waves off the compliment) Oh, that was no big. What was that show called again?
    Judd: "Teasing Wild Animals."

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    here is a funny one, i disied to add scene caps, this is from the cuiped effect



    SSS: What's this? The boy genius, who helps Kim Possible, apparently, he has invented a... love machine?
    SSJ: Father, do you think this is enough Le Goop to last me through a weekend? I hear it may rain. Oh! You are spying! I want to peek!
    SSS: But just for a moment. You have your own supper eyeglasses



    SSS: To control love in such a way.
    SSJ: We must steal it and find a way to use it for evil.
    SSS: I am bursting with pride, my son.
    SSJ: I was looking over your shoulder and I read your notes.
    SSS: Jr., that was cheating. I am so proud.

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    Shego: Here you go chief, one stolen battery thing. Feliz Navidad.
    Drakken: Excellent, Shego. Drak-Force One is complete and this time Kim Possible will not get in the way.
    Shego: Okay. And why is that?
    Drakken: Because it is Christmas. The one time of the year she is off-duty. Busy with her twinkle lights and mistletoe and carols and roast beast and frim franglers and zoob zooblers...
    Shego: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Doctor D.?
    Drakken: What?
    Shego: You've stopped using words.
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    My favorite one is from "Emotion Sickness." With screencaps:



    Drakken: Find your own hiding place.


    Ron: Right, like you called dibs.


    Drakken: Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!


    Ron: Well I call double dibs!




    Drakken: Ugh...You've won this round with your superior dib-calling, but that won't save us from them!



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