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    Smile Kim Possible Bloopers!

    As this is my thousandth post, I'd thought I'd do something special. So, as fireand'chutes did several years ago, I decided to come up with a "little fun activity:" possible "on-set" bloopers during the show. (True, Disney did make up some for commercials (back when it cared about KP), but I know we can do better. ) Here's some to start:

    Mother's Day:
    WADE'S MOM: Whooo! No wonder this child never leaves his room. (Notices a button) Now what does this do?
    WADE: Mom, DON'T PRESS THAT!
    (However, it is too late. A full-size holographic image of Kim, clad in her LBD, materializes and puts arm around Wade's shoulders.)
    HOLO-KIM: (In a sultry voice.) Hello, handsome.
    (Everyone looks at Wade.)
    KIM: Wade, I think we need to talk...

    Motor Ed:
    KIM: ... I don’t know, I see him in that chair, and then I guess I feel like its not fair because I can walk, and -
    RON: - And run, and jump, and do all kinds of gymnastic kung-fu-
    KIM: NOT HELPING!

    A Sitch In Time: Past
    KIM: You're weird, but I like you.
    (Kim and Ron then go over to the sandbox and start drawing something in the sand.)
    STEVE LOTER: Um, could you please tell me what you're doing?
    KIM: Well, it says here in the script, "Kim and Ron make out." See? O-U-T!
    (Loter looks at their sand markings. They indeed spell "out.")
    LOTER: That's ... that's very good. (Grumbles something about "shippers" as he leaves the soundstage) SECURITY!
    ---
    RON: Ok, look, Listen to me. In the future you will change your hair and become a babe magnet. Keep that look!
    PRE-TEEN RON: And watch Middleton be obliterated?

    "Well, it's a start." Feel free to add any "bloopers" you wish!

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    Not bad, Double 'N' Not bad!

    Okay, here goes.....

    Cap'n Drakken

    Drakken: Shego! To the escape craft! And save my booty.
    Shego: [muttering] If I had a doubloon for every time I've done that.....
    Steve Loter: CUT!! Okay, Shego, do it agan and speak up, and say the line right this time....
    Shego: I did say the line right! If Drakken wasn't such a Ham!
    Drakken: Quit stealing my limelight!!
    Steve Loter: (slapping his forehead in frustration) Oy! Cartoon actors!.......
    "Say the Word"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeriddian View Post
    Not bad, Double 'N' Not bad!

    Okay, here goes.....

    Cap'n Drakken

    Drakken: Shego! To the escape craft! And save my booty.
    Shego: [muttering] If I had a doubloon for every time I've done that.....
    Steve Loter: CUT!! Okay, Shego, do it agan and speak up, and say the line right this time....
    Shego: I did say the line right! If Drakken wasn't such a Ham!
    Drakken: Quit stealing my limelight!!
    Steve Loter: (slapping his forehead in frustration) Oy! Cartoon actors!.......
    I read somewhere once that Alfred Hitchcock envied Walt Disney because if Disney didn't like his actors, he could always just "tear them up...."


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    Mad Dogs and Aliens

    Warmonga: Tell me, why must I speak like a pre-schooler when I speak with much more intelligence later on and don't even mention this "great blue?"
    Kim: *folding her arms* Hey, you'd be surprised what gets forgotten.
    Gilligan cut to October 31st and the Centurion Project in action, the events of The Full Monkey, and a few others
    Warmonga: I see. *draws her staff weapon*
    Steve Loter: *sighing* Why is it that they always call us out... hey, watch where you're pointing that boom stick!

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    Gilligan cut to October 31st and the Centurion Project in action, the events of The Full Monkey, and a few others
    Okay, I'll bite - what do you mean by a "Gilligan cut?" That's the first time I've heard that phrase (or read it, in this case)....

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    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GilliganCut

    Probably not the proper usage, though... but you get the drift

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    Smile

    Homecoming Upset
    LARRY: You know, you bear a strong resemblance to my favorite queen, Eudalia-
    BONNIE: Of ... Groknos?
    (The two of them start having a quite pleasant conversation.)
    STEVE LOTER: Um, (Looks at script) this isn't exactly how the story's supposed to go...
    RON: Really? I think I kinda like it this way...
    BONNIE: ... and I just couldn't believe that stupid movie. I mean, his powers are electro-mechanical, not bio-!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Danger View Post
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GilliganCut

    Probably not the proper usage, though... but you get the drift
    OK, thanks, Luke. I just didn't know that's what it's called.

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    Beuno Nacho:
    Ron crashes into the oil line... and though it, leaving a giant hole
    Kim: *sighs* Wade, get a medevac down here, Ron just broke the pipeline we're using. Again.

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