Kim Possible Bloopers!

[NinjaNaco]

As this is my thousandth post, I'd thought I'd do something special. So, as fireand'chutes did several years ago, I decided to come up with a "little fun activity:" possible "on-set" bloopers during the show. (True, Disney did make up some for commercials (back when it cared about KP), but I know we can do better. ) Here's some to start:

Mother's Day:
WADE'S MOM: Whooo! No wonder this child never leaves his room. (Notices a button) Now what does this do?
WADE: Mom, DON'T PRESS THAT!
(However, it is too late. A full-size holographic image of Kim, clad in her LBD, materializes and puts arm around Wade's shoulders.)
HOLO-KIM: (In a sultry voice.) Hello, handsome.
(Everyone looks at Wade.)
KIM: Wade, I think we need to talk...

Motor Ed:
KIM: ... I don’t know, I see him in that chair, and then I guess I feel like its not fair because I can walk, and -
RON: - And run, and jump, and do all kinds of gymnastic kung-fu-
KIM: NOT HELPING!

A Sitch In Time: Past
KIM: You're weird, but I like you.
(Kim and Ron then go over to the sandbox and start drawing something in the sand.)
STEVE LOTER: Um, could you please tell me what you're doing?
KIM: Well, it says here in the script, "Kim and Ron make out." See? O-U-T!
(Loter looks at their sand markings. They indeed spell "out.")
LOTER: That's ... that's very good. (Grumbles something about "shippers" as he leaves the soundstage) SECURITY!
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RON: Ok, look, Listen to me. In the future you will change your hair and become a babe magnet. Keep that look!
PRE-TEEN RON: And watch Middleton be obliterated?

"Well, it's a start." Feel free to add any "bloopers" you wish!

[jeriddian]

Not bad, Double 'N' Not bad!

Okay, here goes.....

Cap'n Drakken

Drakken: Shego! To the escape craft! And save my booty.
Shego: [muttering] If I had a doubloon for every time I've done that.....
Steve Loter: CUT!! Okay, Shego, do it agan and speak up, and say the line right this time....
Shego: I did say the line right! If Drakken wasn't such a Ham!
Drakken: Quit stealing my limelight!!
Steve Loter: (slapping his forehead in frustration) Oy! Cartoon actors!.......

[TransWarpDrive]

Not bad, Double 'N' Not bad!

Okay, here goes.....

Cap'n Drakken

Drakken: Shego! To the escape craft! And save my booty.
Shego: [muttering] If I had a doubloon for every time I've done that.....
Steve Loter: CUT!! Okay, Shego, do it agan and speak up, and say the line right this time....
Shego: I did say the line right! If Drakken wasn't such a Ham!
Drakken: Quit stealing my limelight!!
Steve Loter: (slapping his forehead in frustration) Oy! Cartoon actors!.......

I read somewhere once that Alfred Hitchcock envied Walt Disney because if Disney didn't like his actors, he could always just "tear them up...."

[Luke Danger]

Mad Dogs and Aliens

Warmonga: Tell me, why must I speak like a pre-schooler when I speak with much more intelligence later on and don't even mention this "great blue?"
Kim: *folding her arms* Hey, you'd be surprised what gets forgotten.
Gilligan cut to October 31st and the Centurion Project in action, the events of The Full Monkey, and a few others
Warmonga: I see. *draws her staff weapon*
Steve Loter: *sighing* Why is it that they always call us out... hey, watch where you're pointing that boom stick!

[TransWarpDrive]

Gilligan cut to October 31st and the Centurion Project in action, the events of The Full Monkey, and a few others

Okay, I'll bite - what do you mean by a "Gilligan cut?" That's the first time I've heard that phrase (or read it, in this case)....

[Luke Danger]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GilliganCut

Probably not the proper usage, though... but you get the drift

[NinjaNaco]

Homecoming Upset
LARRY: You know, you bear a strong resemblance to my favorite queen, Eudalia-
BONNIE: Of ... Groknos?
(The two of them start having a quite pleasant conversation.)
STEVE LOTER: Um, (Looks at script) this isn't exactly how the story's supposed to go...
RON: Really? I think I kinda like it this way...
BONNIE: ... and I just couldn't believe that stupid movie. I mean, his powers are electro-mechanical, not bio-!...

[TransWarpDrive]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GilliganCut

Probably not the proper usage, though... but you get the drift

OK, thanks, Luke. I just didn't know that's what it's called.

[Luke Danger]

Beuno Nacho:
Ron crashes into the oil line... and though it, leaving a giant hole
Kim: *sighs* Wade, get a medevac down here, Ron just broke the pipeline we're using. Again.