:KP: Big news girls! Di$ney just announced that we're being recast as a soccer team in the new live action movie. We have to give up the Cheerleading and...Hey, don't shoot the messenger, huh?

:bonnie: They can have my cheerleading uniform after they pry it off my cold dead corpse

:KP: Shake those Pompoms girls! We don't know how much longer we'll have them before Di$ney takes them away and gives us soccer balls!